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I trade 'em for free dances

motorhead
motorhead1106928

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

12 yrs ago · 1 min read

Remember Classic Juice? He used to trade KFC for blowjobs from sistas in the projects.

Check out the new Southwest Chicken McWraps at the Golden Atches. Not their typical fare. Damn tasty eats when you add extra Ranch.

I trade them for free dances with blonde girls from the suburbs.

Replies (5)

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BagBoyJames

Hell fuck yes

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Alucard

HATE wraps.

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Estafador

I'd trade anything from the Golden Arches for a blowjob. Hell. Ill settle for a five minute lap dance trade. Mickey Ds is gross

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crazyjoe

^^^is that what happened to aluturd to make him the way he is? Poor guy got raped by the hamburglar

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SlickSpic

I prefer McDowell's. They got the Big Mic.

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