Certainly Uncontaminated by Dancers (to borrow from Python's "Cheese Shop")

Arrived at Dirty's shortly after 12 on Saturday. Located near the Costco Business Center off of Grand and 33rd Ave, the parking lot is large and extremely pot-holed. Not the best part of town but no cause for concern. In the daytime, there is no cover but you are given a decent pat down by the doorman. No ID check, IME.

As you enter, the main part of the club is to your left, with a series of high-top tables straight ahead and the bar intersecting those two sections. The stage is T-shaped, with top row chairs encircling it, then a series of regular tables behind them and satellite chairs along the far wall, with some small couches (I hesitate to use the term love seat in a SC). on either side of the stage and beneath the DJ Booth. Three widescreen TVs showing whatever sporting event ring the main floor, with a few more by the high top tables.

I've been here a number of times before, and, without a doubt, this club is used as much for eating a lunch or dinner as it is for dances. There are always customers here eating and talking in groups of 2 or 3, often with dancers hanging out with them. This is really a neighborhood bar with tits, in every meaning of the word. Sadly, today there were only two dancers present when I was there: Emma and Yummy. I'm sure both have fans, but neither were to my taste, and I did not get any dances from either. IIRC, floor dances are $10 each (I recommend moving to one of the far wall chairs to get them) and VIP dances are 4/$100 in a curtained off room. I may be off slightly on that number, but it is definitely in the vicinity. The biggest issue I have with their VIP dances is that the dancers make it clear a camera is watching, but also, the couches used in VIP are made of the scratchiest fabric possible and are harder than Jared from Subway looking at a copy of Boys' Life magazine.