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10 years ago
Perhaps there were hidden depths in the statement above that I didn't appreciate. Or maybe you've decided to be a fan o' the brown eye (but only on chicks...right dude?)
Of course, the main reason I posted this was 'cos i found the whole thing funny.
BTW, is it gay if a chick puts something up your ass?
(I'm leaving lopaw out of this 'cos she is gay, and there ain't nothing wrong with that. This is really directed at the dudes that might or might not dig the assplay)
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10 years ago
Oh I see...
>>>On the other hand, if all he said was "fuck her right in the pussy", I'm not sure what the problem is. We all love to fuck them bitches in the pussy, so why is that a bad thing to say? If he said "fuck that bitch up the ass", then yeah, I can see someone might get a bit queasy."<<<
So you weren't including yourself in the queasy group? Coo-el.
Guys...did y'all hear? Jerikson40 dude is now a fan of the brown eye!
But only on chicks, right jerikson40 dude?
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I'm glad the clarification helped. No converting of roofer groupies to powder...check!
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Jerikson40 dude says...
"On the other hand, if all he said was "fuck her right in the pussy", I'm not sure what the problem is. We all love to fuck them bitches in the pussy, so why is that a bad thing to say? If he said "fuck that bitch up the ass", then yeah, I can see someone might get a bit queasy."
Why so little love for the brown eye? I can understand a straight dude not wanting to fuck another dude (though the topic does seem to come up a LOT). But what wrong with fuckin' a chick up the asshole? (aka asswhole if you're the Juiceman)
"But I don't understand the reference to roofies and cheetos. I hate Cheetos, BTW. I don't know what roofies are. Or is it that date rape drug?"
^^^
This shit is hilarious. HI-LAR-EEE-OUS. Yeah...jerikson really believes that roofies are roofer groupies.
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10 years ago
^^^
Steve, are you trying to tell this stranger goodbye?
Let's get serious and help nas52 out. Remember the magic food whose name we dare not speak? If the dude follows the link and brings some of that shit to the club....WEEE-YAWWW!!!
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10 years ago
^^^
Don't worry Capri dude. TUSCL loves ya. Even the dudes that have you on ignore. They just don't know it yet.
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10 years ago
Well, first you read this:
http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/518171
Now, if you bring some of the finger-lickin' goodness described above I swear to God that you'll get sex for free in any stip club. There will be at least one chick that succumbs.
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10 years ago
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Slick dude, back in the day I went to this outdoor festival in Telluride with the Allmans, Hot Tuna, David Grisman, etc. I trusted my buddy to buy tickets and said I'd repay him when I got there. Mistake -- my buddy was a stoned Deadhead and he spaced.
But we scalped tickets from some stoned hippy basically at face value when we got there -- so score! Dude put two hits of acid in with the tickets as a surprise. Dropped that shit and I was so fucking high I couldn't figure out how to roll a doobie.
It was like "I have weed in a bag and these rolling papers...if I put together fun ensues...but how the fuck does that work?" My buddy was no help. He had no idea what was going on.
So I asked some hippies sitting on hay bales to help me out. We all had a good time smoking weed and watching the show. It rained on the sexy hippy chicks and there nothin' like pit hair and wet hippy dress. I think the afterlife for good folk will be Uncle Jerry leading a festival filled with slutty hippy chicks twirling in the rain while expanding your mind on acid. Fuck yeah!
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10 years ago
^^^
Exactly what a bodhisattva would say. Or is it? Mu.
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I hear that Frito-Lay will be releasing a roofie flavored line of Cheetos soon. Juice gave 'em the idea.
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10 years ago
C'mon Dougsta...you know, foodies are folks like Juice who focus on the quality of their dining experience.
I'm sure the Juiceman hits the restaurant a and they are already bringing him his favorite wine (Boone's Farm with an extra shot of Everclear) and a fresh bag of Cheetos. Then a bit of the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay for the entree.
The Juiceman is quite discerning. He swirls that Boone's Farm and sniffs deeply, salvors the Cheetos, and is highly demanding with respect to the chicken.
#sausage.fingers
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10 years ago
Juice! Juice! Juice! #sausage.fingers
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10 years ago
@clubber - I was actually thinking of "trying to hit exactly 420 replies". At least I think I was. Who knows...I was all stoned and shit when I wrote that.
Wait...what the fuck are we talking about?
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10 years ago
Meat dude...you gave a very reasonable tip.
You should give he an amount of money appropriate for the feeling you get when you have a stickypants.
Don't pay attention to the joyless dudes that can only cum if they've eaten a bottle of Viagra, a pound of green M&Ms, and a plate of raw oysters before having a transsexual do shit to them that is only discussed in Lou Reed songs. They're just jealous that you and LDK can get "the Stickypants" from a lapper alone.
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10 years ago
+100 Slick
Don Knotts fuckin' ROCKS!!!
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10 years ago
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Yes Steve dude...I too am amazed.
However, my chicken fart strategy is quite manly. That's the strategy that ol' SuperDude dude should use!
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10 years ago
Will do Slick.
I think we should try to get as many threads as possible to 420 replies and then stop. Imagine how hard that would be if we were all fuckin' stoned.
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10 years ago
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Hmmm...jerikson40 dude, are you saying you're a bodhisattva?
Coo-el.
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10 years ago
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Well jerikson dud...butt plugs are used because some people enjoy them.
But I've got you down on the list as "doesn't dig the brown eye". Don't worry dude, we'll make sure you don't see that shit.
What are your feelings about chicks that give sloppy rimjobbies?
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10 years ago
Do not do it Steve dude. You'll end up taking her to rehab and she'll say "I get bored in rehab...could you help me get an X-box up my ass?"
You don't want to deal with shit like that. Gawker is a professional.
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10 years ago
I've seen some pretty fucked up shit on here but...wow...just wow!
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10 years ago
11. Sausage fingers
12. The Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay
13. Tupelo honey
14. Greasing the bouncer
15. WEEE-YAWWW!!!
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10 years ago
Coo-el...we've got a Juice-Aravas showdown.
Aravas dude, its true. Juice is fuckin' crazy. He'll rub his sausage fingers all over your face and you'll pass out from the fried chicken smell. Dude could take down a pro linebacker with that move.
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10 years ago
Or you could have fun with it. Make a fart noise and then say "wait...did you...ooh yeah...that's frickin' disgusting. Your fart smells like you went out for KFC and only ate the skin from, like, a whole bucket of extra crispy".
If falsely accusing her of chicken farts doesn't work, just say "Since you're so into fried chicken how 'bout I get a drumstick and shove it up your asshole? I call it the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay treatment?"
If that doesn't scare her off I'm not sure what I'd do. Maybe then I'd try the crazy shit that sclvr5005 recommended.
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10 years ago
Nothin' hotter than Christian rock