In airports we find shoe shine places, shops, bars, and even massage places. So why not pot a Strip Club in a airport. I can't wait to here what Y'all think.
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Jun 8, 2015, 1:30 PM
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Lol,... airports are too crowded already, and you would probably be strip searched also
It has been my experience that many cities have clubs fairly close to the airport. Of course, security changes over the past 14 years have made a quick dash offsite during a stopover difficult.
No way that would ever happen, aren't just about every airport property of the city or county it's in, let alone the federal government contributions.
That would be great though.
I had to change planes in Munich, Germany before. When I was wandering around the airport while waiting for my flight, I saw a big screen of people having sex! I was shocked! It turns out to be an adult video store inside the the airport, and they were showing clips of the movies. Again, the screen was out in the open for everyone to see.
Now this is what you call a original topic. It would be very convenient if you had a little bit of layover. You know, something to do to make time go by faster lol.
Sounds good on the surface, but I think airport clubs would end up being just like Vegas clubs -- overpriced tourist traps.
JohnSmith, yes, everything at the airport is overpriced and low quality. But sometimes that's better than nothing. I'd be dropping money in several otherwise boring airports.
I'd never make a flight of this was the case.
Rent in an airport would be incredibly high.
^^^ is that why my slice of cheese pizza at sbrarro the other day was $10.75? I have always been curious what rent is in a large airport.
The real reason airports don't have strip clubs is lack of dancers.
Everytime new strippers try to drive there they see a sign on the expressway that says "Airport Left" so they turn around and go back home.
^^^ reminds me of a Brit friend I had who flew to the states for the first time, He was going to Los Angeles, when the announcement came that they were landing in L.A. shortly. He freaked out cuz he didn't know what L.A. meant.
Good idea!
Quite a few years ago I got talking with a cab driver in Atlanta and he was running a stable of hoes; excuse me, escorts and on several occasions I'd stay at a hotel near the airport the night before a flight and he would bring a couple of girls over for a party. He told me that more than 80% of his business was near the airport.
If someone asked me what LA meant, I might have told him the lagoon. A water landing , haha, then watch him freak out
A potential cash cow in the right airport.
Sadly most airports don't need the money let alone the inevitable hassle that would come from it.
I think you stand a better chance of seeing a pot smoking room than a strip club. That observation comes from 42 years working at LAX and ATL.
I think that would be a brilliant idea if it was feasible and the club would probably make a killing.
On a related topic; I've seem some hot bitches in airports – especially MIA (Miami International)
^^^ I think there is a movie like that with Snoop Dog as captain
I think Hooters already tried the plane thing. What ever happened to that?
And for those who didn't know L. A. Is short for Lower Alabama
don't see why Indian casinos don't have strip clubs attached.
Been wondering about that myself
"Better yet a strip club on a plane"
Brilliant!
My favourite Alberta SC, Rig Pig in Nisku, is very close to YEG. The club has a van for shuttling customers between the club and Edm Int'l.
Rent in an airport is huge. You can't run a niche business like a strip club in one and expect to stay in business. Although clubs being near an airport is very common.
There would be a lot of missed flights. Lol
No way the government would allow that to happen. Too many kids and prudes roll through the airport on a daily basis.