These fucking piss ants not only suspended ny account simply for my opinion but now they are demanding a photo ID so I can even go back and delete my account. Enough is fucking enough. These Big Social Media companies think they can abuse the common man to any extent they want. The time is now to fight this. The reason my suit is different is that it isn't telling them that I demand to be reinstated but that they at least allow me to o back temporarily to delete my account. I am doing this. I am beyond enraged that they not onl abused me repeatedly for my opinions and then banned me entirely but now won't allow me temporary access to my account to delete it and won't even give me a contact phone or email to contact them. I have had enough of these fucking companies. I will first contact a few of the lawyers already going after these companies and failing that will file pro per. I was a paralegal for 6 years in my earlier life. I'm doing this!
I'm going to sue Facebook
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Here's some information to actually call this fucking piece of shit company by phone if you're blocked from contacting them by any other means. I am calling these fuckers Monday morning. If they don't resolve this to my satisfaction I will be filing a suit against them.
Relax Mr. Anderson.
Unless you’ve been posting truly psycho things and then commit a violent crime nobody is going to care about your Facebook account. The worst case scenario is that some random liberal shares a screenshot of some nonsense you posted and adds the caption “looks like somebody needs a tin foil hat to keep out the live feed from CIA mind control satellites”. As long as you can laugh that off you’re fine.
Or you can send ‘em your photo ID and delete the page.
But seriously, you really should get the tin foil hat. I’m worried about you man.
Did you know that the true function of the vaccine microchips is to convert the Bill Gates/CIA mind control rays into pleasant images. Right now I’m getting a feed of some truly top notch porn playing in my head. Not the weird images Bill Gates is feeding you. I bet you’re seeing an endless loop of Mark Zuckerberg’s cat saying “redrum redrum” right now.
How can you get rid of Zuck kitty? Well you could get vaxxed. But you ain’t gonna do that. So I recommend a stylish tin foil covered top hat 🎩
Also, I hear that if you buy a few Scotch Bonnet peppers, purée them in rice vinegar, add some wasabi, and use the mix as an enema it blocks the mind control rays. You could try that.
You’re welcome.
This is a joke, right?
I'm sure the SCOTUS will take up The Case of the Banned from Facebook.
That 10 grand the attorney will charge would make you very popular in the club
I read this while destroying a shitter
"That 10 grand the attorney will charge would make you very popular in the club"
Actually, that $10,000 will make the attorney very popular in the club.
Good luck with your lawsuit, Dave. I'm sure Zuckerberg is trembling in his boots!
"I was a paralegal for 6 years in my earlier life. "
I thought you had truly little chance against a company with $120B/yr in revenue. But, WOW, you used to be a paralegal!!
@dave: what was the post that got you banned?
we warned you Dave, but did you listen, nooo you really shouldn't be out and about without your tinfoil head gear, it's too late Dave, they know where you are now, youtube.com
“ I thought you had truly little chance against a company with $120B/yr in revenue. But, WOW, you used to be a paralegal!!”
Correction: he’s a former paralegal with a stylish tin foil covered top hat 🎩 that puts homemade hot sauce up his bung hole. If some crazy bastard like that came at you you’d be a-scared! He’s counting on the Zuck to be a-scared too.
Pics of the lawsuit papers or it isn’t going to happen.
:D
Oooo, Oooo, can I be your lawyer.
1st thing, what's Facebook?
The real tragedy is that he has full access to Tuscl and won't delete his account.
Anybody, liberal or not, can easily his post history here.
Currently they are a private company, so they don't have to respect your constitutionally protected First Amendment rights. That's part of why many people are saying that Facebook and Twitter need to be regulated somewhat like the old Bell Telephone monopoly was.
I think Facebook is probably violating California and European Union privacy laws by not letting you delete your account. If you lived in Cali or the EU while you had your Facebook account, you may be protected by those laws.
You can make your own webpage for free on github.com, but it's pretty hard if you're not a nerd. I haven't heard anything about them censoring people, but most people only put nerdy stuff on that site.
He can delete his account, but Facebook requires that you prove your identity (via photo ID) before you can delete a personal profile.
Facebook's defense in this highly unlikely lawsuit would be the millions of times people attempt to maliciously delete other people's accounts because they don't like them, which is why they want to verify identity before deleting personal profiles. Their follow up to this will be the countless other private and government services that also legally require photo ID to terminate services. And then they'll note that every time you log in to the site, you're agreeing to their terms of service.
At that point in this fictional courtroom drama, Dave either lets his bricked FB profile lay fallow forever, or he quietly hands over his photo ID so that he can delete his account. All while wondering how Facebook could have managed to achieve victory when faced with 6 years of paralegal experience.
Also, none of this will actually see the inside of a courtroom.
I wonder why the paralegal world took 6 years to delete him.
No lawyer with any experience, or a brain, will take this case.
Write a review Dave. Maybe then you'll get a couple of ounces of my pity.
Dave, you should enlist the help of TUSCLer Iamcall1140 -- he's the guy who sued The Cheetah in Atlanta. You two would make a great legal team.
@EastCoaster reading that thread makes me want to die of cringe. Is also perfect for this situation. A legal dream team! Zuckerberg doesn't stand a chance!
Iamcall1140 and the Cheetah ... That guy fully and willingly doxed himself, which was unfortunate because it became quickly evident that he had some degree of mental illness. That said, I don't blame Cheetah for banning him. That was actually one of the more painful threads on TUSCL.
why not just start another fb account? better yet why not another 25-30?
it'll be cheaper than hiring a lawyer, to whom fb will wind up paying of anyway if the op's "case" should show any real solid merit in court.
How many lawyers do we have on the board, other than Skibum?
or how many paralegals?
^ There are two others that don't care to get drawn into these type of discussions
^ Go away, Cacaplop
Well - I thought Trump was suing social media companies; perhaps it was Twitter specifically IDK - I assume Trump has good lawyers - I'd wait to see how that goes.
I rarely use my FB account - for some reason I've been unable to long-in since around 2019 - they also told me I had to provide a photo in order to access my account - I was like "fuck it" - not sure why I lost my log-in credentials - I did have a separate burner FB accnt so maybe that did it (or they've been reading my TUSCL political posts 😛)
On a related note - I rarely write Google reviews but it seem my last two reviews disappeared shortly after being posted.
Holy cow, I remember making fun of Dave_Anderson saying he was only on tuscl because he was banned off Facebook. Wow, way to make a thread validating what I said back then…and more 😳
You can sue anyone for anything. The real question is whether you should and if its worth it
Facebook wants to be a real name community. That is very hard, really impossible, to enforce.
I think you would have to be an idiot to give facebook your real name.
I never use facebook, except I have one fake name handle, but it is only to look at links to facebook which I find sometimes. It never posts anything and never communicates with anyone, and it is on an email I never use for anything else. No one will have that email and be able to look it up on facebook, cause they have never seen that email address.
SJG
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Generally if you have a strong case, a lawyer will take it on contingency. But I think it's dubious whether there's any contract between Facebook, WhatsApp, etc. and their users. In which case, I don't think there could be any grounds to sue.
It's not hard to enforce. It's a private company and can do what it wants. It can have you require an ID or credit card to register. Or limit one account per device.
Why would anyone want to use facebook when they could just make their own website on a free host. That way there are no rules.
SJG
So basically I can no longer access my account but I can't even delete it, so for eternity some liberal or other asshole can dig through my past posts and take anything out of context without my ability to respond. If for example I ever become "inadvertently famous" some liberal could dig up my old account and distort any messages without my ability to respond. Again, enough is enough. Someone needs to fight back agsinst this crsp.