RIPOFF STRIPPER, RIPOFF CLUB -- STAY AWAY!

I need to write this review of PT’s Centerfolds so soon after my previous one (which apparently does not extend my VIP credit, but that’s OK) because I feel the need to alert all you TUSCLers about getting screwed out of my money. Please let my experience be a warning to all of you if you step foot in this joint.

So I went into PT’s (this is the one on Galena, although there is another PT’s in the Denver area) last week just before my flight home. I decided to go with this personable stripper who seemed like a down-to-earth girl. She was going to get dinner after her stage set was over, but she delayed that dinner because I took her to the lapdance area in the back where, after paying ten bucks for a wristband that is good all night, I got three dances from her for $100, a customary price point there.

Or so I thought. Once we got to the end of our second dance, she said we were done. No, I said, she was mistaken. We then had a bizarre, tone-changing argument of whether she danced three songs for me or just two. And this led me to storm out of PT’s, never to return.