Comments by MisterGuy (page 3)

"Houston is the largest city in the country without zoning." Kinda. Many private properties in Houston have legal covenants or deed restrictions that limit the future uses of land, which is very similar to a zoning system. "Houston has no tourist attractions." Yea, if you don't count the Space Center Houston, the Houston Museum of Natural Science, the Art Car Museum, the Downtown Aquarium, the Houston Railroad Museum, the Military Museum of TX, Six Flags AstroWorld, the Museum of Fine Arts, the Contemporary Arts Museum, etc., etc....ugh... Screw you Dudster...you're a proven moron. Do us all a favor & just stop talking about things that you obviously have no clue about.

"Apple, A HUGE SUCCESS in recent years was also A HUGE SUCCESS at the beginning, and almost went belly-up in the middle." AAPL has been on basically an upward tick since 2004-05, with the exception of the recent, massive economic downturn at the end of 2008. Goldman Sachs (GS) hasn't recovered nearly as much as AAPL has at this point. I've used both Facebook & MySpace, and FB is just a better interface. It's certainly not perfect, and there are plenty of negative issues with FB...but I agree that the 2 haven't been in the same league for quite some time now. One of the only things that they have in common right now is that they're both private companies. -------------------------------------- "I read a report that Canadians love facebook. The percentage of the population using facebook is higher in Canada than USA." Canada, the UK, USA, Chile, Sweden, Australia, Israel, and Ireland use FB the most (in that order). http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/blog/2010/jul/22/facebook-countries-population-use "Canadians spend more time online than users in any other country" http://www.allfacebook.com/canadians-are-online-longer-than-any-other-country-2010-12

Presley's not having a very good month apparently. She just got back from overseas and is now sick in the hospital due to some intestinal infection from something that she ate.

"When JFK said 'Ich bin ein Berliner,' he actually said he was a piece of pastry. The correct phrase is 'Ich bin Berliner.'" JFK actually had it right. What he said indeed translates as "I am a Berliner". What you tried to say means "I'm Berlin". What you refer to is an urban legend. It is a common misconception that Kennedy made an error by saying "Ich bin ein Berliner." The indefinite article "ein" is omitted when speaking of an individual's profession or residence but is necessary when speaking in a figurative sense as Kennedy did. Since the President was not literally from Berlin but only declaring his solidarity with its citizens, "Ich bin Berliner" would not have been correct.

"So, where would I go (within the USA) to find a good club that offers couch dancing with great mileage?" "A couch dance is where the stripper will, in addition to the LD, will stand on the couch and dance with her pelvis and booty right up next to your face and above your head. Great views and extras!" Based on you above definition (which I've never heard of before BTW), I'd suggest the Satin Doll in RI & Mario's Showplace in MA. Bar Sexe Mania in Montreal has what you are looking for as well. Good luck...

"Lindsay Lohan/anybody" LOL...I'd TOFTT & do LiLo on camera if it helps anyone out... --------------------------- "who would want to see bony ass Victoria Beckham naked?" Me!

"Seams like the number of reviews and age of reviews would be relevant in a more complicated formula" ...and that's the way the overall TUSCL rating system basically works. Reviews for a particular strip club that are older than a certain number (2-3?) of years are not used in a strip club's overall rating. Reviews from TUSCL members that have been members of this site for a longer period of time and/or from TUSCL members that have published more all-time reviews are weighted higher than reviews from newbies. As it relates to a strip club's overall numerical rating, an individual TUSCL reviewer also can only have their numerical reviews for one particular strip club averaged together over time. There's more to the TUSCL rating system than that, and only founder knows all the ins & outs of it, which is the way that it should be IMHO.

Have never run across a Nuru massage in any AMP that I've ever been to, but I've had a both a wet (during the TS) & "dry" (back in the massage room) body slide before. Even those are kind of rare these days, but I mentioned where you can get them here: http://www.tuscl.net/b.php?AID=558

Hypnotica was the one of the worst stripper names that I've ever come across.

Medellin Colombian girls are wild, but they will cut your heart out if you don't treat them right.

"I would pay big money to se Al Gore, standing outside, wearing only a speedo, Oscar in one hand, Nobel in the other, talking about how we're all going to die from global warming." Ugh...while I'm not a fan of the global warming theory myself, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to distinguish the difference between weather (which happens over the short-term) & climate (which happens over the course of at least 3 decades or more). -------------------- Wind chills in the teens & a few inches of snow...what a joke...

"Just don't tell the Canadian border guards you got into Mexico on just a driver's license -- my friend did when we were standing at the counter two years ago, drawing a loud reply 'This isn't Mexico!'" Actually, you can get back & forth into Canada (and Mexico) by car, train or boat with just an enhanced U.S. driver's license, which is available in several border states. I still like my old U.S. passport though, complete with no RFID chip, yet.

