Comments by alabamascott

That's funny! But I think it's normal dude. I've been that way all my life.

Thanks Trojan. I usually like to get good mileage/nice looking dancer. She doesn't have to be a perfect 10 by any means. I was in a club last week and had a great VIP with a petite brunette with small tits. She was probably a 6 or 7, but damn that girl could throw a helluva LD. I'll probably check out the Oasis. It sounds like that place is pretty solid. Thanks again.

try a business card. they seem to be less intrusive and the dancer can throw it away if she isn't interested. this works well for me. i've received several emails from a dancer i met a few weeks ago. but only because she's interested in moving to another area (where i am) to work another club area. so, in a way, she's just using it to make more money. if you give out things like that, even phone numbers, remember: dancers do what they do to make money. money is the operative word here folks. i'm sure there's a few exceptions, but i wouldn't go into a strip club looking for the next mrs. scott...

Thanks everyone for the input. Greatly appreciated!

Interesting, I've had several dancers asked if I'm married. When I tell them yes, they don't seem to be turned off by this. In fact, it seems they become more aggressive towards me. Many of my single friends have told stories of bad club experiences. I've concluded that maybe because I do go to the club wearing my ring, it makes the experience all the better. I figured it's the "women wanting what they can't have" factor coming into play. Not sexually, but emotionally. But, I usually try connect with a potential VIP dancer before going behind the curtain. Maybe that's the difference?

Personally, I enjoy the "lull" especially when winding down. When a club begins to crowd, that's when I find the exit. But I do agree, clubs should offer better incentives to attract the happy hour crowd. However, when I hit a club, I'm usually alone and I feel kinda odd sitting there alone when everyone else is hanging out with friends and co-workers. There's no strip clubs where I live, so the only opportunity I have to go is when I'm out of town on business. So far, none of my co-workers have ever mentioned going to one of these type of places. Oh well ...

You guys may want to consider buying a pre-paid Tracfone. I have one of these, and it stays in my office desk drawer. I keep it switched off when I not here in the office, and never take it home. I have a cell phone with Verizon, however my SO likes to mess around with it (taking pictures, vcast, etc.), so giving that number out is out of the question.

Another note about cell phones: If your a Verizon customer, the bills are itemized, meaning they show every call made or received. A guy I know got busted because his wife became suspicious and started calling the numbers she didn't recognize on their bill.

Interesting thread here... I thought I'd throw my two cents in. I believe the key to "buttering up a stripper" is no different than buttering up any woman. True, strippers usually do have self-esteem problems and also come from broken homes and all the other things mentioned above. Also, someone mentioned making a stripper laugh butters her up. The problem I think, is maybe you're trying too hard. The key to strippers (and women) is to make them feel comfortable and safe. Indeed strippers remove their cloths for a living, but I know that each and every one of those women are scared to death, even though they don't show it. Overall - Treat a stripper like you would treat any other woman you would take out on a first date. Be respectful, compliment her and relax. If she's smiling, maybe it's not because you're telling funny jokes, maybe it's because she's comfortable spending time with you... (and quite possibly she likes you, which leads to great mileage.) But, that's just my observations...

Gee, thanks Igiveup. I feel so young and innocent... lol... :)

So does this make me an infant or a toddler?

Doug: Speaking of nursing, I feel compelled to start a new topic... Thanks for the inspiration... ;)

Not sure if this would be appropriate for HER, but still funny nevertheless: Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser." "She's in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them." A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, starts to rub herself all over him and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Dave tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book. The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave!"

Bookguy: I totally agree with your response. I was in a club in Kansas not too long ago and got a lap from a petite brunette with probably a small B. I don't know what it was about her, but damn her's felt awesome. She had the whole "young and innocent" thing going on (damn, there's that phrase again). Maybe that's why she had my feathers ruffled so... Also, I agree fakes are fine, as long as they're done right. I'd rather not see boobs if it's a bad boob job. Those are horrendous...

A young man walked up and sat down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquired. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob," the man answered. "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

Freakdaddy: Not an avid clubber? I just counted 50 reviews (I stopped at 50) on your name and that's since Sept. 2. 2006!

I like to drink myself, and often I find myself in a situation that I've had too much to drink. Such as sitting at home watch a game, or at the lake in the summer or whatever... But the point is, only recently I hit a strip club that didn't serve alcohol. Before arriving, I learned the place was a "juice bar" I was upset (I was with another family member who is a recovering alcoholic, so the fact he chose a non-aalcohlic club should have been no surprise). But I must say the experience was much better sober. My advice, don't get shitfaced in these places. After all, aren't you spending good money in there? Wouldn't you like to remember the experience? I now stick the the drink minimums, and the evenings go much better... I'm certainly not throwing off on anyone that drinks, as I drink myself. Just give a club a shot sober. I think you'll be surprised, especially if you normally hit a club buzzed.

hey ahuh hey ahuh that's what i like about boobs i like to hold them tight love when girls just let me touch don't want them to put up a fight yeh like to watch them jiggle up and down so take off your top and run around town coz its true that's what i like about boobs that's what i like about boobs they bounce around when you dance when they go up, down, bounce around ain't thinking bout true romance nah like to watch them jiggle up and down so take off your top and run around town coz its true that's what i like about boobs that's what i like about boobs they're such a wonderous sight they're everywhere in my dreams they keep me entertained at night yeh like to watch them jiggle up and down so take off your top and run around town coz its true that's what i like about boobs

For some reason, I seem to be turned on by tan lines. A dancer with a dark tan, but untanned boobs and ass really cranks my tractor for some reason... Preferably shorter though, 5'1" - 5'6". I like for her to be at eye-level when she's grinding away on mr. happy. If I can't have a short dancer, I prefer one tall. Tall enough so that when I'm getting a lap dance, I can stare straight into her boobs...

Yes, I know what you mean. The dreaded weeks that follow trying to figure out why exactly you threw that logic out the window. Even better yet, I've been guilty of using this logic: "Sure I've only known you for 2 hours, but I completely believe you use birth control"... ;) WTF was I thinkin'? It must be a male weakness. I consider myself somewhat intelligent, but I've done some stupid shit... And will probably continue to do so... heh

Damn, and I was just about to hear over there in the near future ... :P I must say I'm a bit uneasy about the Atlanta clubs ... There seems to be a lot of discussion about "atlanta air dances." Is that really a problem over there? I've been in several clubs here in Alabama, and while it's illegal for a dancer to remove her shorts, or bikini, or whatever she's wearing, mileage has never been an issue. Sure some clubs are better than others, but it just seems like I see a lot of members post comments about the "air dance." Fer shit, should I just stick to the clubs over here?

If there was a hall of fame for promiscuity, I think Bones would be Babe Ruth. Korean whores, on the rag, DATY? Sick? nah... A freak? Hell Yes! Bones, it seems to me you truly live up to your name, "Freak Daddy." Of course, I mean all this in the most admirable way... ;) Freak on, brother!

This is what I go for: http://www.erotic-cottage.com/MCN1/Nelly/4.html

Greg, Timbo: I'm planning a trip to ATL soon, shoot me an email (it's posted) whenever you might be making a trip back to one of the better clubs over there. I plan to dispel this "air dance myth." Hehe, just kidding, as I know it is fact. Some laws down here are the pits, but I believe a good club experience is as good as you make it, regardless of what state you're in.

Sounds good to me... I'll probably be over there sometime in mid to late February on business. I'll keep the details posted as I know something more specific. I'll certainly be looking forward to it. If anyone interested has a specific day in mind, please let me know, as I can adjust my schedule accordingly. My email is posted, thanks!