The ideal outfit for lap dances?

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Poli647
So I've been visiting a strip club in my city for about the past 5 years that features full friction lap dances, and a lot of the girls (not all), are OK with / help me cum in my pants. The first time I ever went there I was new to the club experience, and I got this slim brunette dancer with large natural breasts. After a couple of dances, she got down on her knees, fully nude, and started grinding her stomach / chest on my groin. She was talking dirty and making really good contact. I quickly popped, seeping through my jeans and her lap cloth and leaving a wet spot on her tummy. At that moment I felt embarrassed and freaked out a bit. But she laughed and said "you ruined my cloth" and "next time you should warn me".

Right after that experience I've been addicted. About half a dozen times a year, I smoke a big bowl weed, edge a bit to some porn, head to that strip club, find a girl that I like, and get her to dance on me until I bust (tapping their ass a bit, and pushing them away as I pop).

One thing that's made the experience better as I've practiced this routine more has been figuring out the ideal outfit to make the dry-humping, grinding, and over the pants cock stroking that they do feel as good as possible.

The set up that I’ve refined over the years is the following:

-For the bottom, I go commando, and wear a pair of thin nylon jogging pants, that are all black, logo-less, and slim fitted. This comes close to giving a "naked" feel, and the slim fit and black color make it seem as if I might be wearing jeans or dress pants when I walk into the club at night time.
-For shoes, I wear a pair of men's boots that have sort of dressy look on the outside, and a padded wool layer on the inside. These are the most comfortable shoes I have that aren't sneakers.
-For the top, I wear a light weight cotton sports jacket / dress shirt hybrid. This choice accomplishes a couple things:
-First it has deep pockets in the front where I can place my phone, wallet, keys etc. This allows me to avoid having anything in my pant pockets, making the lap dance experience much better
-Second it gives me a bit of dressy look, that signals I'm there to spend money. This helps bring strippers over to come sit down and talk to me for a bit, making it a little easier to gage which ones will get the job done
-The soft fabric of the light weight sports jacket is also nice in that its not constricting like a regular sports jacket / suit, and I can feel really loose and relaxed

Wondering if any of you guys have come to similar conclusions about what to wear at the strip club, or if you have different set ups that you find work well.

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RockAllNight
2 years ago
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skibum609
2 years ago
I dress like I just shopped at LL Bean, in the dumpster out back.
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rockie
2 years ago
Golf attire works for me.
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Takemymoney
2 years ago
I second what rockie said. I have golfed once in my life but own 7 pairs of golf shorts. The thin flexible feel allows for every touch/blow to be felt. With a polo you look like you’re not a bum and still comfortable.
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Warrior15
2 years ago
I do most of my clubbing in south Florida. It's hot down here all the time, so everyone wears shorts to just about everything . I've acquired some that are real soft and thin for the activities.
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MackTruck
2 years ago
I wear da MC Hammer pants

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Get da gold ones and dey think you are rich like me and get $5 lapperz all day long
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psycho_trick
2 years ago
i'm good with sweats. take off my shoes for comfort, and strip down to a wife beater for increased skin on skin contact.
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wallanon
2 years ago
There's no judging on TUSCL. Actually there's lots and lots of judging on TUSCL, but I'd like to request a temporary ceasefire so we can all consider what the OP says he wears to the club.

Where's lapdanceking82 when the thread he's been waiting for shows up?
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misterorange
2 years ago
Are you kidding me? It doesn't matter what I wear because I whip it out as soon as the curtain closes.
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san_jose_guy
2 years ago
Poli647, I take it that you are a fairly new member here. Some people go along with your type of thinking but others do not.

What strip clubs offer is basically just gimmickry to separate marks from their money.

What you want instead to do is to focus on the girl and to be seeing her outside. In the club you want to get her off script ASAP and try to get a Front Room Feel Up And Make Out Session going. Front room maximum, back room maximum, and regular beddings after that.

