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9 years ago
Kudos to everyone who enjoys DATY as much as I do.
I like to try and convert lopaw.
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9 years ago
Doug is the investment guru. I'll defer to his recommendation
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9 years ago
Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
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9 years ago
Does it help to tell him that I'm not a homosexual?
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9 years ago
I ran across a review yesterday where the guy rated all 22 sandwiches at McD's. (It was old. Some are gone now. )
He had the Filet '0 Fish in last place. WTF. There needs to be a special place in the looney bin for that guy.
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9 years ago
She was a fast machine she kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman that I ever seen
She had the sightless eyes telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American thighs
Taking more than her share
Had me fighting for air
She told me to come but I was already there
Cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it
And you shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me all night long
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9 years ago
Let's put cherry pie on the menu
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9 years ago
I had an LDK at the 28 second mark.
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9 years ago
^^^
I saw that today. That's crazy
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9 years ago
Keep it up and you will be shooting 85 before your 40th birthday
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9 years ago
The real reason airports don't have strip clubs is lack of dancers.
Everytime new strippers try to drive there they see a sign on the expressway that says "Airport Left" so they turn around and go back home.
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9 years ago
Technically, she has to drive a minivan and drive her kids to soccer practice to be a MILF
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9 years ago
My gawd, how will the board survive ?
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9 years ago
The dude that was arrested was already out on bond for a prior arrest on unrelated charges. An example of a fine upstanding citizen.
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9 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Reading different ideas on-line was interesting. I took it to mean manual stimulation of his young wife - but some felt, like Lone Wolf, that it was for his own maturabatory pleasure.
Some suggested he was impotent so he was fisting his wife. The "accepted" safe middle school teacher explanation is merely "fondling or caressing her breasts"
Some thought it was not sexual at all. Since he was the son of the ranch owner, it was a show of power - that he didn't have to work.
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9 years ago
Yup. too good to be real
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9 years ago
+1 alldaylong
Conventional societal wisdom tells us that sex is more important to men than women. By observing the behavior of strippers, can we conclude that a good fuck is more important to females than we traditionally think? Or are strippers, by nature, just more sexual beings?
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9 years ago
"Lots of guys..."
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9 years ago
Reading Cat's posts of 2AMers, one might develop a fear leaving the club late. But this story proves that entering the club is just as dangerous. It's of guys carry a bundle of cash into the club. These robbers were smart.
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9 years ago
"Great topic"
It's a Brilliant topic!
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9 years ago
Lol Clubber. My thoughts exactly.
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9 years ago
I heard the same thing said about Charles Manson
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9 years ago
That's easy because 95 percent of the time I go to a club is on a Saturday night. My first favorite hit the floor at 9 pm shift change. I had been at the club for a few hours with mediocre results but as soon as I saw her come out of the dressing room I was immediately attracted to her and she must have noticed because she came right over.
The ironic thing. I noticed the dancer that eventually became my real ATF that very same night. But it would be another 4 years before I had a falling out with the first dancer and I finally started dancing with my ATF in waiting.
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9 years ago
Maybe it's just the type of girls I'm attracted to, but the boyfriends of my past favorites have been far from buff and ripped. Of my three true favorites 2 out of 3 had babydaddys that were 300 pounds or more. I guess that happens when you don't work. The third guy is not fat, but he's soft and doughy.
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9 years ago
Jay Leno is a faggot and has an obsession with hot rods. But not the kind that are old cars.
Fuck you Jay Leno. I dare you to join TUSCL. But you won't cuz you're a FAGGOT!