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I just thought it was important for the world to know that.
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And in the first pick of the 2013 NFL draft, the Kansas City Chiefs pick..... Wait! No, no, no I mean how long does it take for lapdanceking to cum in his pants?
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The State of Washington just passed a most important piece of legislation. That God I can sleep easier now. I would really get pissed off when I heard the words fishermen and penmanship. I can rest easy now. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2013/04/23/washington-state-gender-neutral-vocabulary_n_3135734.html I think…
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Where is George? Did Mrs GMD catch him in the act and now he's Georgenanodong?
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Besides lopaw and myself, not sure how many WNBA fans are there here on TUSCL but just for fun http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/march-madness-would-you-rather-showdown-elena-delle-donne-vs-skylar-diggins/
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For those of you that may read the Michigan TwoSheds forum, the moderator (TwoSheds), often has stated he has an "unlimited" budget. Other that perhaps farmerart, does anyone truly have an unlimited budget. There's gotta be limits, right? There…
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"As we entered into a work subject discussion, the thin AA dancer that had been on stage as we entered the club emerged from the back wearing street clothes. She walked up to one of the guys at our table…
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I dug out this old video of the band in '78 featuring some of the D-Town clubbers That's me on keyboard. Drac on lead vocals. Vince Michaels on bass. Jackslash on drums. And SuperDude with backing vocals. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr4wGFJrSss&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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I know there's lots to be annoyed at in this world, but at least when I'm reading strip club reviews, I don't want to tax my little brain too much. For some reason, a few guys (thankfully not many) want to…
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RIP Roger Ebert, my all-time favorite film critic. I saw a list of his mosted hated movies in history. Don't get me wrong - I'm not a huge fan of action movies - I would rather watch "Twelve Angry Men"…
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I go to strip clubs to hype my street cred. As a middle aged, unmarried male - I'm afraid all my family, friends, neighbors, co-workers assume I'm gay. What about y'all?
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Seems many of the schools 'round these parts are on spring break this week and the stripper whores are either on vacation or doing shit with their kids this week. Can't get anyone to return my texts. Might have to…
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This was the wrong decision. This nixes my plan of adopting a stripper. http://now.msn.com/john-bailey-goodman-florida-millionaire-told-he-cannot-adopt-adult-girlfriend
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I was surprised by the responses in the "Kids" thread? So what IS the WORST thing a stripper can show you: • a picture of her kids • her genital warts • her eviction notice • a positive pregnancy test • a picture of her…
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My ATF just told me she masturbates 4 times per day. C'mon you selfish bastards. You're only thinkin' about yourself. f.
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Tiger Woods has a new girlfriend. Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn. He seems to have a predilection for white blonde women. She has a nice ass, but her face isn't a 10. He could have done better IMO.
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“You don't get to do that. To come into somebody's life, make them care, and then just check out" Some may recognize this quote as what Dale said to Andrea minutes before the CDC exploded on the first season finale of…
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http://www.dailyfunlists.com/25-most-hilarious-mugshots-of-all-time/ Takes some time, but funny Makes me look Cary Grant. (Ryan Gosling for the young 'uns)
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I saw the post in another thread by SketchinGuy about how he started going to strip clubs. I did not want to hijack that thread so here's a new one. To SketchinGuy - It was interested to hear that you were…
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Last night a stripper told me she would do anything for $20 Guess who just go their house cleaned?
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Two teens break into a San Diego Hooters and steal Jukebox -- thought it was an ATM http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2013/02/idiot-san-diego-robbers-mistake-jukebox-for-atm
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Since it's a Sunday morning, I thought I would post this. I have several dancers as friends on Facebook and one thing I've noticed are the numerous posts and "Likes" about Church and God. Mostly, but not always, from black…
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Last week, while waiting for my ATF, I watched the dancers on stage and noticed a couple of things. This was a nude club. Three dancers in row displayed a decent patch of publc hair. While not full 70's bush,…
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Aw....what a cute picture. Wait, what does that say? WTF? Obviously a stripper's kid. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--yuvWKfP5tU/USEu8gMrGYI/AAAAAAAALR8/XKW4SWi-Vu0/s640/i+love+my+whore+family.jpg
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Was in a no-alcohol DJV juice bar over the weekend. At one point in the evening I saw a guy with his passed out buddy slung over his shoulder in a Fireman's Carry. They were leaving the building…
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