Legends in Detroit has a job opening for a cook:
"Legends Detroit in Detroit, MI is looking for one experienced line cook to join our team. Our ideal candidate is self-driven, ambitious, and engaged. Willing to work nights and weekends.
Please apply Mon- Thurs from 5pm until 9pm
Responsibilities • Qualifications • We are looking forward to receiving your application. Thank you.
Available shifts and compensation: We have available shifts all days of the week. Compensation depends on your experience.
About legends detroit: Michigans largest & most anticipated gentlemens club with 3 floors, mezzanine seating, 30 foot LED video wall, 5 star dining & some of Michigans most beautiful entertainers is now open!"
I don't know if I would like the pay, but the fringe benefits can't be beat.


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Back in the 70's I knew a guy that went to Vegas for a weekend. He did so well at the tables that he didn't go home and return to his job. Well eventually the tide turned and he was totally broke. He couldn't get a job in Vegas because the unions had everything tied up.
He finally got a job as a cook at the Bunny Ranch bordello. He said there were absolutely no extras.
Let me know when they are looking for a pee troll.
“pee troll”
Brilliant!
Just don’t eat fruit cups in the can. That would be gross!
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