I'll second Mario's Showplace & add the following clubs into the mix...Temptation Gentlemen's Club in New Bedford & the Kings Inn up the road have some full, two-way-contact LDs available. Mac's Two Lounge, Kittens, and the Foxy Lady Brockton have some decent one-way only contact LDs. There's always RI right next door though for guaranteed full, two-way-contact LDs. Avoid southern NH though.

Armenia, go all the way East across Turkey...if you hit Azerbaijan, you've gone too far....if you hit Iran, you're in trouble: http://www.tuscl.net/c.php?CID=1858

"i thought that they already did this a few weeks after they droped the sex ads in the states." Nope, there was a thread about this a few weeks back, and CL hadn't done what the Canadian govt. wanted them to do at that time. -------------------- "Opposition to the ads gathered steam in November when police in Chilliwack, B.C., arrested a 14-year-old girl and charged her with prostituting herself and acting as a pimp for other underage girls through ads on Craigslist." Here's some more info on that case: http://www.suite101.com/content/girl14-charged-with-pimping-other-teen-girls-on-craigslist-a310865 http://www.theprovince.com/news/slaves+sale+Craigslist/3930294/story.html http://www.nationalpost.com/news/Chilliwack+year+accused+selling+Craigslist/3854286/story.html#ixzz15xazxFgH

Looks like this isn't a first time arrest for Stephanie Hammill: http://www.wtnh.com/dpp/news/crime/police-bust-prostitution-ring http://www.wfsb.com/news/21790959/detail.html Pretty good videos in both the above stories.

SS = Stripper Shit "1- How much is customary tip after a good lapdance?" You don't have to tip at all, but I've tipped as much as the cost of another LD on the rare occasion that I thought it was necessary. "2- How much in your experience are extras?" In depends on your location, what you want, and how gullible you are, but they can run from nothing to as much as a few hundred dollars or more.

The cost of full, two-way contact, nude LDs that I've seen ranges from $10-50/song.

I'm not big on YouTube videos myself, but this one (which is related to the above story) is pretty short & funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfPImWIPZ8o It's virtually feeling cartoon boobs & butts...lol...

I agree that the best that you're probably going to get is a dancer that's only part Native American. I've only met one, and she was a hot, young Latina that was only part Native American.

"N.O.W. Doesn't seem to get that the U.S. Supreme Court has already said that Hooters can discrimnate when it comes to waitresses." Actually, in a class-action lawsuit in 1997, Hooters agreed to pay $3.75 Million to settle a sexual discrimination lawsuit filed by a group of men. The settlement enabled the restaurant chain to continue to have only Hooters Girls serve food & beverages, while Hooters also agreed to create gender-neutral jobs such as bartender, host & kitchen staff. I don't think that the Supreme Court has ever ruled on anything related to Hooters. There was even a Hooters suit set to go to trial in TX this year: http://www.caller.com/news/2009/feb/24/mans-hooters-lawsuit-to-go-to-trial-in-2010 It was settled though: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,517334,00.html I always thought that it was funny whenever I saw a kid's birthday party at Hooters. The boys didn't seem to know what to do when a Hooters girl would put them up on a stool and say, "This is [so-and-so]...he's my boyfriend, and it's his birthday today!"

I thought I too heard about some clubs in the emirates (?) where takeout could be had. They even had undercover camera footage of women being pimped out in front of the clubs. Stay safe over there harrydave...

It's not really her: http://bumpshack.com/2010/03/19/kesha-sex-tape-fake-nsfw-photos-pictures http://icstdb.com/kesha-sex-tape In other sex tape news, here's some shots of Carrie Prejean masterbating: http://yeeeah.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/carrie-prejean-sex-tape-17.jpg http://yeeeah.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/carrie-prejean-sex-tape-21.jpg

I watched this first episode, and it was mostly a yawn-fest. The funniest part was the former Asian escort describing her utter disdain for her customers. She used to give them HJs only with a rubber glove on...LOL...

"What is the window for when a women can get pregnant in regards to her period?" Technically, a woman can get pregnant on ANY day of her menstrual cycle. Even 5 days after the last day of her period it is possible for her to get pregnant. A woman's egg has around 24-48 hours in which it can be fertilized. If you have had unprotected sexual intercourse for up to 3-7 days before the egg is released, fertilization can occur as sperm can survive for 3-7 days in the body. Ovulating during a woman's period is highly unlikely, but because sperm can live in the body for 3-7 days, pregnancy could occur from intercourse that takes place during a period. Women that have short cycles can actually ovulate right after their periods. If a woman ovulates soon after her period, then conception could take place from intercourse that occurred during her period. It is also possible for women to get pregnant without having periods. Also, having a period does not necessarily mean that ovulation has taken place. http://www.americanpregnancy.org/gettingpregnant/ovulationfaq.htm http://www.ehow.com/how-does_5188088_many-can-woman-become-pregnant_.html Scary stuff IMHO...even with her being on the pill, there's still a small chance of her getting pregnant. I knew a dancer that had her one & only child while she was on the pill.