Stupid Things Strippers Have Done and/or Said
DougS
Florida
Saturday, January 13, 2007 11:59 AM
Ok, I couldn't resist the "request" from Casualguy, who suggested that maybe we should have add a new topic for this... (well, he SORT of requested it)
The first thing stupid thing that came to mind was experienced at BBF in Indy - Chitown also witnessed it.
I won't mention her name, but there was a dancer that approached both Chitown and I as we were talking. I wasn't really interested in her, and I'm guessing Chitown wasn't either, but she invited herself to sitdown and started talking to us. Her first mistake was to start addressing us as "sir" (maybe because Chitown was decked out in his normal suit?), and she took on a stilted vocabulary, which she wasn't pulling off very well at all. It was obvious she was attempting to sound educated, but she was sounding far from it.
Then, being the nice, helpful guy that I am, I offered a small bit of constructive advice. I'd noticed that she was wearing glitter - another dumb mistake, so I merely pointed out that perhaps she'd get more takers for her dances if she wouldn't wear the glitter. She immediately pounced on that and went off on a little tirade about how she wouldn't want to dance with a married guy and any guy that was worried about going home with glitter on had no business being in a club in the first place..
Well, her little "speech" further convinced me that I wanted no part of this chick at all - not even getting a dance just to be nice, which I was considering (well, not really).
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