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11 years ago
Duv. Qapla'
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11 years ago
Thx DrPhilDude...that cheered me up :-)
But why didn't you share the song you PMed me about? You know...the one you and RickDugan slow dance to every night? It is really really coo-el!
See...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX_gvhDdkCs
But thanks for making me feel better. Just lay off the creepy PMs...ok dude?
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11 years ago
Rick...I'm really sorry. You can see how sad I am. You are clearly a near genius and your opinion means so much to me. That is why I keep dragging your name into things. I have one thing to say to you in apology...Qo', qatlh vIq nuch
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11 years ago
Blood wine. SuvwI' HIq
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11 years ago
Yep Juice...the more you deny it the more I know it is you! It is so cute that you've managed to get Rick digging you again. I am having so much fun getting THAT into people's heads. But remember...if Rick didn't HATE me for encouraging your other persona he wouldn't be supporting you.
Im starting to warm up to this persona though...I really dig how all of your detractors are just sucking your metaphorical cock.
But seriously dude...let's hurry this up. I'm enjoying myself but I getting a bit tired. Why don't you try to switch things up. Come up with another theme. Ooh...how about calling me a fag (American usage). That never gets old. I'll reply by calling you a fag (British usage) 'cos it will blow everybody's mind!
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11 years ago
Don't worry guys...my next review will be better. I plan to write it in Klingonese but if you can understand the review it will unlock all the secrets of the horny horny girls for you.
Keep bumping this thread guys. I completely value everybody's opinion!!! This is the perfect venue to share.
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11 years ago
Cool lowpaw...pump ol' Juice..oops TDHQ...up. He really needs the ego boost. Poor guy just needs to be the center of attention.
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11 years ago
But jabdude...you didn't get far enough in to learn that your time is a piece of wax falling on a termite that's chokin' on the splinters.
Truer words have not been sung.
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11 years ago
Oh Juice my friend....I know what you're tring to do. You just want to argue with yourself so your detractors will keep sucking your cock. Dude, I'm laughing at 'em too. But trust me...you NEED to kick the TDHQ character up a notch if you want to keep your TDHQ fan base. You've already lost RickDugan. Soon you're going to lose ol' Cambydude. I know that guy is boring and a bit of a dullard...but he'll eventually see through your ruse! But what the hell dude...KEEP TRYING!
Or bring back Betty. He could troll me and he is a lot funnier!
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11 years ago
Fuck...I just HAD to bump this thread. Pootie was one of Juice's best characters. Fuck yeah!
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11 years ago
C'mon my brothers! Keep bumping this thread. Juice...oops...TDHQ...wants our attention. Let's give it to him!
Personally, I really want Juice to either bring back an intelligent but hostile character, like LordxBetty, or kick TDHQ up to the next level. C'mon Juice...points for getting your biggest detractors to suck your cock. But you've already lost Rick Dugan. I have no idea what Camby is droning about but you're going to lose him if you don't kick TDHQ up a notch
I still wonder how you're going to end TDHQ. My favorite au revoir was Pootie's!
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11 years ago
You know...Ellie May Clampit would be a great pornstar name. Fuck yeah!
www.youporn.com/watch/8626559/not-the-beverly-hillbillies-parody/
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11 years ago
Yep...ol' Tittyfag is now living in a van down by the river giving blow jobs for $5
Wait...the dude would dig that. And he's so frickin' ugly nobody would pay him $5 for a BJ. Probably catch some disease from that dude too.
But man that dude can write reviews! FUCK YEAH!!! I mean really...I was going to go to go to the Great Alaskan Bush Company 'til he told me that it had nothing to do with George H W Bush -or- Dubya and that Sarah Palin didn't work there. Choice intel. If Juice...ahem TDHQ...tries to fuck with him I will so call him on that. Nope, the TDHQ character better not fuck with Tittyfag 'cos that would be over the line.
Right Juice?
