Reviews by dennyspade

Monday Night -- Had a chance to watch the Chicago Bears play a pre-season game against Peyton Manning and the Colts. I had paid my $10 cover, which allowed me to get several bottles of…

There has been lots of drama at this BAR, which features lingerie-clad and/or bikini-clad dancers who will ride your lap for almost the length of a jukebox played song for a $5 or $10 "donation."…

Visited Atlantis Saturday night, for my "maiden voyage" after midnight. My buddy and I had heard about this upscale venue located in what may be the poorest town (Ford Heights) in the State of Illinois.…

I had just left Crazy Rock in Romeoville and stopped by the Cellar to "drain-the dragon," "shake hands with the mayor," or simply take a piss, before getting back on the Interstate. Since this…

Wednesday at the Rock was a slow night. I guess there may have been about a dozen dancers and they have lost a lot of the Euro's, and longer-tenured talent. The bartenders and waitresses were…

Jimmy's has been getting some new talent, since some of their long-time crew have left to check out the "greener pastures" at ATLANTIS, POLEKATZ, Club O, Club 390 and the SkyBox. There are several options…

Stopped in on a Friday evening and was surprised that this venue has become a NO SMOKING club. You can get a wristband and be treated like the outcasts you see standing outside most office…

Arrived just before shift change (7:00) on a Friday evening. After paying a $10 cover, I looked around the room to see if there were any of my favorites on stage or if there was…

Saturday Evening about 7 PM -- I turn into the gravel-covered parking lot and all spaces are filled but two. There are several motorcycles and pick-up trucks, indicating that this ain't no VIP crowd with…

All-Star Bar & Grill is a neighborhood bar in an industrial area that its on the outskirts of Lyons and McCook and may be in unincorporated Cook County. It serves decent bar food and the…

The SkyBox can be a good place to stop by and have a few beers and watch pussy this/close on stage. There are several TV's placed strategically throughout the club showing sports and soft porn…

OK, I'm a fan. That should not obscure my objectivity. Jimmy's GC is what most restaurants should try to emulate. Management wants people who come here on a regular basis. Whether its for drinks, conversation,…

When you think of the "McDonalds" of strip club experiences; you gotta include Crazy Rock. 1) You can see the same regulars at their corner of the bar,chatting up the bartenders, waitresses and security staff.…

Visited club about 6:30 in the evening and it was fairly quiet. About 6 dancers and a dozen customers ... Low key environment, relaxed and the DJ playing dancer-selected tunes. Drink specials vary and that…

As a regular weekly patron, I have come to appreciate the consistent manner in which this club trats its customers. No Cover charge, free parking, no excessive tipping to bouncers etc. They have a $5 pitcher…

From what was a potentially a good club to plan your visit around to Chicago South Suburbs; Club 390 has slipped into mediocrity. There may be simply too many "show clubs" inn the area and…

I visited Friday around 6:30 until about 8 PM. I suggest that you read an earlier post re: decor, lighting, seating, music, etc... Not much has changed. I still paid a $5 cover and Beers…

Deja Vu Hammond is located in an obscure industrial area and you would hardly notice that it exists from the Interstate. Da PLACE Clean as a "stean-cleaned chitterling" ... You would have thought that you were…

Jimmy's has a consistent atmosphere dependent upon whether you prefer the dayshift or evening shift. By day, this bar ( which never has a cover charge) has a relaxed vibe and there may be 5…

First off, it should be noted that Carl's is not a Strip Club. It's a bar. Yea, they will serve you a burger, pizza and other bar food. Yea, you can shoot some pool on…

I've made a few visits to the Rock since my last review and do not want to feel prejudiced by a very good series of dances from an ATF or the excitement generated my a…

What can you say about a club that charges you $10 to walk in the door, gives you free pizza and sandwiches and only charges you 50 cents a beer? I say GREAT Googly-Woogly or…

It's a seedy little bar in an industrial area next to a trailer park. Picture 2 TV's and 2 Pool Tables and a Juke Box where they ask the patrons to pay to play.…

A recent visit to Club 390 revealed a few things about this club and its management: They have a great concept located in an industrial setting. It is an upscale and clean environment with good…

Jimmy's is getting some "stiff" competition from the neighboring CLUB 390. There have been dancers leaving for the other club and some have just quit dancing altogether. As we have mentioned in previous reviews; Jimmy's…