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10 years ago
No. I log on to TUSCL for some laughs but don't have time to post elsewhere.
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10 years ago
Tip what you can afford dude. Higher stage tips can get girls' attention, so if you see a girl you dig tip extra.
Regardless, if you go to the club you're there to be entertained. Tips are the cost for said entertainment. Pay for the entertainment you're getting. If the place sucks you should bug out rather than stay without tipping.
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10 years ago
I'm with Mikey. Russian or other former Warsaw Pact hotties. WEEE-YAWWW!!!
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10 years ago
Oops.., "humored by"
And I find the #LeakForJLaw move more humorous. The Fappening itself is kind of creepy. But still, I find JLaw uber-HAWT so I have to admit that I looked...
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10 years ago
I've done two girl private shows. In one I asked the girls if they would make out and it was pretty hot. 'Til the sluttier one (well, most overtly slutty in the strip club context) referred to the other girl as her sister. Later she said it wasn't true. Who knows. But the vibe got kind of creepy at that point.
BTW, two girl privates are not as much fun as you would think...twice the money for roughly the same attention.
Back in the mid-90s in Abq NM the Icehouse (now long closed, if I recall from my last trip to NM) had full penetration lesbian shows on stage. Double-headed dildos and carpet munching, oh my! DJ used to tell dudes to wad up dollar bills and try to hit the girls on the ass. Claimed it was 7 years of good luck to hit a lesbian on the asshole with a wadded up dollar bill.
The amount of money on stage was truly astounding.
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10 years ago
Would it be in poor taste to speculate whether she stripped at Adelita's back in the day? (say, the 1905-is when she was a hot 18-year old señorita).
Probably. But it isn't like other shit on TUSCL is politically correct. Let's just hope she continues her long life and remains in good healt for a 127 year old woman!
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10 years ago
Without Durka Durka Mohammed we would not have the totally real video of Emma Watson taking Dobby the Elf's cock up the ass. I know that shit is real but the only guy with the guts to put it out there is a plucky lil' goatherd named Durka Durka Mohammed.
And Durka Durka dude...if you're reading this I have one thing to say:
Please release the butt plug pics of Jennifer Lawrence that you have. I would be SO HAPPY if I could see them!
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10 years ago
This is totally unfair to the good Muslims out there.
Take Durka Durka Mohammed for example. Dude was born into a poor goat herding family but now he entertains by posting totally real pictures of HAWT female celebrities doing really coo-el shit.
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10 years ago
^^^
Clubber dude...is that an admission that you are Juice? Or an accusation that steve229 is Juice?
And I know that neither of you is that idiot Bonesbrother. So -- counting myself -- that means there are at least four posters on TUSCL. I can live with that.
And Clubber, since you've been outed a the uber hacker source of the images I have one thing to say:
I would be SO HAPPY if you posted a pic of Jennifer Lawrence using a butt plug.
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10 years ago
^^^
CJ really loves his toilet.
CJ dude...you go to Jack in the Box dude. Then eat the shitty food. Then clog their toilet. Clog it like a motherfucker! Shit!
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10 years ago
Oops.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=axDtj2bSduM
Enjoy!
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10 years ago
True dat Juiceman
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10 years ago
^^^
@Londonguy -- the brown sauce is classy shit. If I've learned nothing else from Red Dwarf I've learned that.
You want ketchup? -- Red Dwarf
http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DaxDtj2bSduM
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10 years ago
Right on mikeya02!
Juice, dude, are you abusing meth right now? Because that post of yours was edging into San Jose Guy territory.
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10 years ago
^^^
Unless they're just technical virgins. You know, slutty chicks that take it up the ass and give lots of head until they are finally deflowered in the afterlife by some douchebag in a suicide vest.
I might blow myself up for an eternity with anal lovin' hotties. The kind I can walk up to and say "Allah says give me a rimjobbie! WEEE-YAWWW!!!"
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10 years ago
I get your rationale, but I've always been iffy on the desirability of 72 virgins. The prophet Mo should mix it up a bit. You know, 40 virgins, 20 strippers, 10 pornstars, and two chicks that would make Rick James say "you're a bit too slutty for me". You want some slutty chicks around to teach sluttiness to the hot virgins.
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10 years ago
^^^
Mo-head points out a good one with "A nice place to visit". "The After Hours" was pretty creepy until you find out the woman is a mannequin on vacation.
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10 years ago
^^^
@johnsmith69 -- who is your prophet?
I thought you followed your long lost relative Joseph. To thebest of my knowledge he didn't behead anyone.
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10 years ago
Au contraire jerikson40 dude.
Chicks always orgasm with me. Every time I tip.
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10 years ago
I am so looking forward to the "how to get OTC" video.
I bet it starts in a KFC where Juice is purchasing a bucket o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay.
I'm sure it's a hoot and a half!
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10 years ago
^^^
I don't know about that jerikson40 dude.
Slick's advice is good overall life advice, and I encourage alabegonz to follow it, but I think steve229 asked an important question relevant to this specific situation.
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10 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
I'd vote to ditch the male strip clubs and swing clubs, but I don't see the massage parlors and lingere shows as hurting anybody, as long as they are identified as such (which they are). Many dudes that strip club also use those.
For clubs abroad I wouldn't change anything.