Posts by jackslash

"Strippers aren't all prostitutes." This headline must be reassuring to the parents of strippers everywhere. http://www.windsorstar.com/entertainment/Strippers+aren+prostitutes/7216305/story.html

My ATF's car was in the shop and so I drove her to my house for an afternoon OTC session. While driving her back home, she asked to stop at the store because it was her and her boyfriend's…

This article tells the story of the rumored wild party at the mansion of Detroit's mayor Kwame Kilpatrick in 2002. http://www.deadlinedetroit.com/articles/1772/as_kwame_heads_to_court_manoogian_party_rumor_marks_10th_anniversary For those who don't follow Detroit politics (you lucky bastards), Kilpatrick ran a corrupt administration and was forced to resign during…

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/more-women-head-to-the-strip-club/2012/09/03/45a78e36-f5de-11e1-8398-0327ab83ab91_story.html The best thing about women going to strip clubs is, in my opinion, that it makes stripping more mainstream and acceptable to the general public. This should help to reduce restrictive strip club laws.

My ATF called to alert me to a problem. Her boyfriend went through her cell phone while she was asleep (passed out?) and found a series of text messages between her and me. Now I am always discreet in my…

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/election-2012/hordes-randy-republicans-expected-a-boon-tampa-strips-clubs-owners-dancers-waiting-rnc-stimulus-package-article-1.1147630 For strippers, the Republican Convention is a bust. This is what I had expected. The delegates are mostly social and religious conservatives who want nothing to do with strip clubs. And those who would…

http://blogs.windsorstar.com/2012/08/27/abandoned-toddler-removed-from-home-after-strip-club-melee/ I think he's lost his chance to be named father of the year. I've been to Silver's Lounge. It's a mile or two from downtown Windsor and the more famous (infamous?) strip clubs. It's a club…

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/thehuddle/post/2012/08/dez-bryant-cant-go-to-strip-clubs-drink-alcohol-under-new-rules/1?csp=hf#.UDtmtmjyaPE They won't let him go to strip clubs! Now that's cruel and unusual punishment.

My dancer friend Sindi told me another good reason to be a stripper. She said, "I can travel to any city, go to the local strip club and get a job. I'll dancer 3 or 4 days and…

http://globalgrind.com/entertainment/maliah-michel-stripper-ne-yo-photos Does anyone agree that she's Number 1 ? The photos show a girl with a huge ass! Rappers seem to love her, but I would not spend a dollar on her.

What does Chris Rock know? http://www.wtsp.com/news/local/article/267791/8/RED-ALERT-Strip-clubs-among-cleanest-kitchens-in-Tampa-Bay

I was sitting tonight, as is my wont, at a table at the intersection of the main stage and a satellite stage. I was watching a stripper on the main stage when "WHAP", a stripper on the satellite stage,…