Posts by jackslash

Not long after I arrived at the club last week, a group of guys in their 20's came in and sat at a table near mine. I soon forgot about them as dancers began joining me for drinks…

Yesterday a friend of mine, who's become a vegan, lectured me on the health benefits of vegetarianism. He even claimed it improved your sex life. How many of you guys are vegetarians and does anyone get improved performance?…

Donald Trump has demanded to see Bin Laden's death certificate--the long form death certificate with raised seal.

When I drove up to my club today, I saw two police cars in front, blocking the entrance to the lot, and some uniformed officers were escorting people out of the door. I decided the most prudent course…

I was in San Francisco last week and stayed in a Union Square hotel. TUSCL told me that the Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theater was a nearby strip club with good mileage. But I also learned that the cover…

La Salle suspends professor who hired dancers By Jeremy Roebuck Inquirer Staff Writer A La Salle University professor has been suspended after reports that a recent lecture offered more in the way of lap dances than learning, colleagues said Monday. Jack Rappaport - who…

Q: Why is Charlie Sheen better than the Underwear Bomber? A: They both fly to Detroit, but Charlie actually succeeds in bombing. For a review of Charlie's performance: http://www.freep.com/article/20110402/ENT05/304020002/Charlie-Sheen-s-Detroit-show-gets-jeers-few-cheers-Fox-Theatre

I just found out that the drinks in many strip clubs contain dihydrogen monoxide. You should not buy any drinks until you are sure that this chemical is not present. Thousands of people die from dihydrogen monoxide…

I was thinking about the qualities I look for in an ATF. These are the top 10 qualities I feel she should have. 1. Sense of humor 2. Intelligence 3. Sincere 4. Kind 5. Honest 6. Thrifty 7.…

Okay, I thought I had become rather cynical in my old age, but then an incident occurs that makes me think I'm not cynical enough. I was sitting with a dancer I'll call "Candy", who I've become friendly with over the…

Q: Why is the cooling system of a Japanese nuclear power plant like a stripper's boyfriend? A: Neither of them work.

Overheard in the strip club: Dancer 1: "I'm afraid I'll get pulled over some night for DUI. I've never been arrested." Dancer 2: "Me neither. Except for prostitution. And drugs."