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3 years ago
you met a 9 on a monday night and had a good time with her. she gave you her real name and number. so instead of trying to meetup with her up say tuesday or wednesday you chose to call the club to see if they were open on wednesday? sounded like the girl was into you if she gave you 3 dances or the price of one along with her digits. am i missing something here?
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3 years ago
i could see that - carlos cast in a role as a member of a danny trejo led cartel.
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3 years ago
^just had me thinking about the cheech marin part in from dusk 'til dawn where he plays a barker for a titty bar. in the movie soundtrack it's called chet's speech. some guy actually accidentally chose this song on the jukebox at a bar i was a regular at years ago.
probably can amend to that speech.
-c;mon step right in. so much pussy. we have birthday cake pussy, ping pong pussy, banana pussy....
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3 years ago
yeah that fat guy was a big dude. probably played football. i'd talk to him from time to time but never asked if he did.
i always wondered why this dude was working there all the time. valet parkers are usually short term jobs until a better more stable job is found. ahh now i know why.
never got the chance to find out if, all kidding aside, if he could fuck up a vehicle's transmission. my lift always parked his car across the street.
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3 years ago
my go to place in jersey- i guess not anymore.
triple chinner is the valet parking guy.
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3 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
midgets and dwarves see assholes all day
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3 years ago
the company that i work for sent all employees away from the office building to work remotely from home sometime march 2020. the secretary has to show up to the office 3 times a month to keep the office organized regarding office building notifications, ingoing/outgoing mail and fedex parcels, etc.
anyway building management will email her co19 building updates. each update consists of info pertaining to an unidentified person working at a certain floor of the building has contracted co19, told to leave, get treatment and then come back when the illness is taken care of with proof. the secretary will then email everybody in my company that update.
i usually receive such a notification like say on average once every 6 weeks, starting march 2020 up until yesterday. today i saw 4 such updates in my office inbox. i get this feeling that should more of these notifications start popping more regularly then the building management may stop sending these updates for good.
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3 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
that poor girl will not like listening to any of the ones below while on stage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl7O4C6PCp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_sqWSuWT80
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3 years ago
or how many paralegals?
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3 years ago
whether you're into rick astley's music or not, give that guy is props. he had a a real good run and experienced worldwide popularity during the late 80's and early 90's.
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3 years ago
why not just start another fb account? better yet why not another 25-30?
it'll be cheaper than hiring a lawyer, to whom fb will wind up paying of anyway if the op's "case" should show any real solid merit in court.
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3 years ago
"I had puke on my pants and I smelled like a sewer. I was lucky to not get bounced that night!"
hold up a second - you still wound up sticking around after all that? hahahaha!!!!!!!
was this heartbreakers? i always wanted to go there.
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3 years ago
a girl was giving me a hj and i shot it all over her hand. she reacted like a grenade exploded on her hand. after that i was wondering how she cleaned up her hand. when i got home and took off my pants i noticed a dry white messy spot on one of my black pant legs. question answered.
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3 years ago
i miss that brace faced bitch. wish she was on my lap right now. she can tell me to hurry the fuck up as many times as she likes.
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3 years ago
well i certainly wasn't going to reply with, "whoa what's the rush?"
just floored on the accelerator like one would on a getaway car and stop once the splooge makes its appearance
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3 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
his career was projecting along real nicely in a similar pattern as rod smith did. then for whatever reason(s) he wound up with houston and the jets. then poof just disappeared.
he and emmanuel sanders were one of the best wr tandems in nfl history
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3 years ago
“I need you to cum fast”
if a girl told me that i would instantly lose the mood. not because of rage or disappointment. i would just be laughing so hard with a finger pointed at her.
“I need you to cum fast”
hahahahah that is some funny shit!!!
in over 20 years of mongering i never would had thought that sentence would ever be said by a girl. inside my head i've said it many times to myself but that's just a cost saving measure of mine.
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3 years ago
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TetradonI'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
so pretty soon some inmate is going to get a piece of hollywood ass
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3 years ago
depends on the situation.
once a girl was giving me a lapper and the dj announced her name to be next on stage. she told me to hurry the fuck up. i'm like awesome - revved up to max gear, got off good and saved me some money.
if it's an otc seesion then yeah that would not be fun at all. i'll still do what i did with the lapper girl but with otc i like to take up a little more time.
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3 years ago
going to countries like these just for the sake of getting your balls emptied out is just not worth it. yes i'm sure mongers that arrived back home will say, "well nothing happened to me." well then yeah they should consider themselves very, very fortunate. but if any of them should appear through the crosshairs then no amount of self awareness that got them up to a certain point is going to do them any good. once it passes that point consider surviving that moment more than just a blessing.
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3 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
holy shit - the qb only attempted to throw the ball 3 times and the team still won?
so buffalo knew what the pats were going to do and still couldn't stop them? that's real impressive.
sure the way the pats play won't be pleasing to the eye, but that's the way they have to play with the lack of all pro offensive playmakers. and their team defense could most likely be the best one in the nfl right now.
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3 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
here's an idea: how about some of these fucking liberal DA's start showing some balls and start prosecuting? guess that won't happen - does philly have a piece of shit for a mayor?
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3 years ago
no 20 lappers and no day shift hours anymore - i'm out as well.
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3 years ago
twist: it was adam baldwin that brought in a prop gun into the strip club. oh shit wait....
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3 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
yeah it's too unfortunate that the asian girl didn't have hands to combat those fuckers. if that girl had the same exact skills as the girl from the movie the raid 2 the outcome would have been waaaaay different. a badass beautiful bloodbath!!!
AA leaders will only show their faces when AA people are victimized by those of a skin color that's different than theirs. it's been $$$ for the rev's al n jesse for many, many years. why should that change now and/or tomorrow?