Reviews by dennyspade

I've gotta figure that at least one of the recent reviewers submitted a review for (ALL STARS in Northlake)since this small bar and grill does NOT have private dance booths along the hallway as described, It…

"If you build it, they will CUM..." does not apply to Oasis. I awaited the opening of this bar after the closing of One Step Beyond. Sure, OSB had met its demise through bad location…

Stopped in early evening as it was during the evening rush hour and I wanted to see wht was left of the dayshift talent. Overall, I was not impressed. I sat at the bar and…

There were about 10 dancers and 15 guys upon arrival. Like my dick, things were looking up. I was quickly approacked by a mature and drug-addled blond who asked if I wanted company. She offered…

First visit backs since the restoration. I noticed New carpet and new chairs and stools; however, they have eliminated some of the booths in the VIP room where the (really)private dances took place. Better surveillance…

I would visit this club just to have HEIDI crawl up on my lap and snuggle, grind or tease the shit outta me. (Well there is no cover charge.)We call Jimmy's "CHEERS with BEERS" and…

2-3 times a year, I find myself at the Bullet. I cannot think of another small bar in a residential area, where you can have as much fun. Sure, it's a College Town and…

Roll call at 7 PM was good time to see who was leaving on the day shift and who was cumming up on the night shift. I paid my $10 cover and had to wear…

Tuesday about 8 PM and there were about 7 dancers and 12 customers watching plasma screen TV's and listening to DJ spin records while dancer-after-dancer took to the stage in a lackluster performance of gyrations,…

Visited Friday evening from 7 to 9:30 -- There are few things that give this patron like watching the runway walk roll-call of the day shift dancers and then seeing over 40+ night shift dancers…

It' s been a while and I had heard that owner was attempting a few changes. This place is the most eclectic mix of shit that you can find in a town best known for…

Monday evening and stayed through 8 PM shift change. The Whites Sox were on the tube and there were about 12-15 customers in a relaxed vibe, chatting up the bartenders and each other about sports,…

Stopped in about 3 PM and there were about 8 to 10 dancers available who can give you "bikini/lingerie" lap dances on bar stools at the bar or partially hidden alcoves. There are cameras watching…

Stopped by during the day shift about 3:30 on a recent weekday. As expected there were maybe a dozen dancers to choose from and there were maybe a dozen customers when I walked in. This…

Made two trips recently (a Friday evening and Saturday evening.) The shift changes at 9:00 p.m. and some of the 3 p.m.to 9 p.m. dancers leave and some stay for a double shift. The evening…

Two recent visits (early evening on a weekday. HELLO (is anybody home ???) Club 390 used to be a destination club, where guys wanted to go for a few lappers, Champagne Room VIP, a light…

I've visited the SKYBOX several times since my last review. The consistency of visiting during the week does not make it necessarily routine or boring. It's a fact that there are less dancers to choose…

This is my review of the NEW Carl's ... I waited several months to see if I would like it as much as the OLD Carl's. I was a fan of the former and thought…

It's been years since I had visited the Playpen. There are so many places one can go and this club was never a favorite. It seemed to be on the verge of being the most…

Girls in Bikinis and/or Lingerie, Sports on Plasma Screen TV's, Cold Beer and reasonably-priced drinks .... If you could get Hooter's Girls to grind on your package for $5-10 a song: Wouldja ??? What if they…

Tuesday evening at the Rock about 5 to 7:30 and there may have been about a dozen-14 dancers going through the motions on stage and returning to their regulars when done. It almost seemed like they…

CHEERS with Tits and Ass. Never a Cover Charge and Open 7 days a week. You want a place to get some cold brews or reasonably priced drinks and shoot the shit with the dancers,…

Visited SSS Wednesday evening about 9:00 p.m. and stayed for a couple of hours. After 8PM the upstairs bar and stages are opened and more dancers are available than the day shift. This is a…

Tuesday night and I got there about 9:00 p.m. The Silver Bullet used to be one of the best kept secrets in Central Illinois. Now, thanks to the popularity it enjoys from being a highly…

Saturday Night we arrive about 10 PM. As stated previously, this club is in an isolated industrial area, right off the 394 Interstate at Lincoln Highway. Well-lit and easy-to-find. The structure can be seen for…