Reviews

56 reviews by chitownlawyer

Pony T's

Sauget, IL

I go to this club about...

I go to this club about once a month, but usually don't post about it because, frankly, not much changes here. (As in, I was first here for a bachelor party in 1990, and I…

17 yrs ago

Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield

Springfield, IL

I get to Springfield often enough...

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

I get to Springfield often enough that I stop in DV every year or so to see if it has gotten any better. It hasn't. The typical dancer at this club has is thin white girl, 20-25,…

17 yrs ago

Chicago Club

Tijuana, BC

This club has a reputation of...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

This club has a reputation of being dead until about 10-11 pm., and my visit at 8:00 pm corroborated that reputation. When I stuck my head in, there were a couple of bored dancers…

17 yrs ago

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

Hong Kong is like a glitzy...

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

Hong Kong is like a glitzy US gentlemen's club, complete with about five stages, customer seating on three levels, and a bathtub in which girls take baths and do shaving cream shows. The girls tend…

17 yrs ago

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, BC

I have been to this club...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

I have been to this club about six times. On this visit, the club was not up to its usual lofty standards. A gringo going to this club is likely to be overwhelmed…

17 yrs ago

Kappa Men's Club

Kappa, IL

This was a follow-up visit to...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

This was a follow-up visit to a visit I made in February. I think it was largely due to choice of dancer, but my experience at this club was much less enjoyable than the first…

17 yrs ago

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, LA

I was at this club at...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

I was at this club at about 2:00 on a Monday night/Tuesday morning. Business was extremely slow throughout the Quarter, and there was hardly anyone in the club. A couple of dancers had put…

17 yrs ago

Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club

New Orleans, LA

I was here on a Monday...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I was here on a Monday evening. Cover was free; I was literally dragged in by a pretty young "girl next door" dancer. However, as soon as we got in the club, she had to…

17 yrs ago

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, IL

Having spent seven years in Urbana...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Having spent seven years in Urbana as a student, back in the horse and buggy days, I was shocked to discover that Urbana has not one, but two, strip clubs, and this one is actually…

17 yrs ago

Tropical Bar

Tijuana, BC

I'm not quite sure what the...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I'm not quite sure what the prior reviewer meant about "taxi" dances. I have been here four times in the past year, and each time, the girls have danced with me for free. In fact,…

17 yrs ago

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, IL

My patronage of strip clubs has...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

My patronage of strip clubs has plummeted since I started taking trips to the whorehouses of TJ. However, on a recent Friday afternoon, after a long week, the "beast was on the prowl", and I…

17 yrs ago

Pony T's

Sauget, IL

There were two notable things about...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

There were two notable things about my visit on the afternoon of Saturday, 7/12. First, very unusual for a visit to a strip club, at 45 years, I may have been the youngest customer in…

18 yrs ago

Tropical Bar

Tijuana, BC

Like most nightclubs in the Zona...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Like most nightclubs in the Zona Norte, this is a bordello more than a strip club. I have heard that there is a show about three times a day, but I have been in the…

18 yrs ago

Kappa Men's Club

Kappa, IL

I was here on February 20,...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

I was here on February 20, a Wednesday evening, from 10:00 to midnight. The club is in the middle of nowhere (actually in Kappa, IL, population 150, about ten miles north of Bloomington, pretty…

18 yrs ago

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, IL

I visited this club on January...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

I visited this club on January 21. The place was basically dead from 10:00 pm to midnight, with a lot of pissed off dancers, and too many waitresses. News of the Statewide indoor…

18 yrs ago

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, BC

I was here on Monday, 1/14....

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

I was here on Monday, 1/14. First, a formality...I will again state my position that this establishment should not be listed on this site, as it is a bordello, and not primarily a strip club,…

18 yrs ago

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, FL

I spent about 45 minutes at...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I spent about 45 minutes at this club on New Year's Day while waiting from a flight from the Tampa airport, which is about two miles away. The club is in a remarkably upscale…

18 yrs ago

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, AZ

I was at this club the...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I was at this club the night of November 13. It is a small club, and a little on the cramped side. Cover was $9 on a Tuesday night. There are two "stages", although…

18 yrs ago

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, IL

PT's--Sauget is my local club of...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

PT's--Sauget is my local club of choice. However, last night (actually, earlier this morning), insomnia, doubtless resulting from the pangs of conscience that follow twenty year of practicing law, drove me to PT's at the…

18 yrs ago

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, IL

I had not been in Dollie's...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I had not been in Dollie's for almost a year, but it is like the "old reliable." There is virtually no turnover with the staff, and very little among the dancers. Some of the…

18 yrs ago

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, TX

I was here on Monday, July...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I was here on Monday, July 30. I asked the cabbie to take me to Baby Dolls...he said that Baby Dolls was closed, and recommended this club (I later found out that Baby Dolls…

19 yrs ago

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

This is the best strip club...

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

This is the best strip club that I have been in. The girls are gorgeous, with 8s and 9s predominating. The cover is cheap, at $3 on weeknights. Drink prices appear to be…

19 yrs ago

Pony T's

Sauget, IL

I was here on Thurday, 5/10....

★★★★★★★3.0/10

I was here on Thurday, 5/10. I had last been to this club in 1990, and it appears that there has not been any improvement or maintenance to the club since then. The place is…

19 yrs ago

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, BC

I am rating this place as...

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

I am rating this place as what it is--a whorehouse--rather than as what it is not--a strip club. There is a small stage where some of the better looking girls dance later in the…

19 yrs ago

Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield

Springfield, IL

I was at this club during...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

I was at this club during the evening of November 2, while on business in Springfield, our lovely state capital. As such, this club was a "target of opportunity" for me, and under no…

19 yrs ago