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Why will you feel sad when your Chinese stripper makes you a dinner of sweet and

Q. Why will you feel sad when your Chinese stripper makes you a dinner of sweet and sour pork? A. Your dog is missing.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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Clinton man who took Urbana strip club employee's car admits to DUI

I have been to the Silver Bullet and it was a high contact club. But that was many years ago when I was young. http://www.news-gazette.com/news/local/2019-04-10/clinton-man-who-took-urbana-strip-club-employees-car-admits-dui.html

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

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Why did the stripper call her legs "rumors"?

Q. Why did the stripper call her legs "rumors"? A. Because she was always spreading them.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago

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A man's wife has just given birth

A man's wife has just given birth. The man asks the doctor if he can speak to him in private. The doctor takes the man into his office and says, "How can I help you?" The man says sheepishly, "Well,…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 4

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IS THIS THE SHORTEST STRIPPER IN AMERICA?

You could keep this stripper in your pocket and pull her out whenever needed. https://www.inkedmag.com/original-news/shorteststripper

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 7 5

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Denver officer suspended after he was caught at strip club while on duty

He had previously run a background check on a stripper "to see if she had a warrant and to see if she was “somebody I can be around"" https://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/investigations/denver-officer-suspended-after-he-was-caught-at-strip-club-while-on-duty

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 14

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What did the stripper do when she went to a gender reveal party?

Q. What did the stripper do when she went to a gender reveal party? A. She took off her panties.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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Why was a dentist a stripper's favorite customer?

Q. Why was a dentist a stripper's favorite customer? A. Because he drilled her and filled every hole.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 2

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The Snake Lady and the Masters: Augusta Imagines Life Post-Strip Clubs

I'm impressed when the New York Times runs a story about a strip club owner. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/08/us/masters-augusta-strip-clubs.html

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

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Did you hear about the stripper who was engaged to a man with a wooden leg?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Did you hear about the stripper who…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago

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A boy and a closet

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 5

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What do you say to a stripper's boyfriend who is wearing a suit and tie?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What do you say to a stripper's…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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Real-life sex and drug hustlers behind JLo’s new movie rinsed thousands of dolla

Lying, thieving whores. https://www.goldcoastbulletin.com.au/lifestyle/reallife-sex-and-drug-hustlers-behind-jlos-new-movie-rinsed-thousands-of-dollars-out-of-wall-street-traders/news-story/f3dfe06c8336aa48fe5574d19b6fc011

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 11

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Poles Apart: Exotic Dancers Clash Over Employment Status

"Carrying signs with nearly identical lettering and shouting “10-99!”, a few dozen strippers and their supporters protested in front of Los Angeles City Hall Tuesday to demand their right to be independent contractors, rather than employees. The chant referred to…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 36

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OFFSET SAYS CARDI B INSPIRED STRIPPERS AND BARTENDERS TO RAP

"Every bartender stripper with the dream of getting out the club it’s nun wrong with that but my wife help guide ur life to try to rap all u dumb ass ppl at home on couch tweeting suck my balls…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

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Why was the stripper called "Coffee"?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why was the stripper called "Coffee"? A.…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 4

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Man arrested for exposing himself at strip club

Which one of you did this? https://www.3newsnow.com/news/local-news/man-arrested-for-exposing-himself-at-strip-club

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 24

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Why did the stripper's boyfriend fuck her mom?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why did the stripper's boyfriend fuck her…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 1

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You see a stripper and her boyfriend go by in a car. Who's driving?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. You see a stripper and her boyfriend…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago

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Meth addict stripper, 22, admits to becoming a drug mule because she wasn't earn

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6879281/Meth-addict-stripper-22-admits-drug-mule-wasnt-earning-money.html

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 5

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LAP DANCES NOW UNLAWFUL, STATE ATTORNEY WARNS OF ‘SLIPPERY SLOPE’

Israel has outlawed lap dances. When I was in Tel Aviv in 2017, I found a number of strip clubs, one of which was in a very nice area about a 10-minute walk from my 5-star hotel.…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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Controversial strip club moves to West Omaha

"Nude dancers will perform from 6 p.m. to 5 a.m. seven days a week." https://www.wowt.com/content/news/Controversial-strip-club-moves-to-West-Omaha-508033371.html

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4

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Why wouldn't the postage stamp commemorating strippers stick to envelopes?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why wouldn't the postage stamp commemorating strippers…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

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Why I Choose To Work As A Stripper Despite Being A Magna Cum Laude College Gradu

"A few years ago, I graduated with honors from a prestigious private university where I had received a full-tuition scholarship. And for over two years, I have been working as a stripper." https://www.huffpost.com/entry/college-graduate-stripper_n_5c93dc5ae4b057f733080fba

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 21

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Why did the PL say his ATF was his drug?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why did the PL say his ATF…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1
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