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10 years ago
@GoVikings, it is totally plausible that LMN functions pretty well at work. After all, the only drugs he can actually afford is some stems that have been cut with cilantro and his primary work responsibility is not putting his hand in the hot oil used to make the curly fries.
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10 years ago
^^^
On the Klingon homeworld it is a good day to die!
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10 years ago
I dig Gawker's stories. Do watch out with the drugs though, I'd hate to see you sent up the river.
LMN dude seems to be trying too hard. There is a genteel aspect to Gawker's twisted stories. LMN's stories just come across like a sad dude who works fast food and lives in his parents' basement telling stories about being an American psycho. Give your character some charming quirks Mr. LMN. Here's an idea...make the LMN character INCREDIBLY flatulant. Include some fats in your stories...they will serve to humanize the LMN character.
As usual, do whatever you want. But trust me -- farty LMN will be a much loved TUSCLcharacter. At least as loved as Pootie!!!
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10 years ago
LMN dude, you crack me up. You should say "per se" more. If your character overused "per se" it would be a charming character quirk that will reduce his overwhelming dickishness. Trust me on this one.
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10 years ago
@mikey -- but, but, but...I'm don't think our bud LMN feels that it is hip to be square.
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10 years ago
Stupid iPad autocorrect... "Hell, throw Rob Ford in there"
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10 years ago
@steve229. Not fair. Some of us remember Trudeau as well. What with all the hangin' out at Studio 54 and dating Geraldo Rivera and such. Wait...that was the politician's wife. And she hooked up with Geraldo?!! EWWWW!!!
Seriously though, I'd recommend Doctor Phil reflect on whether a father would prefer his daughter bring home an admirable and pricipled politician like Douglas or an old perv like him. Hell, through Rob Ford in there. And Juice. I think the ranking would be:
Douglas > > Ford ~ Juice > Doctor Phil (the TV psychologist) > DoctorPhil (TUSCL poster)
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10 years ago
I'm beginning to like this LMN dude. He is not breaking character at all. However, this story could go anyway. It could be a wacky, wacky yarn or the fantasy of a butthurt dude that had a negative interaction with a bouncer.
Of course, one expects a rich fantasy life from a dude that lives in his mother's basement and works in fast food under his manager, Mr. McGee. LMN dude...you better watch out! If your mother catches you posting on a site frequented by pervos she might kick you out of the house. You wouldn't want to end up like Juice...livin' under a freeway overpass!
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10 years ago
Right on PredragDude.
I'm continuing to watch more Surface and fuck if she hasn't already stripped down to bra and panties for a swim and she just bent over and showed of that amazing cleavage. Sometimes the things that delighted me as a teenager still delight the fuck out of me as an adult. Nothing like some good clean fun watchin' a hot chick with big titties bounce them titties while she runs and then bends over and shows groovy cleavage!
And SofaDude...you're true royalty for finding those celeb movie archive shots. WEEE-YAWWW!!!
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10 years ago
Jack my man...this is NOT the BagBoyDude. No way this dude makes as much as ol' James. I mean really, how much do you leave in the Burger Barn tip jar? Now compare that to the tips that the BagBoyDude gets when he helps old ladies out to the car.
Plus, I hear that James sometimes makes a lil' XXXtra by lettin' the lonely old ladies snack on some James sausage once he loads up their car. You think LMN has that kind of mojo?
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10 years ago
LMN dude, you're not going to be much longer for the world unless you get down on your knees and start pleasin' Jesus!
www.southparkstudios.com/clips/103761
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10 years ago
Fuck yeah Mo-head. And the chick who plays her is frickin' funny too www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEIOlAKjv4s
If only she liked to show tits and bush. WEEE-YAWWW!!!
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10 years ago
Dude, you should totally have Dr. McCoy give you a shot of cordrazine tomorrow. That stuff can practically wake the dead.
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10 years ago
@sharkdude -- don't forget tips. I think ol' Mr. McGee lets all the kitchen staff split whatever is in the tip jar at the end of the day! LMN be takin' it in!!!
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10 years ago
You da man MrDeuce...you da Deuceman!!
Check this shit out http://geteducated.tumblr.com/post/13582143262/thatdogsblog-lake-bell-nude-scene-topless-in
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10 years ago
Good catch MrDeuce. I can't tell left from right when I'm lookin' at the Lake Bell TIT-TAYZ!!! WEEE-YAWWW!!!
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10 years ago
And LMN-dude, you wouldn't want your boss, Mr McGee, to catch you gettin' a BJ from a cheap ho back in the kitchen. That dude you has told u that he doesn't like your kind, 'cos you're a bit 2 easily. If he catches u doing something close 2 nothing but different from the day before he's going 2 fire your ass.
Hold out for the hooker with the raspberry beret. When she comes in she'll walk in thru the out door.
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10 years ago
LMN my man, I understand that having your knob polished while you work sounds really coo-el. However, you have to be really careful. You might spill hot oil from the curly fries on her head. Or are you frying up the hash browns at that hour?
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10 years ago
Comedy by Crazy Joe, D.Phil Scatology FUCK YEAH!!!
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10 years ago
Frickin' coo-el. Lake Bell in a bikini fixin' a boat. How did this series not become a hit?
Well...to be fair, it might have been better if she had done the scene topless. Damn network TV. If I were running the networks chicks with amazing racks would be allowed to show their tits as often as the plot requires. And I'm sure that I could come up with plots that require lots o' showin' o' the TIT-TAYZ!!!
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10 years ago
And Sippy dude...Lake Bell's titties ain't a work of fiction... http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Lake_Bell
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10 years ago
Sippy my friend, you're nothing like LMN. That dude works fast food and makes up stories 'bout drugs and hookers. You live in a van down by the river and pay crack hos in XXXtra KRIS-pay chicken. Wait...are you implying that you make up stories 'bout living hard?
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10 years ago
Now now SippyDude...mellow out my man. Smoke some kind bud and jack it as discretely as possible, seeing as you're now sitting in the public library.
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10 years ago
Don't take it too seriously Fanky. I think joker44 ignores a lot o' folks. I'm probably on his ignore list. I feel soopah sad 'bout that...NOT!
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10 years ago
OMG. Juice is Beetlejuice. Say his name enough time and he manifests himself.
Welcome back Juice...cough...Doc_Hollerday...cough. Hope the sandstorms weren't too hard on ya!