Let's Make a Deal

Did that include windows? :)

not even a joke, I'd rather have someone do stupid chores like that than sexual favors, I'm lazy.

.... but I would certainly draw the line at letting a stripper balance my checkbook LOL

Housecleaning and 4 BJs, an even $100.

Did she do a good job?

did she clean the pipes also?

I once came out to my car after last call to find I had a flat tire. Shortly after I was confronted by a streetwalker wanting to sell me a BJ, I think it was for something like $25. I told her no thanks but I'd give her $50 if she'd change my tire. She turned me down.

I once had a dancer tell me she cleaned houses during the day and stripped at night. She said for the right price she'd clean my house and my pipes.

hope she did a good cleaning job

I once had a dancer tell me she could clean my house topless. She wanted more than $20 though. I passed. I believed her when she said she was running a cleaning business.

Ermita-nights... that is a funny story

Spread manure and compost on my vegetable garden and flowerbeds? Breaking into my neighbour's pile of well rotted manure is a nasty job well worth that $20.

all right, you guys have had ur fun... just glad i've never been that desperate.

on the other hand, i have had guys tell me they would do anything for a chance to f*** me, so i normally get all kinds of stuff done for **free**.

And so, Carolynne, did you uphold your end of the bargain?

@ large...yes she did. She is awesome at snow sex

i hate snow!

Too bad we guys here at TUSCL aren't dumb enough to let carolynee get away with that shit....right?

I'd give 50 for a good housecleaning. She can even keep her clothes on. A clean home is much better than sex. Ill even provide the m&c