SJG

Sergei Rachmaninoff: Piano Concerto No. 3 | Khatia Buniatishvili (piano), Neeme Järvi (conductor)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLpufG9s…

Schumann: Klavierkonzert ∙ hr-Sinfonieorchester ∙ Khatia Buniatishvili ∙ Paavo Järvi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jbHbDen…

Zubin Mehta, Khatia Buniatishvili, Israel Philharmonic - Schumann, Op. 54 (without crickets)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwK6LV2g…

Piano Duel - Yuja Wang vs. Khatia Buniatishvili
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPMzQBFa…
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misterorange
2 years ago
^^ SJG

I've never before clicked on one of your links to music. But Rachmaninoff caught my eye because, well, who doesn't appreciate Rachmaninoff? And I gotta say, that woman on the piano is fucking beautiful. Her facial expressions look like she's having an orgasm while she plays. As a child I was forced to take piano lessons by my mother. I hated playing, but I was in love with my teacher, she was so hot. I quit after 5 years because she got married. I was eleven.
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san_jose_guy
2 years ago
Khatia Buniatishvili, she's hypnotic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jbHbDen…

SJG
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TFP
2 years ago
@OP I don't go commando when getting dances for the very thing that happened to you in your first dances you described. Like you said, some girls are cool about you cumming in your pants, some aren't cool with it. What turns even the cool ones off is when they get any fluids on them. Going commando and wearing those type of pants, your almost guaranteed to have leakage. I wear thin shorts but I also wear boxers that absorb most of the cum so nothing leaks out. There's been plenty of threads about this subject, much to the disdain of those members that frown on the act of cumming in your pants (nicknamed LDK here).

The rest of the attire other than pants isn't very important for me. As a black man I find I'm automatically not approached as often as my white or Asian counterparts, no matter how well I'm dressed. It used to bother me at first, but now it doesn't. Her approaching me isn't the ego stroke it used to be when I was a newb. Not being approached as often allows me to look over all the girls in the club and see who my favorite is. Then I can just give them good eye contact when they walk by and it's on. Or if that doesn't do it, simply march right up to her while she's standing unattended.
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Icee Loco (asshole)
2 years ago
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7979…

Shein cargo pants. They look good but the material is really thin. They'd be good if you're into ldks and want to be stylish.

I dress in pro club...tshirt and basketball shorts and vans. All black. To the club and still get attention
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Papi_Chulo
2 years ago
Wouldn't water-resistant pants/shorts work for the LDKers?
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san_jose_guy
2 years ago
FRMOS, then and only then do you invite her to the back room.

SJG
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SirLapdancealot
2 years ago
"Wouldn't water-resistant pants/shorts work for the LDKers?"

^^^ Yes. They work well for me. Commando too.
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bang69
2 years ago
who cares about what cloths people wear. hen the curtain closes it's gp time.
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Tiburon
2 years ago
I wear silk straight leg pants a condom and form-fitting elastic t-shirt. Love these girls know I mean business cuz they will know that this D is down for anything LOL. well almost anything; no butt stuff
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Icee Loco (asshole)
2 years ago
Tiburon that sounds straight outta tge 90s.
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Dudecreeping
2 years ago
stylish swim trunks but cut out the lining .. they dry fast. pajama pants that look like sweats.. aka the perv pants.
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san_jose_guy
2 years ago
Buying Dances is a Chump's Game!

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SJG

School of Rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdWq4w8D…
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azdd
2 years ago
I’ve seen guys in surgical scrubs, and it occurred to me that they are super thin and would feel great, but if they are that usual pale green color, they would also show any fluid discharge pretty clearly. LDK is not as common for me these days, but I wear poly blend black shorts from Costco, and always go commando. The shorts I have also have a zipper on the back pocket which keeps my wallet from sliding out (it’s happened before!). I take the fob off my keys and stick it in another zippered pocket so there is nothing in front to interfere with my dancers gyrations on my lap. If you do have an LDK moment, whether planned or not, black shorts or pants are best for hiding the big wet spot!
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gammanu95
2 years ago
Just as Tijuana and HK discussions were given their own board, Founder should create a separate board called:

"Yet another discussion about strip club attire"
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san_jose_guy
2 years ago
^ these guys are not talking about how to dress nicely. They are talking about dry humping uniforms, perv wear.

How about these new female condoms, get your girl in that and you in nothing?

https://www.getthefacts.health.wa.gov.au…

SJG

avatar for someyoungguysomeyoungguy
A shirt long enough to cover the front of your pants.

And pants with a button fly. For easy access.
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