So I've been visiting a strip club in my city for about the past 5 years that features full friction lap dances, and a lot of the girls (not all), are OK with / help me cum in my pants. The first time I ever went there I was new to the club experience, and I got this slim brunette dancer with large natural breasts. After a couple of dances, she got down on her knees, fully nude, and started grinding her stomach / chest on my groin. She was talking dirty and making really good contact. I quickly popped, seeping through my jeans and her lap cloth and leaving a wet spot on her tummy. At that moment I felt embarrassed and freaked out a bit. But she laughed and said "you ruined my cloth" and "next time you should warn me".
Right after that experience I've been addicted. About half a dozen times a year, I smoke a big bowl weed, edge a bit to some porn, head to that strip club, find a girl that I like, and get her to dance on me until I bust (tapping their ass a bit, and pushing them away as I pop).
One thing that's made the experience better as I've practiced this routine more has been figuring out the ideal outfit to make the dry-humping, grinding, and over the pants cock stroking that they do feel as good as possible.
The set up that I’ve refined over the years is the following:
-For the bottom, I go commando, and wear a pair of thin nylon jogging pants, that are all black, logo-less, and slim fitted. This comes close to giving a "naked" feel, and the slim fit and black color make it seem as if I might be wearing jeans or dress pants when I walk into the club at night time. -For shoes, I wear a pair of men's boots that have sort of dressy look on the outside, and a padded wool layer on the inside. These are the most comfortable shoes I have that aren't sneakers. -For the top, I wear a light weight cotton sports jacket / dress shirt hybrid. This choice accomplishes a couple things: -First it has deep pockets in the front where I can place my phone, wallet, keys etc. This allows me to avoid having anything in my pant pockets, making the lap dance experience much better -Second it gives me a bit of dressy look, that signals I'm there to spend money. This helps bring strippers over to come sit down and talk to me for a bit, making it a little easier to gage which ones will get the job done -The soft fabric of the light weight sports jacket is also nice in that its not constricting like a regular sports jacket / suit, and I can feel really loose and relaxed
Wondering if any of you guys have come to similar conclusions about what to wear at the strip club, or if you have different set ups that you find work well.
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