An Honest Mistake

1/23/2011 8:45:14 PM

Dancer walking up to me where I am standing, rather unsteadily, at the bar: "Can I do something for you?"

Me: "You can suck me.

Dancer: "I meant, can I get you a cup of coffee or something? You look pretty drunk."

8 comments

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georgmicrodong

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14 years ago

ROFL!

Alucard

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14 years ago

She did ask what you NEEDED!

Dougster

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14 years ago

That's exactly the way you should talk to whores!

kuteechaser

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14 years ago

Sounds like the kind of dancer that I would like to know better on a return visit. Most people would have ignored you until you passed out... then the bouncers would have carried you outside. Did you get the cup of coffee??

gatorfan

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14 years ago

You sure you were drunk? nice line

samsung1

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14 years ago

Maybe that was a waitress not a dancer lol. I asked two different gals at flight club for LDs and both were shot girl or waitress. Unlike penthouse where they wear specific uniforms these gals were dressed like dancers.

tigerfan3

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14 years ago

The remark jackslash made would have gotten him removed from my club.

Prim0

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14 years ago

I find it's best to be honest at all times that don't involve your SO.

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