Comments by someyoungguysomeyoungguy

funonthaside, recalling the body language of the security guard, I'm pretty sure it was "a."

Might need to check out this place again!

Which three other clubs would these be?

A shirt long enough to cover the front of your pants. And pants with a button fly. For easy access.

Well, I haven't been there since before the pandemic, so I'll believe what you see. Do you patronize other WP clubs? Have you seen them anywhere else?

This very well-written and informative. Thank you.

Wonder if the old standbys like Autumn and Shy are back.

Thanks for the support and the advice, gentlemen!

Baby Dolls basically should be on the National Register of Strip Clubs. I whipped it out there once and didn't get caught, but she didn't touch it. Never been to Chicas Locas, but next time in the Metroplex I will.

And that euphemism sounds like the dumbest thing in the world. Just call it a blowjob. Now, when a stripper's going down on me, I'll be humming "Piano Man" to myself. I'm of the thinking that law enforcement is already onto any place that they deem is soliciting illicit services; they don't need TUSCL. Besides, look at that ominous line at the bottom of every page. "Everything on this site should be considered a work of fiction." We're all authors, don't you know?

Hope you liked it!

You're welcome. I've been thinking about going back to school, and now I know I have the fortitude to bang out a thesis.

Thanks! I try to work on my writing!

Do me a favor, and this isn't really a recommendation: Go to Egoist. It's the only one I've ever been to, but I can't really tell you how good it is because the price was too steep for me. And yet I wanted to see what it would be like. Go ahead and read my review on my 2009 trip. Maybe that will help.

Railed her twice? Who are you, John Holmes?

As a native who's had to pull back due to funds, I have to admit I haven't frequented the downtown clubs for a while. If you're into looks, Seville's probably your best bet (have yet to go into the Rhino). If you want to see pussy and drink alcohol, drive down to the King of Diamonds in Inver Grove Heights; the talent is usually nice. For action ... yeah, good luck with that. Dream Girls during the day was probably my best bet, and they cut their hours to begin at 3 during the week (although that may have changed for the Final Four. And my favorite is BJ's, which is basically Cheers with tits. Nothing happens, but the girls are usually good-looking, and you don't have to pay a cover. But given that the Twin Cities is traditionally been low-mileage, yeah, I think it's wise to bring your sexy fuck girl with you. I kind of want to see a picture!

OK. I thought it was some 4chan code word or something.

Actually, that was for Papi_Chulo. IfIGottaBeDamned, I appreciate you clarifying that you don't have anything for me.

Huh. OK. Thanks for the information.

I want to say 2000 and 2007.

Thanks for all of your advice. I'll let you know.

So, uh, the answer I guess is no?

I have never explicitly planned a vacation only to survey its strip clubs. But when I'm deciding on a city to take a vacation, it's one of the main considerations. Does that make sense?

They are not important. In fact I find them kind of distracting. But yes, if there is an important game on or if I come across a score that I find interesting, I will whip my head away from the stripper to catch that, unfortunately.

You got it just about right, minnow!