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18 years ago
<re: DailyGrind: ...is that really Rascal Flatts song, or are they doing a "cover" of someone else's song?>
Sorry, Doug.
My knowledge of country music is pretty much limited to the insidious choruses heard at the clubs and the previous joke.
DG
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18 years ago
Crimson shower?
Never stopped me before.
DG (Freak Son)
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18 years ago
new meat.
who haven't learned to *hold back* yet.
younger.
cuz i've never had a dance from older.
dg
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18 years ago
<The lightning isn't important...>
lmao.
B; full-service otcs.
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18 years ago
depends on the mutual lust level.
otherwise i have no preference.
i fucked a girl in a steak n shake bathroom, so i could
answer 'simultaneously'.
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18 years ago
<you have to spend it all on strippers as soon as possible...>
I'm wondering how strict the Lightning might be on this interpretation.
Grabbing the first available dancer and tipping her $2,999 for a DD would be the safest route.
But then, I'd prefer death by lightning over most of the alternatives.
Almost to the point of *not* spending the $3K to insure it happening.
DG ;
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18 years ago
Girls Gone Wild and Caligula.
DG
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18 years ago
In The News:
A Wisconsin man was arrested for stealing $100,000 worth of farm pigs to pay for breast implants for his favorite stripper at a local club. He was sentenced to ten years in prison.
.................................
A stripper went to the emergency room with the tip of her index finger blown off.
"How did this happen?", the doctor asked.
"Well I was trying to commit suicide", she replied.
"Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?"
"No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, I just paid $6,000 for these, so I put it in my mouth and I thought, I just paid $4,000 to get my teeth fixed. So then I put the gun to my ear and I thought, this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my ear before I pulled the trigger."
DG
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18 years ago
I wait to see how things go during the PD/VIP.
Don't be shy. It's a simple question and they hear it all the time.
If the answer is 'no', drop the subject right there and go on about your business. No harm, no foul.
All you're doing is letting her know the door is open.
At the same time, I guarantee that the girls who are truly interested in OTC will let you know in no uncertain terms.
DG
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18 years ago
With this thread in mind, I made an inquiry just last night.
RNM (random new meat) passed her DD audition and VIPed me like a princess for a few songs.
We cuddled a little afterwards and I offhandedly asked if she'd ever done any OTC dances:
"What's 'OTC'?"
"Outside the club."
"No. Never heard of 'em."
"That's okay. Some girls do."
"Hmm. I can ask around for you."
Cool chick, huh?
(I already know all the other girls at the club, but it was a nice offer.)
As long as you're not crude or pushy, even the word-of-mouth after asking one dancer could pay off on subsequent visits.
DG
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18 years ago
Right on, Bones.
Celeste's guide should be required reading at all clubs.
DG
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18 years ago
If I could amend the topic it would read 'VIP without DD (or equivalent preview/seduction)'.
With more than a dozen clubs (all offer DD) in my area, I don't do much roadtripping anymore.
DG
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18 years ago
Many of the girls at my local clubs are downright vicious about any other dancer playing 'their' band or songs.
One girl with 'seniority' makes it known to the others that she is the 'Tool' chick.
Any other dancer playing it is sure to face her formidable (and possibly physical) wrath.
DG *loves a good catfight*
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18 years ago
'Stephanie' generates 'Sapphire'.
I put in 'Bones' and got 'Bob the Builder'.
Entering 'John' gets 'The Shlong'.
I guess the entertainment value (if any) is mostly that such a program even exists.
DG
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18 years ago
Bob works long hours at the factory. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin?" Bob’s wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and asks how the waitress knows what he wanted. "I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She’s screaming at him, cursing him out. As Bob tries his best to calm her down, the cabby turns around and says, "Geez, Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time."
DG
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18 years ago
Not withstanding the possibility that the question is just a 'tactic':
If she's fugly, I'll say 'no' but give her a dollar (dance) just to go away.
If she's kinda hot, I'll say 'no' but give her a DD just to have her on my lap while she refreshes my memory.
I've never not remembered a smoking hot dancer that left a throbbing impression on me.
It's almost always a mindblowing GFX reunion.
DG
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18 years ago
Thanks guys.
For shits and giggles, I suppose there is an argument for delving into the Fantasy.
Remember, our past 'crushes' were not all bad.
Mine were very powerful and pleasurable misguided obsessions.
Alot of great self-created memories despite the Heartbreak phase.
Sometimes I even miss feeling that way about a dancer.
And it's not out of the realm of possibility that I might allow myself to go there again.
Drink deep or taste not the dance club fantasy ;)
DG
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18 years ago
Funny stuff, BG.
Sure you don't have any good stripper jokes?
DG
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18 years ago
No-strings-grinding and hanging out with the area's cross-section of nude/near nude 20-year-old polite and affectionate hotties in a bar.
I have booty calls and OTCs for penetration.
There's nothing else in life I'd rather be doing.
There's nowhere else I'd rather be spending my money.
But thanks for the concern.
(The day off is a self-imposed detox.)
I never judge anyone. Play nice.
DG
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18 years ago
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minnowAny place that interests me.
Omega in the club.
Delta in the PD/VIP.
DG
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18 years ago
A group of retirees were reliving old times at a local stripbar. After spending $500 in the VIP, Meierwitz clutches his chest and drops dead on his way back to the table.
Finkelstein looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna' tell his wife?"
They draw straws. Goldberg picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.
"Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me."
Goldberg goes over to the Meierwitz apartment, knocks on the door.
The wife answers and asks what he wants.
Goldberg declares, "Your husband just spent $500 on a stripper, and is afraid to come home."
"Tell him to drop dead!" says the wife.
"I'll go tell him." says Goldberg.
DG
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18 years ago
Jennifer Love Hewitt has a few good years left in her.
Selma Hayek, Terry Hatcher, and Posh Spice about ten years ago.
Half a dozen young daytime soap hotties.
Both daughters on '8 Simple Rules'.
Lily from 'Grounded For Life' if she lost 30 lbs.
Kelly Bundy back in the day.
Couple of our local news anchorwomen.
Avril Lavigne.
Kim Possible.
This could take awhile...
Oh. That tennis hottie. Anna Kournikova.
DG
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18 years ago
Alicia Silverstone.
Eva Longoria.
All the witches in 'The Craft'.
Most of the TV Guide channel chicks.
DG
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18 years ago
Can't forget Phoebe Cates in 'Fast Times'.
DG
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18 years ago
I've 'beat the traffic' on a few occasions by reserving a VIP room with the staff while the desired hottie is still on stage.
After her set, they instruct her to come directly to me.
An extra tip is always good etiquette as well.
However, most of my Harem know that I'll wait til they're done 'working' before spending their more relaxed time with me.
DG