Comments by weekendfun

RL I feel confident you are posting these silly threads for your own kicks or something. It would be quite foolish for someone to document and post how they broke the law. You should ask for customers to post if you were serious. The following is a true story. I once encountered a stripper who foolishly picked my pocket after a dance. The reason I didn't stop her when I suddenly felt her hand in my pocket was the way she cleverly was holding my left hand around her waist with her body blocking my right hand. I also forgot that I had a folded over big wad of ones in my pocket. I left angrily but did make a brief statement to a different dancer after I discovered my money was gone. I took action though. I contacted management and was surprised at how seriously I was taken. Several dancers had been put on a two week suspension. I returned to the club (thought it was like a civic duty to let management know, if they didn't believe me then they could answer to a higher power later on in life). Anyway in summary the guilty person was not working at the club anymore and the manager returned to me approximately what I said had been stolen and thanked me for identifying the problem. Others in the club had noticed theft related problems with the one dancer but apparently almost everyone kept quiet except an occasional angry or bewildered customer. I was even told by friends that I was probably wasting my time reporting the incident to management there. I feel like I did the right thing. On the other side I once walked into a club and heard a dancer asking a bouncer to stop a guy who didn't pay for dances and was leaving. He just said there was nothing he could do. Now that seems almost like theft too if you agreed to pay and then didn't. I just don't like any form of theft.

RL, in an earlier post you stated that you observed mental problems but didn't explain your case with any details. I just thought of some that must only apply for your area, all dancers must charge you full price almost all the time, where I live the dancers almost always offer to dance at half price. In your area the dancers expect to be paid for conservation with you. In my area the dancers are happy to talk all night for free but they do occasionally walk around the crowd to get dances. Is this the sort of mental problems you have observed?

Extra note for above^ post. It was extremely foolish and stupid for the dancer to pick my pocket. Obviously she was hoping the wad of money in my pocket was 20's or 100's or something good, not one's. She could have made all the money she stole from me in about 10 minutes of dancing, especially since she used to be one of my favorite girls at that club. Really bad idea to pick pockets, I even told management at the next club down the street when I saw her working there and she obviously didn't know who had caught and reported her. (She saw me and smiled and came at sat down at my table asking for a drink and later for a dance, I didn't give her a cent but acted nice.) If anyone thinks about it, pick pockets drive away customers (thus management should be unhappy).

RL, I got the perfect example now to tell if a stripper has mental problems. If a stripper gives you her real name then I will agree that she has mental problems. Of course how do you know it's really real? For anyone reading this, RL asked or stated that he has observed mental problems but didn't give any specific examples. Even if I heard a dancer's real name, I wouldn't remember it for very long. I'm just thankful most dancers don't seem to mind. Lol, I remember my bad memory of names really upset some suitemates (lived in same suite)in college. Lol, I still don't remember their names but I do remember they were in the army and and navy ROTC and you had to shout at them for the guys to listen to you.

I've heard dancers say the same thing as above^. I suppose the dancers think it's easier to talk a guy into dances alone without friends interrupting etc. I haven't any trouble getting dancers to stop by my table with or without friends though. Friends are very helpful though for watching beer and saving seats, along with chatting.

I would prefer going in a group as a newbie since I never really had trouble getting dancers to come over to my table, in fact sometimes it seemed like every single dancer would come over as soon as a chair was empty. Your friends can also save your seat and beer while you roam the club.

In answer to the above post, I haven't been studying them but I believe they are two different people. Referring to this thread, I was once harmed by a stripper. I was getting a table dance from a stripper and she was really wild. She was jumping up on me and moving all around like a wild animal. Unfortunately she apparently had something a little bit too sharp somewhere on her leg since I had blood start oozing down my leg from a scratch she gave me. I don't recall any other dancers acting like crazed wild animals. Is this what is considered harmful?

I believe that alot of customers have cheated dancers or just been mean. It would be nice if both customers and dancers were nice all the time. I don't look forward to getting dances from a dancer right after some guy ripped her off or was mean to her. While I don't like to give ideas away, one example would be a dancer who's slightly overweight goes up on stage and some guys start chanting, moooo, moooo, moooo. While this may sound funny to some guys, I believe that is mean.

I'm curious. What exactly is a new-ish club? Is that a club that just opened recently? In terms of names it seems like I've heard a zillion but I forget them as soon as I hear them. I'm not sure what the current trend in names is.

