Looking back on the year 2010, I decided I spent too damn much money in strip clubs. Now some people might advise me just to stop going to strip clubs, but that's crazy talk. I analyzed my spending and found I could save a significant amount by cutting out extras (that is, blow jobs and full service). So one of my New Year's resolutions was not to get extras any more.
So far in January I've visited strips clubs five times, and I've kept my resolution only once. This seems to be the problem. I go to a club and drink until I'm pleasantly buzzed. A beautiful dancer comes by and we have some more drinks. She takes me to VIP, where I intend only to play with her boobs. She rubs her body against me for a couple dances, and then unzips me and starts sucking. At this point, I either forget my resolution completely or I say screw it. Another resolution fail.
If I continue this way, I'm going to spend even more in 2011 than in 2010. What can I do to keep my resolution not to get extras from strippers?


Think you made the wrong resolution. Should have been to make more money so you can afford the extras and don't have to feel guilty about it. It's not to late to change your resolution!