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11 years ago
I bet the TDHQ character is going to claim his favorite song is the Green Beret song...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5WJJVSE_BE
Of course, we know Juice's actual favorite song is
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GuqB1BQVr4
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11 years ago
RickDugan has complained that I play the straight man but encourage trolls from the other side of my mouth.
Well, as a public service I spelled out how he can keep Dougster from trolling him. But it can only be explained in Klingonese. Just learn some Klingonese and you'll solve your problem.
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11 years ago
Hey guys...let's keep bumping this thread! Juice will really dig us embracing his TDHQ character. I think there are directions he can take TDHQ that will be frickin' funny!
QAPLA'
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11 years ago
Yo Juice...you're getting repetitive. Im ok with you highlighting perfectly serviceable reviews of mine...I wouldn't want folks going to the Cafe Risqué expecting too much...but if you really want to be a good troll inject some genuine hostility. For example...
bISeH'eghlaH'be'chugh latlh Dara'laH'be'
If you spoke Klingon your testicles would jump right back into your body!
Regardless, I still say LordxBetty is funnier. Why don't you troll me with Betty?
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11 years ago
But gator dude...SnackDude needs some game to get what he wants! Plus, cops can arrest you for picking up hookers if you ask 'em for sex in Klingonese. Look it up...it is in the constitution. The second amendment actual confers the right to bear bat'leth.
Klingon warriors are for more formidable than you gun nuts. One o' you cranky ol' gun nuts draw on a Klingon warrior and he's all tugh qoH nachDaj je chevlu'ta' on yo' ass!
Fuck yeah!!!
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11 years ago
But gawkerdude...did ya float plastic monkeys on fruit in yo' PURPLE HAZE? Wait...purple haze is vodka, grape juice, and LSD. That shit is coo-el.
I was going to drop some blotter with a ex and she decided to dissolve it in rum and diet coke with little bits o' lemon and lime in it. Each of us had to drink about two liters of the shit to get high...but brother we got HIGH. Rented Listzomania at the video store. Nothing like Roger Daltrey playing Franz Listz flying a heavenly pipe organ that shoot frickin' lasers.
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11 years ago
Yo Juicebro...I'm still not sure about your TDHQ character. I like the break from the pseudo-Ebonics. And I dig the fact that you've got some of your biggest detractors sucking your metaphorical cock just by being hostile.
That said the TDHQ character really isn't that funny. Bring back LordxBetty. He was funny as shit. Some hostility level as TDHQ but portrayed as much smarter.
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11 years ago
Yo my Jabthehut www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE
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11 years ago
Another good trick is to walk around speaking Klingonese. For example, look for a pretty girl and say "Suvlu'taHvIS yapbe' HoS neH". You will get LAID 'cos chicks dig Klingon shizzle.
Jus remember, potlhbe’chugh yay qatlh pe’’eghlu’.
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11 years ago
POCKET CHANGE. Fuck yeah!
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11 years ago
I dug this drink called the TOP HAT when I was a university student. We had a plastic top hat and you put everclear and some cheap red fruit punch from a supermarket in the hat. Then you throw some fruit in (ya gots ta be all healthy an shizzle like dat) and we had little plastic monkeys and stuff that we floated in there. Drink enough and it will FUCK YOU UP.
Another option is PLUM WINE. You take vodka and put in plums and sugar. The next day you will have a hangover from hell and shits that can clog the toilet. It is even better if you eat some really hot chile. Maybe some scotch bonnets.
Try it my brothers. I know Juicy J is going to chug plum wine after eating a pound of ultra hot Jalapeños. Tomorrow he'll have a vision induced by that shit...you'll share the experience, won't ya Juicebro?
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11 years ago
Dude...don't listen to these PLs. Wanna lose yo' virginity? Buy a bucket o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay then go to a bus stop. When you see a pretty girl whip yo' schlong out. If she screams back off. Don't want too come on too strong. But if she seems okay with it you should then say "yo beyotch...what say you suck my ding a ling after I put a drumstick up yo' tight little asshole?"
Trust me...you will get LAID!!! Works for me all the time. Plus you get fried chicken.