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shailynn

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1,329 posts by shailynn

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I was in the bookstore the other day.

And saw a book titled “how to solve 50% of your problems.” So I bought 2 of them.

shailynnVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 5

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Three Couples, Two Straight and One Gay

Three Couples, Two Straight and One Gay Three couples, two straight and one gay, are on a cruise when the ship gets hit by a tidal wave. The ship capsizes and they all drown and find themselves before St. Peter. The first…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 5

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SJG Datenight

Here's SJG mom picking up SJG's date. https://s2.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/ZxKjLuFwmezvf8soPEdUEA--/YXBwaWQ9eW15O3c9NjQwO3E9NzU7c209MQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/6e2e72fc862fc1e48bbde41a4de07296 He doesn't need Tijuana when he has babes like this.

shailynnVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 8

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How do you know a blonde has attempted to commit suicide?

There are bullet holes in the mirror.

shailynnVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 4

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Millennials are Swooping Up Nike Stock

Interesting Article https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/nike-apos-controversial-kaepernick-ad-200800254.html

shailynnVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 50

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Strip Clubs vs SA vs Trends

So we’ve all complained recently that it’s becomig harder to find hot strippers when compared to a decade ago. Is that because: A. More hot babes are sugaring and they don’t have to strip. B. This generation of strippers…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 8 18

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Russia.

A woman asked her husband what do you want me to bring for you when i come back from Russia? The husband said: I’ve heard that Russian girls are very pretty, bring one of them for me. After few weeks, the woman…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 2

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A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday.

A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if hes been to this club before. "Oh…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 6

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Stripper Pole * Nusery School = Awesome

Parents shocked after childrens nursery welcome back students with pole dancers https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/parent-shocked-after-childrens-nursery-welcome-back-students-with-pole-dancers-a3926511.html Think Juice is the “activities director” at this nusery?

shailynnVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 2

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Classic Joke

A Priest and a Rabbi fly with a class of first graders on a plane. Suddenly something happened and the plane is falling down. Rabbi: “We have only two parachutes! We need to jump!" Priest: "But what about all those kids?" Rabbi: "Fuck…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 7 9

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Reasons for Vacationing

Okay, strip clubs aside, and staying within the country, if you were to get away (your choice, not your wife, kids, etc.) what ranks highest on your list of reasons to go somewhere? (Please add something if I’m missing…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 28

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Found Another Stud for Juice or Papi

https://www.tuscl.net/profile.php5?id=633648

shailynnVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 6

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TUSCL FANTASY FOOTBALL draft tomorrow 9PM EST

Wonder who will win the divisions this year? LDK division and the SJG division.

shailynnVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 35

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Stand Up or Sit Down for the NFL

Man all I heard on sports channels this morning was the NFL. No political bullshit just predictions. Chargers gonna win their division. Titans gonna go deep in the playoffs. Steelers eliminated early. What are these…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 12

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Bernie Madoff Movie

So last night I finally had some free time and I sat down and watched the Bernie Madoff movie starring Robert DeNiro and Michelle Pfieffer. Decent movie but if you listen to this excellent audible “book” it appears the movie left…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 7

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San Jose Guy

So I just checked with Vegas odds and the over/under right now on how many goats San Jose Guy will fuck this week is 10 1/2. So what are you guys betting? Over or under??? Definite over for me.…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 9

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Jim Parsons Turns Down 50 Million for 2 more Years On Big Bang Theory

Really? Like you were making so much more money for those Intel Processor commercials. Juice would cut off a toe for 1/10,000th of that.

shailynnVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 12

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TUSCL Fantasy Football Update - Need 1 More

If you’re getting sick of my posting it, I understand I’m sick of posting it too. RIGHT NOW, TUSCL Fantasy Football League has 11 teams. I need 1 more person to join OR I have 5 slots left to make…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 4

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Who Is A Pathetic Loser?

Papi brought it up in another post about most of us being pathetic losers. What is the definition of a TUSCL pathetic loser? Is it: ANYONE that is paying for sex no matter how cool you are or how…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 5 39

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The Summer of TUSCL 2018: Juice vs The Strippers and Faux Strippers

And you thought Vince vs. Dougster was interesting...

shailynnVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 7

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Porn & Lawyers - Someone’s In Trouble

Lawyer Pleads Guilty to Porn Scheme That Made $3M http://newser.com/s263624 Amazing racket. Lawyers team up with porn producers and go after people who uploaded torrents of the porn films. They then sent letters to the people and urged them…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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Wine / Liquor Searcher

So from time to time we talk about alcohol on here. I found something new (well new to me at least) and wanted to share. I have trouble getting some limited releases on liquor, and if one of…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 2

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Long Lost TUSCL Memebers... Where Are They Now?

1. Slick Spic 2. Motörhead 3. Rech 4. San_Jose_Gay (best troll ever) 5. LMN (2nd best troll ever)

shailynnVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 15

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Getting Rid of Mid-Day Sluggishness

I guess I’m not 30 anymore but I’ve noticed I’m usually exhausted by 3:30 regardless of how calm or wild my day was. Any of you guys do anything to alleviate this? I don’t drink coffee and no…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 38

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Feel Good Friday

One of my favorite radio shows, Rude Jude on Shade45 on SiriusXM always has a segment on Friday’s called “Feel Good Friday, what are you feeling good about.” It’s hillarious, women calling in saying the finally got their period after being…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 5
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