Beats Driving Down the 101 @ Rush Hour

Don't often get up to north Phoenix, but since I was on my home from Sedona, I decided to stop in and see what was up. Parking lot is huge; you could probably fit every Pl's car from every strip club in it at the same time. Club itself is huge, though it seems like half the building is left unused.

Upon entry, greeted by a friendly bouncer, who wanded me down (no ID check, no cover charge at just before 4 PM). Asked if I needed any singles. I did not, so I left him a buck in the tip can and walked in. One main stage, tables scattered throughout, but the action is, apparently, at the bar. Almost all the tables were empty (except the ones occupied by dancers doom-scrolling on their phones), while the bar seats were full of chattering PLs and dancers. Waitress comes over, I get a Coke ($5 + tip).

Checking out the club, my first instinct is to tell Sheriff Bart from Blazing Saddles, "Here's where the white women at!" There's at least 12-15 dancers, all of whom are white, here. Various shapes and sizes, and many with aftermarket accessories (which is a plus for me). A tall brunette with D-cup fakies takes the stage, I go up and tip her and ask for dances. We go the main VIP area next to the stage, dances are $25/song in sorta but not really private booth/seats. Mileage is what I would consider BSC-lite. We do two dances, give her $60 and move on. I noticed one dancer with gi-normous natural boobs take the stage. I thought I'd seen her before, dressed in civilian clothes talking with a PL forever about 6 months ago, and hoped she was a dancer. She is, and I went to ask her for dances. You know how you can tell with certain girls if a dance is going to be great or poor even before you start? This one telegraphed everything as we waited for the next song to start in VIP by literally standing next to me as I was sitting. Yup, two very mediocre, hyper-limited contact dances later, I thank her and pay her. Le sigh. There's one more dancer I want to try out, and she is a little better than the other two, but, all-in-all, while friendly seems to be the operative word here, mileage, OTOH, is not to be found IME. Next stop, Candy Store.