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18 years ago
Two strippers are giving head to a clown.
One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
DG
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18 years ago
A Token Fugly is one thing.
Amazingly, many have their own VIP clientele (one man's fugly is another's fantasy...I guess).
I know one that is my personal messenger to dancers in the dressing room. She always asks me who I'm in the mood for on any given night.
The TF also makes the rest of the girls look better.
For a buck and a friendly hug, she serves her purpose.
A roomful (read: 2 or more) is another matter. I simply boycott the club.
Any animosity in a SC is a waste of thought.
As always, YMMV.
DG
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18 years ago
Fair Warning:
http://www.ewsonline.com/jokes/pages/Strip_Club_Sign.html
DG
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18 years ago
Two strippers are in a dark PD room:
Stripper #1: "Hey, the guy next to me is jerking off!"
Stripper #2: "Just ignore him."
Stripper #1: "I can't. He's using my hand."
.............................................................
A stripper walked into a hardware store, picked up the hinges she was looking for, and went to go pay for them. The clerk asked her, "Need a screw for those hinges?"
"No, but how about a blow job for the shovel in the back?"
DG
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18 years ago
Outside the club it's prostitution.
Inside the club its 'artistic expression'.
*almost typed that with a straight face*
DG
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18 years ago
No comma.
Tongues, lips, and nipples (hers and mine) were all fair game.
DG
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18 years ago
...that was re chandler's 'We've been through that before here, and the claim is bound to be repeated. Doesn't make it any less bullshit.'
Thanks,
DG
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18 years ago
I'd like to see that thread.
Anyone got it archived?
DG
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18 years ago
What's 6 inches long, has a bald head, and drives strippers crazy?
A $100 bill.
DG
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18 years ago
Just to get caught up- not to stir things up.
Thanks, Chandler.
DG
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18 years ago
Come on, girls.
We know you're out there...
DG
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18 years ago
Sometimes I know them (biblically) fairly well ITC/VIP beforehand (it's basically their OTC audition, anyway).
And sometimes it's been instant and mutual consumated lust with NM.
Whether she wants cash or not is a negotiable issue with me. It simply defines the relationship.
Aside from no-strings booty calls, they (whoever you're fucking) are going to get your money either now or later.
I paid for sex with my ex. Dearly.
As always, YMMV.
DG
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18 years ago
[re: "I know them (biblically) fairly well...]
Just means we have a sufficiently intense sexual rapport that would work for me OTC.
'Fairly well' reads 'except for actual penetration'.
But I know what you're getting at, BG.
We could all use an 'edit' button now and then.
Actually I was so stoned when I got home that I hardly remember what I posted.
And now I'm off to do it all again. Laterz.
DG
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18 years ago
What amused me most is the dude's public admission of motive.
I doubt he'll show the same selfless devotion to his new fudge-packing ATFs.
DG
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18 years ago
Con Ganas
Zihuatenejo (pronounced zee-TWAT-en-a-ho), Mexico
15 minute drive from Ixtapa.
Ladies escort you in from the cab.
DD backstage gets you everything but head and penetration (without asking).
$20 US for Unlimited FS in an adjoining building.
Heaven in a Shithole.
I sweat off 15 lbs fucking that week.
DG
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18 years ago
A hot half-dressed stripper gets pulled over for speeding.
The cop asks for her license and registration.
"Just a minute", sighs the stripper as she bends over and digs them out of the glove compartment.
When she sits up and turns to give them to the smiling cop, she sees his pants down and his hard cock waiting outside the window.
Frustrated, she says, "Oh great. Not another breathalyzer test".
......................................
What's the difference between a stripper having her period and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
DG
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18 years ago
Hello.
My name is DailyGrind and I'm a SC junkie.
DG
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18 years ago
Offer assistance.
How To Remove A Toe:
http://www.cameltoe.org/tips.html
DG
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18 years ago
For the less-indulgent, the topic/title was obviously and intentionally corrupted from any 'phrase'.
re: know-it-alls
If there were any KIAs, they would be neck-deep in OTCs and hopefully too busy fucking to post here.
All one can do is offer what works best (and doesn't work) for them.
DG
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18 years ago
No offense intended.
I've been known to twist idioms and semantics til they bleed ;)
DG
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18 years ago
If we (customers) pass on going to the stage (with exceptions- e.g., prearranging VIPs) most dancers are forced to visit the floor.
Let them come to me.
After all, I don't just pay to be seduced.
I pay to be approached and seduced.
Almost all of my area clubs offer dollar dances, but I still practice and preach the above.
When a hottie eventually visits, I tip them for both the DD (or equivalent) and for their latest stageshow.
This usually assures regular and longer visits.
To those without DDs: Unite. Boycott the stage.
They can be retrained ;)
Happy hunting,
DG