Reviews

Dive Bar Divas in the Afternoon and Early Evening. It's a very nice Thursday afternoon and the White Sox are playing at Guaranteed Rate Field in the P.M. and the Chicago Bears are playing that…

6 yrs ago

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Saturday Chillin

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Saturday is for running errands, shoring up the "Honey-Do Lists, and taking a break after doing some work. This Saturday, my car decided it wanted to head towards Heavenly Bodies or (HB's). Having not been…

Déjà Vu Lake Station

Lake Station, IN

Show Us On the Doll Where He Touched You

"Indiana wants me. Oh Lord . . . " Had not been to this location in a very long time and wandered in (Wander Indiana) after I needed a break from the Hwy. Prolly close…

7 yrs ago1

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, IL

Gotta Squeeze Some Lemons to Make Lemonade

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Saturday Evening and it's nice weather for Chicago and NCAA March Madness is underway. Looks like a good opportunity to tell the betta half that you are meeting some guys at the "Sports Bar." Parking…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, IN

Slip Away Saturday

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Came to Indy for the NFL Combine at Lucas Oil Stadium and decided to revisit some former hangouts from my past. It had been several years and the remodeling made this place seem very…

7 yrs ago1

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

Afternoon Delight

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

As previously mentioned, Club 390 is located in an industrial area of Chicago Heights, with a Free Huge Parking Lot that appears to be safe for your entry/departure and no obvious trolls to hit you…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, IL

Chillin wit a Feelin

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

It has been said more than once. Find a "dive bar' that you like and become a regular patron. From the moment you walk in the door, you get the sense that this joint…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, IL

Titillating Time

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

When you visit a Dive Bar in a residential/industrial community of 850 people, one would suspect that the Beer would be cold, the Girls would be hot, and that the Slots would be as Hot…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Where's my Waitress ????

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Alright, I visit HB's to be served by the incomparable Nicole (sp) who will light up the room, give you a hug and a smile and remains covered up in a Black Uni from head-to-foot.…

7 yrs ago1

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Friday After Next

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Friday Afternoons can be Hit or Miss during the Summer Days of Chicago. This day proved to be a decidedly good one with the addition of new faces, bods and attitudes. Although we like the…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, IL

Where in the Hell is McCook ???

One of the best kept hideouts near Lyons, IL is a small town of McCook. Nestled in a place surrounded by manufacturing, Industry, truck yards and highway overpasses is a dive bar, called All Star…

8 yrs ago2

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Long Legs and a Liquid Lunch

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Having been an early and habitual visitor to the only Adult Establishment in this area during the 80's, I can assure you that the evolved changes have not changed a few elements: This still…

8 yrs ago2

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Wait, Wait .. . Don't Tell Me !!

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

FREE Food ? (Yup) -- Free Admission ? (It's Complicated) -- NUDE dancers ? (Nope) What if you could actually figure out the complicated price of admission on the sign inside the front door? Dependent…

8 yrs ago1

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, IL

Juke Joint Joy And Massage

This was my destination for Beer, Baseball on TV and back & neck massages, Tuesday Evening. As described previously, this is a Bar with $4 domestic and $5 import beers in an industrial/residential community of…

Tiger Tail Lounge

Rockford, IL

The Rockford Files

Rockford is down to two Bikini Clubs and two Jerk Shacks (that's the Good News) -- reading the local paper, one can see that CRIME is outpacing entertainment 10 to 1. Bank robberies, drug deals…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

Beggers Can't Be Choosy

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Made a quick stop for my Businessmen's Lunch Special -- A half-pound Gourmet Burger (cooked-to-order with all the fixins) add chip or fries and a domestic bottle of beer for $8.00 and go ahead tip…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, IL

Love Me Some Latinas

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

It's a DIVE BAR. Located close to an industrial area in a town of 300 people, boasting that they are now home to a billion gallon wastewater reservoir. This ain't paradise and they make no…