The ideal outfit for lap dances?
Poli647
Right after that experience I've been addicted. About half a dozen times a year, I smoke a big bowl weed, edge a bit to some porn, head to that strip club, find a girl that I like, and get her to dance on me until I bust (tapping their ass a bit, and pushing them away as I pop).
One thing that's made the experience better as I've practiced this routine more has been figuring out the ideal outfit to make the dry-humping, grinding, and over the pants cock stroking that they do feel as good as possible.
The set up that I’ve refined over the years is the following:
-For the bottom, I go commando, and wear a pair of thin nylon jogging pants, that are all black, logo-less, and slim fitted. This comes close to giving a "naked" feel, and the slim fit and black color make it seem as if I might be wearing jeans or dress pants when I walk into the club at night time.
-For shoes, I wear a pair of men's boots that have sort of dressy look on the outside, and a padded wool layer on the inside. These are the most comfortable shoes I have that aren't sneakers.
-For the top, I wear a light weight cotton sports jacket / dress shirt hybrid. This choice accomplishes a couple things:
-First it has deep pockets in the front where I can place my phone, wallet, keys etc. This allows me to avoid having anything in my pant pockets, making the lap dance experience much better
-Second it gives me a bit of dressy look, that signals I'm there to spend money. This helps bring strippers over to come sit down and talk to me for a bit, making it a little easier to gage which ones will get the job done
-The soft fabric of the light weight sports jacket is also nice in that its not constricting like a regular sports jacket / suit, and I can feel really loose and relaxed
Wondering if any of you guys have come to similar conclusions about what to wear at the strip club, or if you have different set ups that you find work well.
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What strip clubs offer is basically just gimmickry to separate marks from their money.
What you want instead to do is to focus on the girl and to be seeing her outside. In the club you want to get her off script ASAP and try to get a Front Room Feel Up And Make Out Session going. Front room maximum, back room maximum, and regular beddings after that.
SJG
Sergei Rachmaninoff: Piano Concerto No. 3 | Khatia Buniatishvili (piano), Neeme Järvi (conductor)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLpufG9s…
Schumann: Klavierkonzert ∙ hr-Sinfonieorchester ∙ Khatia Buniatishvili ∙ Paavo Järvi
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Zubin Mehta, Khatia Buniatishvili, Israel Philharmonic - Schumann, Op. 54 (without crickets)
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Piano Duel - Yuja Wang vs. Khatia Buniatishvili
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I've never before clicked on one of your links to music. But Rachmaninoff caught my eye because, well, who doesn't appreciate Rachmaninoff? And I gotta say, that woman on the piano is fucking beautiful. Her facial expressions look like she's having an orgasm while she plays. As a child I was forced to take piano lessons by my mother. I hated playing, but I was in love with my teacher, she was so hot. I quit after 5 years because she got married. I was eleven.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jbHbDen…
SJG
The rest of the attire other than pants isn't very important for me. As a black man I find I'm automatically not approached as often as my white or Asian counterparts, no matter how well I'm dressed. It used to bother me at first, but now it doesn't. Her approaching me isn't the ego stroke it used to be when I was a newb. Not being approached as often allows me to look over all the girls in the club and see who my favorite is. Then I can just give them good eye contact when they walk by and it's on. Or if that doesn't do it, simply march right up to her while she's standing unattended.
Shein cargo pants. They look good but the material is really thin. They'd be good if you're into ldks and want to be stylish.
I dress in pro club...tshirt and basketball shorts and vans. All black. To the club and still get attention
SJG
^^^ Yes. They work well for me. Commando too.
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School of Rock
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"Yet another discussion about strip club attire"
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SJG
And pants with a button fly. For easy access.