Lunch Launch Looky

Chicago and Suburbs are slowly opening back up, which means it's a good time to scout the local surroundings to see if the nearby clubs are sprouting new talent and if the former faves have picked up pandemic pounds. Club 390 and Atlantis are 'hands-down' the best South Suburban Chicago clubs, as it relates to Talent, Food & Beverage options, Private/VIP Dance Rooms and Entertainment Value.

One of the best-kept secrets, is their "businessman lunch special." If you wanna duck out from the job for about an hour or two, you can get a Gourmet, cooked to order 1/2 pound Burger wit all da fixins and a domestic bottled brew for under $9.00. (BEAT DAT, Burger King and Mickey D's !!) -- a few Gawjus Dancers on stage awaiting your tips to give you a "Stevie," and you just had aa brief escape from your office doldrums. On this visit I saw a mix of White, Black and Latina Dancers taking the stage and making their rounds to coax you into the private dance areas for $20 Daytime topless lappers in cubicles monitored by security and DJ-shortened songs that range from Classic Rock, to Hip-Hop and R&B.

I observed a very slim brunette named SHERIDAN who did OK on stage but not sexy enough to have me part with Cash for a lapper or two. There was a petite Asian/Latina schoolgirl with glasses dancer named IVY who made you want to sit close to the stage to watch her athletic aerobics. The lovely and most dirty talking, MAYA is a Mocha Chocolate delight. Maybe not as full-bodied as some would desire as compared to other dancers at Black Strip Clubs in the area, but curvaceous, cute, and funny as Hell. She would have been the one, if my Burger had not just arrived for my lunch. Looking at the stage , I was definitely interested in returning to see the attractive and fit KITTY who was just taking the stage.