I'm going to sue Facebook
Dave_Anderson
These fucking piss ants not only suspended ny account simply for my opinion but now they are demanding a photo ID so I can even go back and delete my account. Enough is fucking enough. These Big Social Media companies think they can abuse the common man to any extent they want. The time is now to fight this. The reason my suit is different is that it isn't telling them that I demand to be reinstated but that they at least allow me to o back temporarily to delete my account. I am doing this. I am beyond enraged that they not onl abused me repeatedly for my opinions and then banned me entirely but now won't allow me temporary access to my account to delete it and won't even give me a contact phone or email to contact them. I have had enough of these fucking companies. I will first contact a few of the lawyers already going after these companies and failing that will file pro per. I was a paralegal for 6 years in my earlier life. I'm doing this!
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https://www.techgyd.com/contact-facebook…
Unless you’ve been posting truly psycho things and then commit a violent crime nobody is going to care about your Facebook account. The worst case scenario is that some random liberal shares a screenshot of some nonsense you posted and adds the caption “looks like somebody needs a tin foil hat to keep out the live feed from CIA mind control satellites”. As long as you can laugh that off you’re fine.
Or you can send ‘em your photo ID and delete the page.
Did you know that the true function of the vaccine microchips is to convert the Bill Gates/CIA mind control rays into pleasant images. Right now I’m getting a feed of some truly top notch porn playing in my head. Not the weird images Bill Gates is feeding you. I bet you’re seeing an endless loop of Mark Zuckerberg’s cat saying “redrum redrum” right now.
How can you get rid of Zuck kitty? Well you could get vaxxed. But you ain’t gonna do that. So I recommend a stylish tin foil covered top hat 🎩
Also, I hear that if you buy a few Scotch Bonnet peppers, purée them in rice vinegar, add some wasabi, and use the mix as an enema it blocks the mind control rays. You could try that.
You’re welcome.
I'm sure the SCOTUS will take up The Case of the Banned from Facebook.
Actually, that $10,000 will make the attorney very popular in the club.
Good luck with your lawsuit, Dave. I'm sure Zuckerberg is trembling in his boots!
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I thought you had truly little chance against a company with $120B/yr in revenue. But, WOW, you used to be a paralegal!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fn36l_z…
Correction: he’s a former paralegal with a stylish tin foil covered top hat 🎩 that puts homemade hot sauce up his bung hole. If some crazy bastard like that came at you you’d be a-scared! He’s counting on the Zuck to be a-scared too.
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1st thing, what's Facebook?
Anybody, liberal or not, can easily his post history here.
I think Facebook is probably violating California and European Union privacy laws by not letting you delete your account. If you lived in Cali or the EU while you had your Facebook account, you may be protected by those laws.
You can make your own webpage for free on github.com, but it's pretty hard if you're not a nerd. I haven't heard anything about them censoring people, but most people only put nerdy stuff on that site.
Facebook's defense in this highly unlikely lawsuit would be the millions of times people attempt to maliciously delete other people's accounts because they don't like them, which is why they want to verify identity before deleting personal profiles. Their follow up to this will be the countless other private and government services that also legally require photo ID to terminate services. And then they'll note that every time you log in to the site, you're agreeing to their terms of service.
At that point in this fictional courtroom drama, Dave either lets his bricked FB profile lay fallow forever, or he quietly hands over his photo ID so that he can delete his account. All while wondering how Facebook could have managed to achieve victory when faced with 6 years of paralegal experience.
Also, none of this will actually see the inside of a courtroom.
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7584…
it'll be cheaper than hiring a lawyer, to whom fb will wind up paying of anyway if the op's "case" should show any real solid merit in court.
On a related note - I rarely write Google reviews but it seem my last two reviews disappeared shortly after being posted.
I think you would have to be an idiot to give facebook your real name.
I never use facebook, except I have one fake name handle, but it is only to look at links to facebook which I find sometimes. It never posts anything and never communicates with anyone, and it is on an email I never use for anything else. No one will have that email and be able to look it up on facebook, cause they have never seen that email address.
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That Moment Ariana Grande Danced Like This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5htsV46…
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