Reviews by Chili Palmer
Submit a ReviewDirty's Topless Bar
3308 NW Grand Avenue
Phoenix, AZ 85017
Certainly Uncontaminated by Dancers (to borrow from Python's "Cheese Shop")
Arrived at Dirty's shortly after 12 on Saturday. Located near the Costco Business Center off of Grand and 33rd Ave, the parking lot is large and extremely pot-holed. Not the best part of town but…
3 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(minnow)
Jan 29, 2024, 3:23 PM
Bandaids Showclub
2548 N 7th St
Phoenix, AZ 85006
Saturday in the Dark, I think it was the 4th of July
Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon to see a couple of old favorites. No cover in the afternoon, Doorman will usually do ID scan and light pat down, but I don't have to. Long bar…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(mogul1985)
Jan 23, 2024, 11:16 AM
Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club
4716 N 12th St
Phoenix, AZ 85014
The difference is like, uh, night and day.
Arrived around 5:30 on a Thursday. Parking lot full, including 3 cop cars blocking the main way in, so I had to drive down the wrong lane and pull in to a spot by turning…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Heellover)
Dec 26, 2023, 7:52 AM
Crazy Girls Cabaret
1926 W Deer Valley Dr
Phoenix, AZ 85027
A Fun Place to Hang
Decided to change things up a bit and take the loooong drive to North Phoenix and try this club. 101 North then take the loop West to 19th Avenue, then about 3/4 miles north. It's…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Richard_Head)
Sep 23, 2023, 3:24 PM
Bourbon Street
2901 E Thomas Rd
Phoenix, AZ 85008
Another Saturday Night and I Do Got Some Money, Just No Dancers That I Wanna Pay
With apologies to Cat Stevens.
Had an opportunity to try BSC later in the evening (for me) and on a Saturday night. Wanted to see what I would find in terms of new dancers I…
5 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(GaseousClay)
Sep 11, 2023, 2:15 PM
Christies Cabaret
1675 W Baseline Rd
Tempe, AZ 85283
Incrementally Better
Because of its proximity to my work, I'm returning here a bit more often, though mostly it's just to pass the time, with the occasional lap dance partner found.
The details: large parking lot, located…
Aug 27, 2023, 3:25 AM
Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club
4716 N 12th St
Phoenix, AZ 85014
New Floor Plan, RIP to Part of the Wall
Before I get started, how incompetent must you be as a businessman to open a gun shop in Phoenix and have it close in less than six months? /smh
Okay, onto the news. Aside from a…
5 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Michael88332)
Jul 6, 2023, 4:37 AM
Bourbon Street
2901 E Thomas Rd
Phoenix, AZ 85008
The Anti-Chorus Line (Dance 3, Looks 10)
BSC is the quintessential example of the term "night and day," both metaphorically and literally. Dayshift is filled with dancers who understand the mechanics of a good lap dance, and know how to deliver time…
4 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(casey22)
Jun 22, 2023, 7:50 AM
Christies Cabaret
1675 W Baseline Rd
Tempe, AZ 85283
My Annual Pilgrimage to See if Anything Has Improved (Spoiler: Nope)
There is a club I go to in Phoenix where the posted lap dance price is $10 per dance on the floor seats. At that club, I pay $20 per dance because each and every…
6 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Harleymadison)
Apr 26, 2023, 5:06 AM
Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club
4716 N 12th St
Phoenix, AZ 85014
Lowdown on Hi-Liter
I've been going to couple other clubs than Hi-Liter lately after my Saturday golf. Mileage (and dancer quality) has been great at those other places, but I decided to mix things up and give HL…
9 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Chili Palmer)
Mar 14, 2022, 2:01 AM
Bourbon Street
2901 E Thomas Rd
Phoenix, AZ 85008
With Apologies to England Dan & John Ford Coley, Nights Are Forever Here Because the Laps Suck Ass
This review is just to encompass BSC at night. Day shift continues to employ gorgeous dancers who understand their role and allows for proper lapdances. Night shift, not so much.
Get the stat Nazi stuff out…
5 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(stripper_friend)
Jan 26, 2022, 12:42 AM
Chicas Cabaret
2802 N 35th Ave
Phoenix, AZ 85009
The Atmosphere was Chill...Literally!
