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2,904 posts by jackslash

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What is the difference between your ATF and a hockey player?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What is the difference between your ATF…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

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What did your ATF do when she was asked to turn on the computer?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What did your ATF do when she…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 5

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Michigan woman free to give cop the middle finger, court rules

I'm all in favor of free speech and gestures, although I would be more discreet. The news story then morphs to the middle finger statue erected by the Flight Club owner, which some would find in questionable taste. https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2019/03/14/michigan-woman-middle-finger-cop/3161608002/

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4

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Beware the Ides of March

Title says it all.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 6

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Why did your ATF climb over the chain link fence?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why did your ATF climb over the…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 2

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Fort Worth strip club drugged, beat and stole thousands from customers, lawsuit

I'm always puzzled by strip clubs charging thousands of dollars on a customer's credit card. Over the years I've sometimes found incorrect charges on my cards (not from strip clubs). I disputed the charges and the credit card company…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 11

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What happened when your ATF tried to enter an ugly contest?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What happened when your ATF tried to…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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How did I save money on car insurance?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. How did I save money on car…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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What is a Boise stripper's answer to any question?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What is a Boise stripper's answer to…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

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WORLD15 dead in shooting at Mexican nightclub

Not in TJ. TUSCLers should be OK. https://bnonews.com/index.php/2019/03/15-dead-in-shooting-at-mexican-nightclub/

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 5

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What did the stripper say when she found out she was pregnant?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What did the stripper say when she…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 1

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At the beginning of a stripper's wedding, why do they wheel a wheelbarrow full o

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. At the beginning of a stripper's wedding,…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 2

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Petition: Decriminalise prostitution to promote safety

This is a petition to the UK Parliament. I would sign it if I could. Petition Decriminalise prostitution to promote safety Even though their job is legal, prostitution laws prevent women from working together. Sex workers often have to choose between keeping…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 3

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What is your ATF's rating?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What is your ATF's rating? A. E…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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Police: Suspect Shot Man Over $30K in Stripper Fees

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/california/articles/2019-03-07/police-suspect-shot-man-over-30k-in-stripper-fees

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 2

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Why shouldn't you have sex with a stripper on an elevator?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why shouldn't you have sex with a…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 6

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What did the stripper say when she was told that Jesus was coming?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What did the stripper say when she…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 1

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FEMINIST NGO CALLS TO SHUT DOWN ALL ISRAELI STRIP CLUBS

The strip club in the picture was one of the clubs I visited when I was in Tel Aviv. https://www.jpost.com/Israel-News/Feminist-NGO-calls-to-shut-down-all-Israeli-strip-clubs-582518

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

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Why is are there only 2 pallbearers at a stripper's funeral?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why is are there only 2…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago

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Mob rat testifies about beating at S.I. strip club in racketeering trial of repu

I wonder how many strip clubs are mobbed up? https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/ny-metro-bonanno-mob-trial-20190304-story.html

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig in a strip club?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q . What's worse than a male chauvinist…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 1

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What did the stripper's baby daddy say when she asked if they could get back tog

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What did the stripper's baby daddy say…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago

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Witness: Drug company hired ex-stripper to increase sales

"A former employee told jurors in January that she watched Lee give a lap dance at a Chicago nightclub to a doctor that the company was pushing to prescribe the drug." https://www.bostonherald.com/2019/03/02/witness-drug-company-hired-ex-stripper-to-increase-sales/

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 1

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3 arrested at North Side strip club; 1 charged with prostitution

San Antonio has gotten more restrictive since I left. But those 3 strippers are too ugly anyway. https://www.ksat.com/news/3-arrested-at-north-side-strip-club-1-charged-with-prostitution

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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Why did the stripper doubt that condoms guaranteed safe sex?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why did the stripper doubt that condoms…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2
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