No, you pervs, not those kinds of stains. What happened was I was getting VIP dances from a girl, and she started telling me how her boyfriend was screwing another stripper in the club. Then she cries on my shoulder and gets mascara stains on the collar and front of my shirt. It's a new white Pierre Cardin shirt, and I don't want to ruin it. Any tips on how to safely clean it?
Get some detergent (several teaspoons) and dissolve it into a sink of cold water. Place the shirt in the water. Sprinkle detergent on top and let it sit for two hours.
Return to the sink and start draining the water out. Run cold water over the stain while rubbing detergent over the stain. If stain remains, repeat entire procedure. If second go through doesn't help, take it to a dry cleaner while the shirt is still moist (DO NOT let it dry).
Oh, forgot to mention, when the stripper cries on your shoulder that her boyfriend is screwing another stripper, it's time to offer her some sympathy/revenge sex to make her feel better.
Same goes with lipstick. My GF gets her lipstick on my dress shirt on many occasions. Normal washing will not get it off. Use bleach if its white or use detergent and hand scrub/wash the clothing.
To me, wearing white, or any light color, in a club, is not the smartest thing to do. If you have to hide the evidence from a SO, then it can change the entire scenario.
I was in a club to see a favorite once. She was late, and this beautiful Puerto Rican dancer grabbed me and pushed me into a booth. She was all over me and Mr. happy. She kissed me passionately several times, I literally had to push her away, knowing my favorite would arrive any minute.
Moments later my favorite arrived and when she saw me she exclaimed "What the fuck is this?" I had a boner that wouldn't quit and lipstick all over my white dress shirt.
The Dry Cleaners got the lipstick out, laughing all the way to bank. But I didn't get any that night.
dw: While I agree to a certain extent, i.e. a decent looking shirt doesn't have to be so expensive that you're afraid to throw it away, I have observational evidence, however anecdotal, that wearing better than just decent looking clothes is more initially attractive to dancers than simply decent ones, and *much* more so than ratty ones. What happens after the initial attraction is dependent on other factors, of course.
Clubber: Maybe, but biker attire has an appeal and attraction all it's own, whether in perfect repair or not. Stinky is generally another matter, though, at least to the girls I've talked to about it.
i find great colored shirts at some discount stores for cheap and those i use at SC i dont use rattyy ones but a decent one can be found for 15-20 bucks
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Return to the sink and start draining the water out. Run cold water over the stain while rubbing detergent over the stain. If stain remains, repeat entire procedure. If second go through doesn't help, take it to a dry cleaner while the shirt is still moist (DO NOT let it dry).
Take the other one to the dry cleaaners for laundering.
Keep the spare in the trunk.
Works all the time.
Moments later my favorite arrived and when she saw me she exclaimed "What the fuck is this?" I had a boner that wouldn't quit and lipstick all over my white dress shirt.
The Dry Cleaners got the lipstick out, laughing all the way to bank. But I didn't get any that night.
I find that in many clubs my biker attire works well. I believe it could be classified as somewhat "ratty".