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Why does an Ethiopian stripper give the best blowjobs?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why does an Ethiopian stripper give the…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 5

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FKK Motorcity Goes Out of Business

FKK Motorcity Goes Out of Business The Detroit News March 31, 2019 America's first FKK club, the FKK Motorcity, has gone out of business. FKK (which stands for Freikorperkultur or Free Body Culture) is a German movement of…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 5

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Why is the space between a stripper’s breasts and her hips called a waist?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why is the space between a stripper’s breasts…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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Déjà Vu says it will no longer feature Cardi B songs in wake of scandal

What do you think? Should strip clubs ban Cardi B songs? https://www.wkrn.com/news/deja-vu-says-it-will-no-longer-feature-cardi-b-songs-in-wake-of-scandal/1885838701

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 14

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Want to work in a strip club?

Legends in Detroit has a job opening for a cook: "Legends Detroit in Detroit, MI is looking for one experienced line cook to join our team. Our ideal candidate is self-driven, ambitious, and engaged. Willing to work nights and weekends. Please apply…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 5

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What did the stripper say when her son turned 14 and started asking her about se

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What did the stripper say when her…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 9

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Offset labels Cardi B 'the best hustler' after strip club controversy

"Offset" is the name of Cardi B's husband--because it's the stupidest name ever? http://www.music-news.com/news/UK/120762/Offset-labels-Cardi-B-the-best-hustler-after-strip-club-controversy

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 3

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Why can't strippers learn the alphabet?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why can't strippers learn the alphabet? A.…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

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What's the difference between a West Virginia stripper and a flying pig?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What's the difference between a West Virginia…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 6

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'It's war': Omaha strip club files federal suit after being ticketed

https://www.omaha.com/news/metro/it-s-war-omaha-strip-club-files-federal-suit-after/article_60ef2ce0-4572-5740-ab95-2cfb102ce251.html

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 2

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What is the hardest thing about hiring a stripper as a babysitter?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What is the hardest thing about hiring…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago

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Cardi B Confessed That She Used To Drug Men And Rob Them, And The People Are Hav

"she at one point said about her days as a stripper, “I had to go strip, I had to go, ‘Oh yeah, you want to f*ck me? Yeah yeah yeah, let’s go back to this hotel,’ and I drugged n****s…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 78

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What is the most ironic thing that ever happened to a stripper?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What is the most ironic thing that…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 2

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What did the stripper say when she was told that "fellatio" was the proper term

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What did the stripper say when she…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 2

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How do men view lesbian relationships between strippers?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. How do men view lesbian relationships between…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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'I don't believe she's out there on her own,' says mom of missing former Aberdee

A sad story of a girl who moved to Atlanta, found a job as a stripper and then disappeared. https://www.mitchellrepublic.com/news/crime-and-courts/4588443-i-dont-believe-shes-out-there-her-own-says-mom-missing-former-aberdeen

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 6

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Why did the stripper's boyfriend hate his job as an Uber driver?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why did the stripper's boyfriend hate his…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 2

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Cardi B, Lili Reinhart, And More Will Star In A Movie About Con-Artist Strippers

"Hustlers" is based on a true story " about a group of savvy New York City women who came together and used their sex appeal to steal from men. Jessica Pressler, the writer of the article, wrote that a former…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 9

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Why is a stripper like a Thanksgiving turkey?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why is a stripper like a Thanksgiving…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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What did the stripper say when the customer asked her to talk dirty to him?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What did the stripper say when the…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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How can you get a 3-way with two strippers?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. How can you get a 3-way with…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 5

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Man, 31, denied bond in strip club homicide

The Crazy Horse is on Michigan Ave in Detroit. https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/detroit-city/2019/03/18/man-31-denied-bond-strip-club-homicide/3200312002/

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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Why won't Jewish customers go down on your ATF?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why won't Jewish customers go down on…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 5

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The Silence of the Pill Bottles

I had a lot of pain in my leg due to over-exercising and aspirin did not help. I went to the medicine cabinet in the master bedroom's bathroom where I had a number of old pain prescriptions for such…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 11

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Why did your ATF think she was illegitimate?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why did your ATF think she was…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago
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