Posts by jackslash

Strippers have asked me some strange questions over the years, but today I heard the strangest. My ATF was lying in bed with me after sex and began talking about her live-in boyfriend Bobby. Then she says,…

Who knew there was a rapper named Charlamagne? His text reveals an impressive grasp of the English language. "Spending 10k on one stripper is basic as f**k especially if she didn't give you know pu**y but i'm a ignore it…

As the Canadian Parliament prepares to cancel work permits for alien strippers (aliens from other countries, not outer space), some dancers vow to stay in Canada illegally. http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2012/06/16/19885791.html As someone who weeps at injustice, I have been wondering what I can do…

Yesterday I was relaxing at my table in the club with a cold $8.75 beer. A young dancer I didn't know stopped and asked if I would like a dance. I politely said no thanks. As she…

My relationship with my ATF has lasted longer than a Kardashian marriage. I first saw her in the club about 2 1/2 years ago, but I had another favorite at that time. She has been my…

"all existing temporary work visas to foreign-born strippers will be cancelled, all new applications will be denied and all "open" work visa holders will be barred from working in the adult entertainment industry." http://www.torontosun.com/2012/06/11/strippers-to-be-stripped-of-work-visas-kenney Canadians will have to make do with home-grown…

Two dancers trying to converse over the loud music. Dancer 1: "Don't worry about it, Mercedes. You can just wash it out with shampoo. I get cum in my hair all the time." Dancer 2: "No, Tiffany.…

Last week I gave a dancer a ride to the club because her car was in the shop. The whole way, she kept complaining about the repair shop owner, who was pressuring her to have sex with him as…

Too many guys whine about how wives or girlfriends don't want them hanging in strip clubs and how strippers take advantage of them. They need to watch this inspirational video on how to keep your bitches in line. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vv1bQ63YBk

Motorhead had a discussion yesterday about reviews by dancers and the shill factor. I just happened to see a review of CR Fanny's in PA by tempest666. It's a good review and well-written: https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=C&RID=148289 I found it interesting…

You will be relieved to hear that pitbull lawyer Gloria Allred has taken the case of Sarah Tressler, the Houston reported who was fired because she also worked as a stripper. http://www.forbes.com/sites/crime/2012/05/23/stripping-their-way-through-college-eeoc-will-weigh-in-on-gender-discrimination-charge/ I sympathize with Sarah. Our society demonizes strippers and…

Farmerart told the tale of how his dog did not like the dancer he brought home. I have another story of a dancer and a dog. A couple weeks ago I went to the house of a favorite dancer, who…