I want a refund! Part Duh

Boys and girls, let it never be said that I didn't give to the cause. Here is another review that you can plug in almost anywhere, particularly if other reviewers have said that the quality of girls has gone down:

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I used to be a big fan of [Insert club name here], but it has gone downhill recently (IMHO).

Like almost all strip clubs, there was always a heterogeneous set of girls. But there used to be a good set of hot girls who were pretty sweet and nice to talk to. I haven't really found a similar set of girls lately. I enjoyed the dance I got from a slightly older dancer -- can't remember the name -- but it wasn't stellar.

There has always been a Denny's with naked chicks vibe at [Inser club name here] -- ok when there are really hot girls, but hard to take otherwise. Perhaps there are better nights/shifts. But I can't really recommend

If you are driving through, don't expect [Insert nearest higher mileage city] style contact.

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You're welcome everyone. If you are just too lazy or broke to really visit a club and just want to mail one in, like this guy obviously did, here ya' go! :)