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928 posts by motorhead

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I Wish I Hadn't Slept Through European History Class

I know this isn't Strip Club related per se, but it does, sort of, involve pretty girls. I heard a radio spot today urging everyone to come out to celebrate St. Patrick's Day at the Tilted Kilt pub. I've never been in…

motorheadElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 2 29

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TUSCL Slow?

Maybe just my impatience, but it seems TUSCL is slow today. Both on my phone and my PC. This site sometimes is slow but seems painfully slow today. Last time it acted like this was when founder was making the…

motorheadElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 13

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Trading Lap Dances for Tide?

"When police in suburban Washington raided the home of a suspected drug dealer last fall, they found the cocaine, all right, but also something unusual on the man's shelves: nearly 20 large bottles of liquid Tide laundry detergent. It turns out…

motorheadElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 2 11

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March Madness

http://hotreadsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/UCLA-basketball.jpg My favorite time of the year

motorheadElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 3 4

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"Top Earners" in the Club

Jackson's Perfect Ten survey got me thinking about this question. At some clubs, probably most notably the corporate Deja Vu clubs, management likes to compile statistics of the top earners in the club. By the week, by the month,…

motorheadElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 23

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Cathouses vs. Strip Clubs

This is why I prefer extras friendly strip clubs instead of Cathouses http://www.indianasnewscenter.com/news/local/Cat-Ridden-House-Condemned-on-Elmer-Avenue-141170483.html

motorheadElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 12

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Drill, Baby, Drill

With gasoline prices rumored to be $5 per gallon thus summer,' I've wondered if it will affect my strip club habits. But I digress. What iI wanted to talk about was what my ATF said to me tonight...

motorheadElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 32

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A typical dancer?

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/12785213/stripper-vs-strip-club-manager This is a bit long - but it's funny

motorheadElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 4

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Not sure what to think? Convince me one way or another.

Did anyone catch this...."The Senate and the House of Representatives passed a bipartisan deal Friday extending the payroll tax cut and unemployment benefits"....but tacked onto the bill was this little gem: "Also, welfare beneficiaries will be banned from accessing public assistance…

motorheadElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 18

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Dancer's Expected Income: Unrealistic Expectations

Do you ever get the feeling that many strippers are totally out of touch with what the typical wage earner is bringing home? Sunday, my current favorite texts me and says she was so frustrated Saturday night. She…

motorheadElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 2 31

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My man Juice has his own song

I was in a club last night and a girl started dancing to a hip hop song I've never heard before. I thought I heard the words "Juice Box" so I googled it on my iPhone and found the song…

motorheadElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 14

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Thinking of hanging out in Kokomo during Super Bowl Week?

http://www.wndu.com/indiana/headlines/5th_Kokomo_shooting_in_5_days_leaves_man_critical_138301349.html 5th Kokomo shooting in 5 days leaves man critical Actually, I've been in and thru Kokomo hundreds of times in my life and never had a problem. I used to live in Indianapolis years ago and I still have…

motorheadElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 3

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Ever wonder......?

After years of reading TUSCL, I have determined a few things. We detest parking valets We abhor bathroom attendants Most of us dislike tattoos and excessive piercings We prefer natural boobs over implants If we here on TUSCL represent the best and brightest of…

motorheadElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 3 18

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County Fairs

in another thread, someone mentioned seeing a strip show at a county fair in 1962. On another site, an older guy talked about seeing strippers at the fair. As a wannabe strip club historian, I'm interested in what those shows…

motorheadElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 14

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Innocent until proven guilty

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime/sex-sting-pro-golfer-teacher-students-among-40-2106982.html 3 Condoms, 2 packages of chocolate pudding, and a bottle of honey" "I didn't do anything wrong officer, I'm just an optimistic guy with a sweet tooth"

motorheadElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 7

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Miss America

Happen to be watching the swimsuit portion of Miss America. Really strange to see young hotties in bikinis without any tattoos or piercings.

motorheadElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 12

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BCS Game

Who cares about the game. Erin Andrews is super hot

motorheadElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 11

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So it's the DJ's fault?

I read this on another site: "It was my first time in a strip club. I was in vip getting a dance, She kept talking dirty and said how attractive I was. So, i unzipped my pants and whipped my cock…

motorheadElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 3 13

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Annoying Body Language

This happens from time to time. It happened to me tonight so I thought i would let all the dancers we don't like this. A dancer approaches me and asks for a dance. She reaches out and touches my arm…

motorheadElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 22

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Question for farmerart

Ok, Ok, I know this isn't strip club related, but I have a question about Canada and you are the only Canadian I know. I watch a lot if the Food Network, especially Diners, Drive-ins and Dives", A couple…

motorheadElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 5

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Unusual Items in a Club

Another thread mentioned a model train running thru the Foxy Lady strip club. So it got me thinking about other unusual, out of place, unique things you've seen in strip clubs. A couple that come to mind are the Corvette…

motorheadElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 13

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An Homage to Carnac the Magnificent

For our older ladies and gentlemen. "I hold in my hand the envelopes. As a child of four can plainly see, these envelopes have been hermetically sealed. They've been kept in a #2 mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall's porch…

motorheadElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 7 19

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I need to vent..... No need to respond

Ok, I'm sitting in the club last night waiting for my ATF and watching the girls on stage. Are there any goddamn dancers out there anymore who aren't all inked up. We've had numerous discussions on tattoos so no…

motorheadElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 3 39

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Hello, kitty!

Mae West was once quoted as saying: "Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.” http://johntv.com/?p=1948

motorheadElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 7

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I know I couldn't satisfy this woman

Holy crap! Talk about a blown out pussy. A 528 pound German woman gave birth (vaginally) to a 13 lb. baby in Germany. This was her 14th baby. I don't think 10inches could even satisfy her…

motorheadElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 2 7
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