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• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  RickDugan has complained that I play the straight man but encourage trolls from the other side of my mouth.
  
  Well, as a public service I spelled out how he can keep Dougster from trolling him. But it can only be explained in Klingonese. Just learn some Klingonese and you'll solve your problem.
• 23cambyman

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  11 years ago

  Where is txtittyfag at? I haven't heard from him in a while...
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  Sure hope tittyfag wasn't short treasuries today. That would have smarted him pretty good.
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  Yep...ol' Tittyfag is now living in a van down by the river giving blow jobs for $5
  
  Wait...the dude would dig that. And he's so frickin' ugly nobody would pay him $5 for a BJ. Probably catch some disease from that dude too.
  
  But man that dude can write reviews! FUCK YEAH!!! I mean really...I was going to go to go to the Great Alaskan Bush Company 'til he told me that it had nothing to do with George H W Bush -or- Dubya and that Sarah Palin didn't work there. Choice intel. If Juice...ahem TDHQ...tries to fuck with him I will so call him on that. Nope, the TDHQ character better not fuck with Tittyfag 'cos that would be over the line.
  
  Right Juice?
• BigTuna1

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  11 years ago

  Hell yea
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  We need more reviews in Klingonese! What will happen if I beam down to Jacksonville with bat'leth in hand and I want to find the best club. Will Rick Dugan's detailed reviews help me? Maybe it will if I have my universal translator. But what if I don't? Will the Jax sheriff's office take kindly to a warrior like me? Or will I have to slay them like I've slain my former friend Juice...oops, TDHQ.
  
  Please...more Klingonese! Qapla' qaStaHvIS tIq SuvwI'
  
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Zip...your a crazy mofo : )