How can I Keep my New Year's Resolution?
jackslash
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Looking back on the year 2010, I decided I spent too damn much money in strip clubs. Now some people might advise me just to stop going to strip clubs, but that's crazy talk. I analyzed my spending and found I could save a significant amount by cutting out extras (that is, blow jobs and full service). So one of my New Year's resolutions was not to get extras any more.
So far in January I've visited strips clubs five times, and I've kept my resolution only once. This seems to be the problem. I go to a club and drink until I'm pleasantly buzzed. A beautiful dancer comes by and we have some more drinks. She takes me to VIP, where I intend only to play with her boobs. She rubs her body against me for a couple dances, and then unzips me and starts sucking. At this point, I either forget my resolution completely or I say screw it. Another resolution fail.
If I continue this way, I'm going to spend even more in 2011 than in 2010. What can I do to keep my resolution not to get extras from strippers?
So far in January I've visited strips clubs five times, and I've kept my resolution only once. This seems to be the problem. I go to a club and drink until I'm pleasantly buzzed. A beautiful dancer comes by and we have some more drinks. She takes me to VIP, where I intend only to play with her boobs. She rubs her body against me for a couple dances, and then unzips me and starts sucking. At this point, I either forget my resolution completely or I say screw it. Another resolution fail.
If I continue this way, I'm going to spend even more in 2011 than in 2010. What can I do to keep my resolution not to get extras from strippers?
15 comments
Easy, move to D.C.
In all seriousness, I feel your pain. I too did the math and realized this is a quick way to spend oneself out of house and home. I try going to clubs and insisting to myself I'm only going to enjoy a couple drinks and tip at the rail - that's it, no VIP, no lapdances, etc. But just last night, I failed again after a hot Russian honey jumped up on stage. Looking like a young Laura Dern, I knew my willpower was in trouble. And then when she turned out to have one off the sweetest personalities I've ever encountered, coupled with that sexy Russian accent, it was all over.
I like Dougster's recommendation, which I'm making some plans for. But I also decided to more frequently go to bars like Tootsies in Miami that are so big and impersonal, I can more easily just sit, watch, and tip without feeling tempted to partake of other activities. We'll see how that plan goes tonight...
Stop going to strip clubs so much, or just get LDs from ugly dancers...lol...