Comments by Philip A. Stein (page 4)

I've left joints in the ashtray, cash in the console, GPS on the seat, and my cell phone and credit cards in the glove box. I do it on purpose to see if anything comes up missing. I've done this at Flight Club, Penthouse, All Stars, and Coliseum. I've never lost a thing. I've seen more than a few Vettes, Porsches, a couple Ferraris and a Ford GT at these clubs. Why do these people trust there $100,000+ cars with the valets and you won't let them touch your ride? As for a tip, I asked and was told $2-5 is common. I give a couple $2's. If you are really worried about it, give $10 when you get there and demand they park it right up front and watch them do it. I did this in Vegas with a friend's car. Then tip another $10 on the way out.

Michigan has a state wide SC forum, twosheds.com. I'm know by my nickname in the clubs as well as on there. I'm kinda an ass kisser over there. A few strippers, bartenders, and owners read my meaningless babble. Last Friday, a stripper's boyfriend finally 2 and 2 together and realized who I was. That was fucking weird as hell. As far as here, I don't know that any of them know me. There's more than enough clues but I don't know that anyone cares enough to piece it together.

A few months ago, I laughed when I saw www.acronymfinder.com has pathetic loser in it.

I only use term of endearment with girls I know, even if just barely. Funny thing I call bartenders princess, I never drop that on a dancer. Dancers get called baby, sugar, sweetie, and hon are the most common. Babydoll is reserved for home use only. I'm kinda surprised how many don't do it and/or don't like it.

Her: Hey Phil, how are you doing? Me: A helluva lot better now you're here Her: I haven't seen you in a while, where've you been? Me: Looking for you, glad I found ya. Or: Lost and I'm glad you found me. Her: You getting dances today? Me: Yeah, who do you suggest? Me: how many did we do? Her: 4 songs Me: Can you loan me $50?

I come (sneak) in the back door, like we did when we met up. I don't know the doorman and I don't pay cover. Bobby doesn't seem to care, so that's cool.

Hey Vinny, just let me know so I don't drop on the way in, nothing worse than double dosing in a club! So many fantastic colors, makes me feel so good… Funny thing is Shadow and I couldn't more the same as well as completely different. First the differences. He's UHM and I'm low mileage and that explains a lot. Anyway, I go to the club once a week, he goes once a month. I'll go and hang out, have lunch, buy a few drinks, tip, socialize and go home. I don't always get lappers. I go with no expectations. Shadow goes with high desires and expectations. Where I might wait on a debutant a week or two or even a couple months, he waits for several hours (or maybe another month). What I expect in several visits over a month or two, he expects in one visit. I have no urgency, he seems to be less patient. Like Shadow, I'm very comfortable in my fav clubs. He has one, I have two (La Chambre makes 3, as a back up to Bogy's). I've even been foregoing Bogy's and hangin in Jackson at Potters lately. We both know our dancers, our waitresses, hell we know the DJs and the bouncers (I would throw in the doorman but I don't know the doorman, do I Vinny?!). Our bartenders know us and how to mix our drinks the way we like them they and even run specials just for us. When you are well known and liked at your club, why go else where? Shadow doesn't want to travel to others clubs for the same reason I don't, cause we have excellent connections at our clubs. We can walk in and within 5 minute know exactly what's go to happen. Hey Shadow, home is where the heart is, right?!

229 is gonna show up and represent for the cheerleaders. Wait for it... There's a hottie at my old haunt that really has it going on. She has dyed her hair jet black and dresses to the 9's, in black of course. For the most part, I don't really care about the outfit, I'll look but not pay much attention. When she's in the club, I gotta see what she's wearing. Her little black cocktail dress will make you fall out of your chair. WOW. She's got a couple teddys that make me mumble. She's really the only girl I can't wait to see with her clothes on.

Oh yeah Dong. I've got more than a few pic of the wife's face as she cums. She licks her upper lip a lot. Nothing better than a hot sweaty women tell you she didn't cum and then her skin goes cool and clammy. Yeah, I didn't get off either baby doll. hahaha!

If I had free airfare, I'd fly from Ann Arbor to Detroit and go to Bogart's. Am I an adventurous soul or what?

She has a hot bod, that's a given. I like her w/o the boob job. The pop shot might be the worst ever captured on film.

I wonder if she's even pregnant, she might just be trying to work you for abortion money. After my vasectomy, they told me I couldn't drive so I rode my bike home.

Yes, 1 face and 2 tits are important to me. 3 asses and 4 legs, I'm not in that shit. You can keep the landscaping stuff too.

So now I can tell my wife I'm going to a strip club for some low T therapy

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer said, "I like both." "Both?" Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done."

Poker in the back.

Watching people play cards is about as exciting as watching night deposits down at the bank.

This proves once again what goverments are all about. They could care less about under age drinking. If under age drink was a problem, they could enforce those laws, and pull the club license. Nope, they would rather collect fees and drain the tax payer

I don't know if this is it or not but to get a GPS info (a .gpx file) on a club, you have to put them on your hot list. When I was in Charlotte, I removed all my Michigan clubs and added all the Charlotte area clubs to my hot list so I could pull a .gpx file.

That's the picture on the back of a $2 bill. Jefferson is the only one to be on both sides of a bill.

Don't over pay just for the sake of overpaying. I've had mileage go down as the wallet opens further. I think the dancers can get the attitude that, "hey, he's a dumbass" and doesn't know what he's doing, I'll milk him dry and he still won't get anything. When you get here to Detroit, Penthouse and Flight Club are our top clubs. Coliseum, Trumps, Landing Strip, and Playhouse are the next tier. Detriot can be divided into to two nights out, one on 8 Mile Rd (Penthouse) and one around the the airport (Flight Club). If you have a little extra time while at FC, check out Bogarts just down the block. It gets mentioned here a lot not because of it's Las Vegas glitz (it has none) but because of the UHM non private VIP. It's a thing of legend.

I love Dan Diamonds' Titty Dancer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppcDL7202nc&feature=related Wanna stripper for a girlfriend, this song says it all. And then I like about everything from Peaches. > Sucking on my titties like you wanted me > Calling me, all the time like Blondie > Check out my chrissy behind > It's fine all of the time > Like sex on the beaches > What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What? In real life, I listen to the Grateful Dead (I'd love to hear Don't Ease Me In in a club), Allman Bros, Yonder Mountain, Sound Tribe, you know, filthy hippie music. And yesterday I pulled Recovery, Em's best album yet, raw emotion.

Lowlander was probably on the ground floor of the glossary.

Correlation 1: it's 7am, we're having sex Correlation 2: It's Friday afternoon and I'm in a strip club

"I'd rather be a really good one-term president than a mediocre two-term president" This poll suggests he won't be either.