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Reviews

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published 6 yrs ago
Chillin wit a Feelin
reviewed by
dennyspade

5.3

It has been said more than once. Find a "dive bar' that you like and become a regular patron. From the moment you walk in the door, you get the sense that this joint…

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published 6 yrs ago
Titillating Time
reviewed by
dennyspade

6.3

When you visit a Dive Bar in a residential/industrial community of 850 people, one would suspect that the Beer would be cold, the Girls would be hot, and that the Slots would be as Hot…

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published 6 yrs ago
Where's my Waitress ????
reviewed by
dennyspade

5.7

Alright, I visit HB's to be served by the incomparable Nicole (sp) who will light up the room, give you a hug and a smile and remains covered up in a Black Uni from head-to-foot.…

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published 6 yrs ago
Friday After Next
reviewed by
dennyspade

6.7

Friday Afternoons can be Hit or Miss during the Summer Days of Chicago. This day proved to be a decidedly good one with the addition of new faces, bods and attitudes. Although we like the…

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published 6 yrs ago
Where in the Hell is McCook ???
reviewed by
dennyspade

7.0

One of the best kept hideouts near Lyons, IL is a small town of McCook. Nestled in a place surrounded by manufacturing, Industry, truck yards and highway overpasses is a dive bar, called All Star…

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published 6 yrs ago
Long Legs and a Liquid Lunch
reviewed by
dennyspade

6.0

Having been an early and habitual visitor to the only Adult Establishment in this area during the 80's, I can assure you that the evolved changes have not changed a few elements: This still…

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published 7 yrs ago
Wait, Wait .. . Don't Tell Me !!
reviewed by
dennyspade

7.3

FREE Food ? (Yup) -- Free Admission ? (It's Complicated) -- NUDE dancers ? (Nope)
What if you could actually figure out the complicated price of admission on the sign inside the front door? Dependent…

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published 7 yrs ago
Juke Joint Joy And Massage
reviewed by
dennyspade

7.0

This was my destination for Beer, Baseball on TV and back & neck massages, Tuesday Evening. As described previously, this is a Bar with $4 domestic and $5 import beers in an industrial/residential community of…

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published 7 yrs ago
The Rockford Files
reviewed by
dennyspade

7.0

Rockford is down to two Bikini Clubs and two Jerk Shacks (that's the Good News) -- reading the local paper, one can see that CRIME is outpacing entertainment 10 to 1. Bank robberies, drug deals…

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published 7 yrs ago
Beggers Can't Be Choosy
reviewed by
dennyspade

6.7

Made a quick stop for my Businessmen's Lunch Special -- A half-pound Gourmet Burger (cooked-to-order with all the fixins) add chip or fries and a domestic bottle of beer for $8.00 and go ahead tip…

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published 7 yrs ago
Love Me Some Latinas
reviewed by
dennyspade

8.3

It's a DIVE BAR. Located close to an industrial area in a town of 300 people, boasting that they are now home to a billion gallon wastewater reservoir. This ain't paradise and they make no…

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published 7 yrs ago
Carmen, Winter in Catalina
reviewed by
dennyspade

8.3

Truth be told, I'm a REGULAR ( No Shill ) but I enjoy this reasonably-priced Neighborhood Bar offering Bikini-clad or Lingerie Fantasy Dances at the Bar or in the darkened Dance Room. All-Stars is NOT…