A quote about CUSTOMERS' LOW SELF ESTEEM apparently written by a dancer

RL needs to try one of those escort services, I bet those new ones would offer him real good deals.

For many customers (actually the vast majority) this is true. Young, thin, and beautiful women are in very short supply (indeed, our society has become obese), and the attractive ones can't be spread out to serve the needs of all men. Our society of men is currently fixated on the "Playboy bunny fantasy," a fantasy which will never happen to the vast majority of men – that is, 90% of men want the same 10% of women, and (vice-versa) 90% of women want the same 10% of men – and the latter 10% of men are not strip club customers.

Strip clubs offer an opportunity for these lovelorn (fantasy-lorn) men to engage the company of a young attractive female. Strip clubs also allow older men – BORED WITH THEIR SEX-STARVED MARRIAGES – to spice-up their mundane life by engaging with another female with little risk of detection or threat to their marriage. They fear the financial losses and emotional turmoil associated with keeping a mistress, often leading to divorce – THE SUFFERING OF SEEING YOUR LIFE SAVINGS DEPART (UGH!!). Strip-club business would drop if American married men could safely take-on a mistress as a socially acceptable means for copping with their wives degenerating looks and waning (postmenopausal) sexual needs.

Strip clubbing works as long the customer keeps everything in perspective, remains emotionally aloof, and goes for transient entertainment only – DON’T GET INVOLVED EMOTIONALLY WITH THE STRIPPERS. The strippers are there to make MONEY not find friends, boyfriends, or husbands. With the proper attitude and realistic expectations, STRIP CLUBS CAN BE FUN.

well please

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