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An Honest Mistake

Jan 23, 2011, 8:45 PM
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jackslash
Detroit strip clubs

Dancer walking up to me where I am standing, rather unsteadily, at the bar: "Can I do something for you?"

Me: "You can suck me.

Dancer: "I meant, can I get you a cup of coffee or something? You look pretty drunk."

comments (8)

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georgmicrodong

ROFL!

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Alucard

She did ask what you NEEDED!

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Dougster

That's exactly the way you should talk to whores!

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kuteechaser

Sounds like the kind of dancer that I would like to know better on a return visit. Most people would have ignored you until you passed out... then the bouncers would have carried you outside. Did you get the cup of coffee??

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gatorfan

You sure you were drunk? nice line

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samsung1

Maybe that was a waitress not a dancer lol. I asked two different gals at flight club for LDs and both were shot girl or waitress. Unlike penthouse where they wear specific uniforms these gals were dressed like dancers.

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tigerfan3

The remark jackslash made would have gotten him removed from my club.

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Prim0

I find it's best to be honest at all times that don't involve your SO.

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