Comments by Mr. Ed

The Ultimate Strip Club List No, I did not get any in your hair

"you had my tip the whole time"

they're better than the returning spitters . . .

http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/04/why-prince-was-a-hero-to-strippers.html?mid=fb-share-thecut

how about official TUSCL mistletoe belts?

Is Blondie still at the Clermont?

The Onion is, as it proclaims itself, "America's Finest News Source."

" . . . Another section, credited to the department's Office of Surface Mining Reclamation and Enforcement, ranks the best places to engage in dry humping using a statistical "dry-pleasure coefficient," or DPE—a new metric the Department of the Interior developed solely for the report. The study indicates a soft couch in the finished basement of a mutual friend's house has the highest-known DPE, making it the top location for fully clothed teens to vigorously mount each other. . . . "

" . . . included is a detailed history of the practice, from the Victorian-era practice of frottage—meaning "to rub"—to the modern teen trend of freaking or "sandwich dancing," whereby two partners interlock legs and grind their genitals together in rhythm with popular music. . . . "

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/sex-with-robots-will-be-the-norm-in-50-years-10438330.html

http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/07/wheres-the-female-stripper-movie-of-my-dreams.html?mid=twitter-share-thecut

here's a stripper breaking it down in a recent article (scan down to the bullet points): <http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/07/wheres-the-female-stripper-movie-of-my-dreams.html?mid=twitter-share-thecut>

it's not letting me post a youtube link. worth looking for: search in youtube for fuckable day and amy shumer

<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPpsI8mWKmg>

they've both had their last fuckable days: <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPpsI8mWKmg>

a little defensive there? I didn't excuse those politicians.

Q: How do you stop the stork from landing on your home? A: You shoot it in the air.

sanitary?

such as . . . ?

Ha ha ha! This is a GREAT way to lie into a review that generates interest!