Reviews by chitownlawyer

I go to this club about once a month, but usually don't post about it because, frankly, not much changes here. (As in, I was first here for a bachelor party in 1990, and I…

I get to Springfield often enough that I stop in DV every year or so to see if it has gotten any better. It hasn't. The typical dancer at this club has is thin white girl, 20-25,…

This club has a reputation of being dead until about 10-11 pm., and my visit at 8:00 pm corroborated that reputation. When I stuck my head in, there were a couple of bored dancers…

Hong Kong is like a glitzy US gentlemen's club, complete with about five stages, customer seating on three levels, and a bathtub in which girls take baths and do shaving cream shows. The girls tend…

I have been to this club about six times. On this visit, the club was not up to its usual lofty standards. A gringo going to this club is likely to be overwhelmed…

This was a follow-up visit to a visit I made in February. I think it was largely due to choice of dancer, but my experience at this club was much less enjoyable than the first…

I was at this club at about 2:00 on a Monday night/Tuesday morning. Business was extremely slow throughout the Quarter, and there was hardly anyone in the club. A couple of dancers had put…

I was here on a Monday evening. Cover was free; I was literally dragged in by a pretty young "girl next door" dancer. However, as soon as we got in the club, she had to…

Having spent seven years in Urbana as a student, back in the horse and buggy days, I was shocked to discover that Urbana has not one, but two, strip clubs, and this one is actually…

I'm not quite sure what the prior reviewer meant about "taxi" dances. I have been here four times in the past year, and each time, the girls have danced with me for free. In fact,…

My patronage of strip clubs has plummeted since I started taking trips to the whorehouses of TJ. However, on a recent Friday afternoon, after a long week, the "beast was on the prowl", and I…

There were two notable things about my visit on the afternoon of Saturday, 7/12. First, very unusual for a visit to a strip club, at 45 years, I may have been the youngest customer in…

Like most nightclubs in the Zona Norte, this is a bordello more than a strip club. I have heard that there is a show about three times a day, but I have been in the…

I was here on February 20, a Wednesday evening, from 10:00 to midnight. The club is in the middle of nowhere (actually in Kappa, IL, population 150, about ten miles north of Bloomington, pretty…

I visited this club on January 21. The place was basically dead from 10:00 pm to midnight, with a lot of pissed off dancers, and too many waitresses. News of the Statewide indoor…

I was here on Monday, 1/14. First, a formality...I will again state my position that this establishment should not be listed on this site, as it is a bordello, and not primarily a strip club,…

I spent about 45 minutes at this club on New Year's Day while waiting from a flight from the Tampa airport, which is about two miles away. The club is in a remarkably upscale…

I was at this club the night of November 13. It is a small club, and a little on the cramped side. Cover was $9 on a Tuesday night. There are two "stages", although…

PT's--Sauget is my local club of choice. However, last night (actually, earlier this morning), insomnia, doubtless resulting from the pangs of conscience that follow twenty year of practicing law, drove me to PT's at the…

I had not been in Dollie's for almost a year, but it is like the "old reliable." There is virtually no turnover with the staff, and very little among the dancers. Some of the…

I was here on Monday, July 30. I asked the cabbie to take me to Baby Dolls...he said that Baby Dolls was closed, and recommended this club (I later found out that Baby Dolls…

This is the best strip club that I have been in. The girls are gorgeous, with 8s and 9s predominating. The cover is cheap, at $3 on weeknights. Drink prices appear to be…

I was here on Thurday, 5/10. I had last been to this club in 1990, and it appears that there has not been any improvement or maintenance to the club since then. The place is…

I am rating this place as what it is--a whorehouse--rather than as what it is not--a strip club. There is a small stage where some of the better looking girls dance later in the…

I was at this club during the evening of November 2, while on business in Springfield, our lovely state capital. As such, this club was a "target of opportunity" for me, and under no…