An Honest Mistake

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Dancer walking up to me where I am standing, rather unsteadily, at the bar: "Can I do something for you?"

Me: "You can suck me.

Dancer: "I meant, can I get you a cup of coffee or something? You look pretty drunk."

8 comments

  • georgmicrodong
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    14 years ago
    ROFL!
  • Alucard
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    14 years ago
    She did ask what you NEEDED!
  • Dougster
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    14 years ago
    That's exactly the way you should talk to whores!
  • kuteechaser
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    14 years ago
    Sounds like the kind of dancer that I would like to know better on a return visit. Most people would have ignored you until you passed out... then the bouncers would have carried you outside. Did you get the cup of coffee??
  • gatorfan
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    14 years ago
    You sure you were drunk? nice line
  • samsung1
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    14 years ago
    Maybe that was a waitress not a dancer lol. I asked two different gals at flight club for LDs and both were shot girl or waitress. Unlike penthouse where they wear specific uniforms these gals were dressed like dancers.
  • tigerfan3
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    14 years ago
    The remark jackslash made would have gotten him removed from my club.
  • Prim0
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    14 years ago
    I find it's best to be honest at all times that don't involve your SO.
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