I will definitely sell the loser fund mentioned above. I will try to focus my mind on the positive. I own a stock up over 70% in the last 12 months. Yes I like that thought. Sorry if I went off thread here but it makes me feel better to rant a little.

I've ignored his/her posts almost forever. I have noticed though that he/her must have gotten a new keyboard since the caps lock key isn't on anymore. What's really ticking me off right now is the fact that I got ripped off just sitting at home without even going to a strip club. Darn mutual fund charged me 75 bucks maintenance fee, arrr. I hate losing money in fees.

Glad you feel better. I might add a note here. I believe KP is the type of person who enjoys seeing if he/she can upset others with his/her text messages. The best way to upset him/her is to probably ignore them when you hear all the crap coming out. Some people just love to start a fight and enjoy upsetting others or seeing if they can get someone going. What scares me is that I think I understand that enjoyment. This thread will disappear 7 days after the last posted message so it will be forgotten sooner or later.

I remember seeing an overweight girl go on stage. Then a group of guys over on the side started chanting, moooo, moooo, moooo

boob contest? that sounds like a fun idea

RL, after an undercover vice girl arrests you, please post about how life is with your jail buddies. It sounds like you almost got nailed.

Lol, just thought of something funny, RL's nightmare come true, hundreds of people with money to burn in strip clubs with no one trying to get 5 dollar dances. What are the best clubs in Houston anyway?

Lol, this may be a good time for RL to try one of those Houston escort services, I read a few were being run by the local police trying to catch those doing more than just looking. Now we just need the police to offer everything for $5 and they can catch someone, lol.

RL needs to try one of those escort services, I bet those new ones would offer him real good deals.

RL you should give up on the strip clubs this weekend and try those new escort services in Houston, I heard some would agree to some real good deals, maybe if they know it's you, you can get a deal supereasy.

I think you're right RL. I often get free table dances obviously since the dancers like me so much, don't you?

I disagree with the generalizations but do agree that strip clubs provide a sort of escape party fantasy atmosphere away from other places. I disagree (at least in my area) that the girls are really that much better looking than the general population. In fact if someone came out with a better fantasy escape environment that was more fun than strip clubs, I would go there instead. Maybe a sort of video arcade immersion like the holodeck version seen in the Star Trek shows. There just aren't too many places left where you can drink beer and immerse yourself in fantasy such as racing, shooting, etc. action video entertainment.

I read a few comments about people getting really upset about seeing a female breast during the half time show. I feel reassured that so many feel outrage at seeing the human body but show no outrage over routine killings, murders,etc. going on all the time. I heard over 4,000 are cut up and killed every day due to abortion alone. The breast must be more of a shock to church people than murder, now that's interesting. I guess many prefer to live life with blinders on and are just shocked when their world gets disrupted by something that is relatively insignificant in comparison to other things. I will say that was a stupid stunt though even if it didn't go as planned. Isn't it nice that church people are so focused on nobody seeing the human body rather than saving the 30 million unborn people already dead and counting? I guess everyone has priorities.

Looks like women run the newspaper there. All I'm going to say is if someone considers male bashing please substitute the word "men" with someone of a different race or background (in your head not aloud) and see if the phrase is completely inappropiate. Maybe then we can end this senseless bashing. and as a last comment, I heard it would be the end of days when women are in control, lol, maybe all of us violent senseless men will do nothing but kill ourselves off leaving only women left to rule. Then the human race is done.

A dancer trying to get more money even by reaching into someone's pocket certainly doesn't seem that unrealistic. Although any stripper with common sense and not in great need of cash would be stupid to even try it. I imagine the percentage of people doing this is probably as low as the general population of pick pockets. Especially since there is no need for it when most guys willingly give the dancers a little cash in exchange for dances. I have seen both types of dancers, the good and the bad, ones that would never steal and a few that cross the line.

Lol, RL threads are the funniest comments on here. He's kind of like a guy in an almost empty theatre shouting fire fire about 1 million times and he is about the only one who believes it. Although I can see how this can be quite annoying to those trying to watch the movie. On the other hand, I believe the police already know about him, (notice the crackdown with new (police) escort services in Houston). However even the police must have standards, they must have refused to bargain down the extras to $5 as being too close to free so RL got away.