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Did you ever play around with Fulminate of Mercury when you was a kid? Fun times.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fYqe3QeOqQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Here is the difference between LDK and myself. Maybe it's not about the happy ending Maybe it's about the story
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When was cute....before she turned into a hideous slutwhore http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYJw6xuS85s&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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I've gone to the same male physician for 15 years, but recently, my company changed insurance plans and I was forced to go to a new clinic and I didn't have a choice of doctors. I had an appointment this…
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Does your favorite ever make you feel like that?
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One of the icons of my youth died yesterday. Radio DJ Larry Lujack was a bigger than life radio personality in Chicago from the late 60's into the 70's and 80's. He worked at several stations, but was most connected…
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About a year ago, we had a Billy Jack I suppose it hindsight, it wasn't a gear movie, but I was young and I loved it. Instead of rewriting what I write before, here is the link https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=19830
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So, my phone rings at 4am and I get a text from ATF Lite. She says, "I love you from the bottom of my heart" What should I think about.this? a) It's 10 days before Christmas and it's time to do some…
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The Heisman Trust mission statement: "The Heisman Memorial Trophy annually recognizes the outstanding college football player whose performance best exhibits the pursuit of excellence with integrity." "...with integrity" Just sayin'
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And you wanna bet the girl becomes a stripper? https://fbcdn-photos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1465194_10152159044967783_1104038045_n.jpg?dl=1
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Have y'all seen the trailers for the upcoming movie "American Hustle"? I've heard of Jennifer Lawrence, but haven't seen any of her movies. I know she was in The Hunger Games and won an Oscar for Silver Linings Playbook. She is…
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Why Sippy Cup loves Boobies: Did you know the licensing rights to the original "Sipster" sippy cup was sold by the inventor to Playtex. Playtex, as you know, was perhaps the most famous maker of undergarments for women of the Baby…
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Except for strippers and 16 year old girls on Facebook, I've never seen the word "conversate" used in standard English. But this morning, Mike Greenberg (of ESPN's 'Mike & Mike' morning show) used the word. Greenberg is a graduate of…
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Let's get the jokes out of the way... I donated to Charity this week (oh, by the way, Charity works at the Penthouse Club). Hardy-har-har. I have a nice job. So I want to share my blessings with others. But I…
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ATF Lite wants me to buy her a new washing machine for Christmas. Any recommendations for the best brand? Best quality and price combination.
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Beating up the opponent's quarterback at lunch. That's one way to win. http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/15/us/players-beat-quarterback/ No, this isn't elementary school boy pranks. These are supposedly college "student athletes". I say 80 years of hard labor.
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Get it? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH9zG28GQEg&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Who is the Richie Incognito of TUSCL:
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Barbershop, gambling... If they had found strippers and prostitues it would have been a Grand Slam. http://news.msn.com/crime-justice/3-killed-6-hurt-in-detroit-barbershop-shooting
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The majority of the guys here seem to enjoy the opinions of dancers and wish more would become regular contributors. (I don't entirely agree, but that's another point.) I'm surprised one dancer has not made an appearance here. Her name is…
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TSA officer shot at LAX Damn airports. Ban air planes!
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What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?
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Today (and possibly tomorrow) is a very special today. All four major North American sports are in season. Major League Baseball, NFL, NBA, and NHL. Does not happen any other time of the year. Sports and strip clubs have some…
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Remember Classic Juice? He used to trade KFC for blowjobs from sistas in the projects. Check out the new Southwest Chicken McWraps at the Golden Atches. Not their typical fare. Damn tasty eats when you add extra Ranch. I…
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