Comments by ArtCollege (page 13)

Sweet Illusions in Springfield, OR does lap dances in a smallish room. No extras there, but it's fun to have a girl grinding on you while watching other hot naked chicks. Last time I was there a smoking hot girl was giving a hot dance to another guy. A few minutes after I left the lap area, she walked up to me and said she had seen me watching her. How about watching from up close? It was, in fact, a great dance.

Matches my experiences there.

I"m in a job where I can wear jeans or slacks; always slacks. Don't want the SO to ask why I'm wearing slacks today when I normally wear jeans. I like slacks that are thin and soft. Switched from briefs to boxers years ago, when SO wanted to get pregnant. I stick with boxers when wearing slacks, because I think it looks smoother (I tell the SO). In truth, boxers really help the LD experience. On the rare occasions when I can wear shorts, boxers under shorts enable very easy access. And I'm all about helping dancers have an easier time.

"Florida man ..."

TUSCL helps (I'm at 64 places) but the pre-TUSCL days are tough I estimated 35, so I'm claiming to be under 100. That means I'm not a perverted PL, I think. But there are a couple of joints in town I haven't been to, so maybe I'll get there.

I don't think there are any "extras" at Pandora's, because everything on the menu is normal; nothing is extra.

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How many lines of text depends on the width of the browser window. 17 sentences. Lacks all the info that a total newbie would want to know, but provides some good information, tells a good story (which I personally appreciate) and gives a lesson for us all. Thanks for approving Bama, GTC, Prime and Harder.

Re Thor: After a wild orgy at Valhalla, the god Thor woke up next to a cute valkyrie he didn't recall meeting. He introduced himself, saying, "I'm Thor." The valkyrie replied, "You're Thor; I'm tho thor I can hardly pith."

I avoid one club in town because good friends of the SO and mine live right around the corner. Too easy for them to see me as they drive by.

Good review.

Higher end clubs, better looking girls, nicer environment downtown, generally. Lower mileage. Good lucking girls at Club 205, Sassy's, but low mileage. Really skanky mileage opportunities Club Skinn and Tommy Too's. Dive bar lottery Scarlet Lounge, Shimmers. Look at a map. I feel safe anywhere in daylight or early evening. Around 2 am, stay away from any club east of I-205. Your out of state carry license is not valid in Oregon, and you don't want to hang out at eastside clubs unarmed.

oops., NiceSpice is right. I was thinking San Antonio. Sorry. Don't go to Tiffany's.

What are you looking for? Beauty, extras, fine environment, cheap beer? Are you limited to one part of town, or open to anywhere in the area?

I think Tiffany's might be an option. See my review from about two years ago.

Yeah, but $8 is too much for a Red Bull. $480 for 30 mins without extras must be just right.

"3. There are 2 variants of girls you will find a) Plump ( about 30 % ) b) Slim and busty ( 20 %) c) Medium figure and Medium bust ( 50 %)" Reminds me of the old joke: There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who know math, and those who don't.

I checked on google, and this looks like your best bet: 12:10 PM – 2:52 PM Spirit 1h 42m MSP–DTW Nonstop $165 round trip

I once told a dancer I liked "I'm ready for some variety. Who would you recommend?" She knew I would like a little more than she usually offered. She introduced me to another dancer saying, "He's a good guy. Treat him right." The new dancer wasted no time putting her hand down my pants. When it was all over, I tipped the first dancer for the recommendation.

I'm getting tired of Clubber's copy and paste comments. Very useful info in the review.

Was your wallet in your pocket, or did you take it out and set it down with carkeys and phone? I cannot imagine my wallet leaving my pocket without me noticing.

I like to cover up. some places girls will help with that, but some places you're supposed to stayed zipped. In those, I head to a stall when I arrive or just before I'm ready to get dances. Position can make a big difference. A stroke down the leg can work, or cowboy against upward position. Try them all. Don't be embarrassed to say "give me a moment to adjust myself." Sometimes it just happens. Sometimes the dancer helps it happen. In that case, I add a tip. And sometimes I just want a bit of arousal and no LDK.

Scrub, I understand your suspicion, but no club manager in the country is smart enough to be able to write that well.

International travelers know it as Russian.

I believe. In this club, I once started a dance at a time, and the gal offered fs for 160. I said how about Billy Joel for 100. She said, hell, and stuck it in pussy. I gave her 100 and she was happy. As was i. So someone used to asswork taking it for 220 is believable.