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10 years ago
Dougsta...she ain't bad. But I'd dig a lapper from this chick:
http://vimeo.com/4849372
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10 years ago
You're a twisted dude Aravas.
Glad you've specified that it is fiction. Hopefully it'll be Juice style fiction and not TDHQ type fiction. No joke...that dude was FUCKED in the head. Remember the shit about Dougster chaining women to his radiator. I'm all for fun and games and joking around...but he wrote that shit like he was seriously into it. Fucked up!
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10 years ago
^^^
10. That thread went on for more tha a year and it was the WEIRDEST thing I ever read on here.
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10 years ago
9. For the uninitiated https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=23534
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10 years ago
7. LYFAO with me?!!!
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10 years ago
Yes...actually I did. Or, more accurately, I ALMOST got a Klingon lapper once.
I dropped acid with one of my buddies many moons ago. I did so without telling my girlfriend so I called her to tell her I wasn't coming home. She was unhappy, but the acid was hitting us and my bud didn't want to hear me discussing the issue with my girlfriend. So he pulled the phone from my hand, unscrewed the bottom of the headset, and threw it out the window. Not sure how he dealt with fixing the phone when he came down.
We went out and had a choice of a bowling alley, a karaoke bar, a strip club, and a lesbian bar to go to. Karaoke would have gone badly. I almost broke a lane bowling. So we hit the strip club. I swear the chicks looked Klingon. They danced AT us...very aggressively. Yes...it was the acid. I almost lost it. So we ended up playing pool with drunk lesbians.
Good times...good times!
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10 years ago
Please add. Be normal, be weird, whatever...but be Alucard!
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10 years ago
No Steve dude...I just took Klingon so I could become a successful trader in Kivas and Trilium. Do you know how much you can make for Trilium on the Terran black market.
But my heart belongs to Tulu for I am neither alive nor dead.
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10 years ago
BTW Steve dude...
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
;-)
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10 years ago
^^^
True dat Steve dude.
In an effort not to sound like LMN (BTW, I wonde what that crazy kiddo is up to) I'll just say that I'm being intentionally a bit vague because where I went to university is beside the point for the crazy character I mostly play.
OK, OK...it's Miskatonic University - go fighting fish people! I sold my soul (and sole) to Cthulu for my $500K a year salary.
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10 years ago
Joking aside, I have some sympathy with dress codes. I fucked around a lot and mostly focused on weed and girls. But I also received excellent high school grades and attended a selective university.
Ultimately, students should be challenged and pushed to learn. Slutty clothes may not be that big of a deal at one level, but the do shift the focus. Now the clothes in the link hardly look slutty, so the school is being a bit ridiculous. But that doesn't mean the whole idea of dress codes is ridiculous.
We just had a thread about atrocious grammar, spelling, and "text-speak". The cited material was indeed more than just slipping up because the posts on here are simply for fun. Nor were they affectations. Perhaps the author of the post that Jack (IIRC) reprinted should have paid more attention in school. Installing respect for the educational system is important.
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10 years ago
Maybe the schools should set up a stripper training program. Basic courses like pole work and booty shakin'.
More advanced courses might include "bein' cool with dudes that jizz in their pants". LDK could be the instructor!
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10 years ago
To be fair, I don't think that Kato was in danger. The danger was really to OJ's ex-trophy wife.
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10 years ago
Seriously dude...what d'ya think? Nekkid chicks.
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10 years ago
The mints that the bathroom troll hands out after you take a whiz...they're dee-lish!
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10 years ago
Juice dude, you can always do what the BagBoy does...piss yourself.
If you do it in a restaurant they sometimes give you free food to get you the fuck out. Win-win. Wet dick and free food.
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10 years ago
^^^
@dougsta -- uber or zipcar? The subway?
Those are rich dude forms of transportation.
A real bag boy dude would construct a makeshift squeegee from a stick and the windshield wiper of an abbandoned car. Then he would walk into traffic offering to squeegee for $1.
When cars stop to allow him to squeegee, he jumps on the hood and shouts an address until the car drives him where he wants to go.
I won't lie, there is some danger of being arrested doing this. Don't be too threatening. Be a bit gross so the driver just wants to get rid of you. For example, don't say "I will kill you -- C I L L U -- unless we go to the club -- D A K L B -- at 666 Mockingbird lane". That's too hostile and the creative spelling of "kill" actually makes you seem like you might attack them.
No...you should say "please sir, I've only had dumpster KFC today and I might lose bowel control if you don't take me to the sexxxy club at 666 Mockingbird lane".
Free ride to the club and no valet parking costs.
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10 years ago
@steve -- not a thing. Not a fuckin' thing.
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10 years ago
+1 for red handed Steve dude
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10 years ago
Coo-el Juice Lion. I always knew you were a foody!
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10 years ago
I concur. Bring back pictures!
Shark dude...imagine the sexy alien stripper chicks you could post.
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10 years ago
I'd go with B
When I was a university student I always wanted a combo of BJ and fireworks. Firing off a Roman candle one firing bottle rockets. Coo-el shit.
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10 years ago
Seriously Juice dude -- you live in Asheville. Can't you find some better food?
Ingles Deli is coo-el, but the "Live Mas" cup...really?
Have you been to Luella's BBQ? I bet you dig BBQ and that place has some good sauces. And grab some of the hush puppies -- I would say "they're not good for you but they taste great" but fuck that. They're tasty!
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10 years ago
As long as we have no delusions about ourselves.
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10 years ago
I'm sure the celeb gossip is a plus though.
In my case, they get some groovy groovy discussion of sci fi and comic books.
I bet a sugar baby would dig your alien tales.