This club can be easy to miss. Just south of Thomas Rd on 35th Avenue, the signage is small and the single driveway in is even smaller. Parking lot is cramped and spaces are tiny…
6 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Chili Palmer)
Oct 10, 2021, 5:18 PM
Dirty's Topless Bar
3308 NW Grand Avenue
Phoenix, AZ 85017
A Pleasant Surprise
Let's be clear: there is no reason for you to be in this part of town at night. Its proximity to the most violent crime zip code in Phoenix and the lack of anything but…
3 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(sexualchoc)
Sep 14, 2021, 1:48 PM
Christies Cabaret
1675 W Baseline Rd
Tempe, AZ 85283
Same Old Song & Dance
Now that everything is open again, I decided to do one of my semi-annual jaunts to CC's in Tempe/Guadalupe and see if anything had changed since my last visits.
CC's is located on Baseline Road…
4 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Hunter2019)
Apr 25, 2021, 3:51 AM
Bourbon Street
2901 E Thomas Rd
Phoenix, AZ 85008
Odd Change, but Good for PLs
So, a few changes at Bourbon Street. Same old, same old: no cover during the day, temp check required, bouncer escorts you to your table. Masks no longer required, though I wear one upon entry.…
7 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(azdd)
Apr 3, 2021, 12:28 AM
Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club
4716 N 12th St
Phoenix, AZ 85014
Home Sweet Home
Made it back to Hi-Liter for a second visit after the great Arizona unmasking.
Met at the door by the bouncer, who told me, "You don't need a mask here" and escorted me to my…
2 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(azdd)
Mar 31, 2021, 7:23 AM
Bandaids Showclub
2548 N 7th St
Phoenix, AZ 85006
Back in Black
Was at HL yesterday, tried my old stomping here today. Arrived 1-sh, parking lot was packed! Walked in, got a pat down but no ID check, which is less than common.
Front of the club…
8 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Hunter2019)
Mar 27, 2021, 1:13 AM
Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club
4716 N 12th St
Phoenix, AZ 85014
The Definition of TOFTT
First review of HL in almost 4 months...after visiting, no wonder there are no recent reviews.
Pulled in shortly after opening. I've been coming to this club for 25 years, often as either the first…
3 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Heellover)
Jan 16, 2021, 1:59 AM
Bandaids Showclub
2548 N 7th St
Phoenix, AZ 85006
Plenty of Milkshakes Bringing the Boys to the Yard
After the earlier posted review, I wanted to see for myself that BA was re-opened. So, after a visit to HL, I drove over to Band-Aids and, lo and behold, cars filled the parking lot.…
2 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(MackTruck)
May 30, 2020, 5:18 PM
Sugar 44 Cabaret
4420 E Thomas Rd
Phoenix, AZ 85018
Air dances on the floor...no joke
Made it to Sugar44 today, as promised.
For you pedantics: No cover, drinks $5 plus tip, $10 laps on the floor, $20 VIP dance, with a one time $20 wrist band purchase. 1 stage, dancers…
May 21, 2020, 4:05 PM
Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club
4716 N 12th St
Phoenix, AZ 85014
Hi-Liter Highlights From the Grand Re-Opening
Had a chance to stop by HL. First time I've been back since the week they turned the VIP seating to face forward and added a bazillion cameras. Wanted to TOFTT to get some real…
4 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(623)
May 20, 2020, 5:45 PM
Bourbon Street
2901 E Thomas Rd
Phoenix, AZ 85008
BSC is Open!!!
Bourbon Street is back and open for business!
I purposely "happened" to drive by BSC to see if it was open. As I drove west on Thomas, much to my delight and surprise there were…
6 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Longball300)
May 15, 2020, 5:42 PM
Bourbon Street
2901 E Thomas Rd
Phoenix, AZ 85008
Putting the "C" in BSC
Stopped by a few weeks ago on a Wednesday evening about 8:45, right before the 9 PM house dancer roll call. Parking lot was sparsely filled, walked in to pay the $7 cover charge. The…
4 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Papi_Chulo)
Oct 25, 2019, 1:31 AM
Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club
4716 N 12th St
Phoenix, AZ 85014
Apocalypse Now
Quick visit early Sunday afternoon to see if the rumors were true. No cover, no pat down, no ID check. Not many dancers working (less than 10), even fewer working the floor. Less than 10…
13 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Jascoi)
Oct 22, 2019, 6:23 AM
Christie's Cabaret Phoenix
44 N 32nd St
Phoenix, AZ 85034
Recon for y'all
Club is located on 32nd St and Washington, pretty much off the beaten path. You’re never “accidentally” driving by this place and decide to stop in. Parking lot is large, clean, well paved and marked.…
3 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(SaltyNuts)
Sep 28, 2019, 1:10 PM








