The Fast & the Furious (or "Herbie Rides Again!")

After a few months hiatus I made a return trip to Jr's recently on an early weekday afternoon. Upon arrival there was no doorman to greet you but any regular or previous visitor knows the score. $15 non-alcoholic drink minimum. I opened the door and walk in and there's one girl on stage. Never seen her before but she's stacked like I like 'em. Her name was "Gigi," and is Dominican. I'm talking THICK in all the right places. Pretty face. Decent rack. Great ASS. Had to be at least 45 inches.

Bartender puts the salt & pepper shaker in front of me indicating I have 2 drinks coming. Eventually "Gigi" gets down from stage and joins me. Some small talk here and there. Suddenly an old GFE emerges. One of the veterans "Ashley" was back. Had not seen her in some time but was there on that day. She immediately came over and inserted herself into the conversation. Almost dominating it. "Ashley" is in her 40s and maybe older but looks good. Enhanced breasts and ass but small waist and a cute grill. Wears a wig for some reason and its obvious, especially during private lap dances in back as I could recall. But whatever. Seemingly sensing she might lose me "Gigi" stands up from the bar stool and softly places her hand on my steering wheel and asks if I would be interested in going for a spin in the back. Not one to rush and having just arrived and noticing more Women were arriving, I politely declined for the moment but assured I would be interested to partake in (p)leather couch activities later on. Not taking a "Maybe later," much less a "No" for an answer, she continued to "raise the flag" until it reached the top of the "flagpole." While she was " negotiating" I replied by tipping her simultaneously. Like I described she had a really nice "bumper" & body work and my hands were appreciating the fine exterior with conviction.

The bartender had stepped away towards the opposite side of the bar. Ashley was doing her thing on stage while Gigi kept "driving stick" and going 80 on a 35mph highway. All of a sudden, "Gigi" takes her other hand and pulls open my "glove compartment." She was blocking Ashley's view as well as the bartender. None of the other girls had come out yet. No sign of the bouncer anywhere. So the opportunity for some extra "fun" was there. Upon the motor revving up "Ashley" decides to make her way over for some more small talk. Simultaneously, "Gigi" is "playing around" down below under the bar and out of view of the bartender and "Ashley." Who probably know what's going on but play along. While "Ashley" is yapping away about one thing or another, big booty "Gigi," who had been facing me while I held onto her wide seat for dear life, proceeds to turn around and parks her bumper against my long black limousine, nice - and - slow.