chitownlawyer

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Reviews by chitownlawyer

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  15 years ago
  Pony T's

  60 Four Corners Ln East St Louis, IL 62207
  I go to this club about...

  I go to this club about once a month, but usually don't post about it because, frankly, not much changes here. (As in, I was first here for a bachelor party in 1990, and...
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  15 years ago
  Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield

  3220 Lake Plaza Dr Springfield, IL 62703
  I get to Springfield often enough...

  I get to Springfield often enough that I stop in DV every year or so to see if it has gotten any better. It hasn't. The typical dancer at this club has is thin white girl,...
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  16 years ago
  Chicago Club

  Av Constitución 414 Zona Nte., 22000 Tijuana, B.C. Mexico
  This club has a reputation of...

  This club has a reputation of being dead until about 10-11 pm., and my visit at 8:00 pm corroborated that reputation. When I stuck my head in, there were a couple of bored...
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  16 years ago
  Kappa Men's Club

  906 Dixon Ave Kappa, IL 61738
  This was a follow-up visit to...

  This was a follow-up visit to a visit I made in February. I think it was largely due to choice of dancer, but my experience at this club was much less enjoyable than the...
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  16 years ago
  Adelita Bar

  Calle Coahuila 1841, Zona Nte. Tijuana, B.C. Mexico
  I have been to this club...

  I have been to this club about six times. On this visit, the club was not up to its usual lofty standards. A gringo going to this club is likely to be...
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  16 years ago
  Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

  Calle Coahuila 2009 Zona Nte., Tijuana, B.C. Mexico
  Hong Kong is like a glitzy...

  Hong Kong is like a glitzy US gentlemen's club, complete with about five stages, customer seating on three levels, and a bathtub in which girls take baths and do shaving cream shows. The girls...
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  16 years ago
  The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

  727 Iberville St New Orleans, LA 70130
  I was at this club at...

  I was at this club at about 2:00 on a Monday night/Tuesday morning. Business was extremely slow throughout the Quarter, and there was hardly anyone in the club. A couple of dancers had...
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  16 years ago
  Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club

  423 Bourbon St New Orleans, LA 70130
  I was here on a Monday...

  I was here on a Monday evening. Cover was free; I was literally dragged in by a pretty young "girl next door" dancer. However, as soon as we got in the club, she had...
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  16 years ago
  Silver Bullet Bar

  1401 E Washington St Urbana, IL 61802
  Having spent seven years in Urbana...

  Having spent seven years in Urbana as a student, back in the horse and buggy days, I was shocked to discover that Urbana has not one, but two, strip clubs, and this one is...
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  16 years ago
  Tropical Bar

  Calle Coahuila #2004 Tijuana, B.C.
  I'm not quite sure what the...

  I'm not quite sure what the prior reviewer meant about "taxi" dances. I have been here four times in the past year, and each time, the girls have danced with me for free. In...
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  16 years ago
  Dreams Cabaret

  2226 Kingshighway Washington Park, IL 62204
  My patronage of strip clubs has...

  My patronage of strip clubs has plummeted since I started taking trips to the whorehouses of TJ. However, on a recent Friday afternoon, after a long week, the "beast was on the prowl", and...
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  16 years ago
  Pony T's

  60 Four Corners Ln East St Louis, IL 62207
  There were two notable things about...

  There were two notable things about my visit on the afternoon of Saturday, 7/12. First, very unusual for a visit to a strip club, at 45 years, I may have been the youngest customer...
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  16 years ago
  Tropical Bar

  Calle Coahuila #2004 Tijuana, B.C.
  Like most nightclubs in the Zona...

  Like most nightclubs in the Zona Norte, this is a bordello more than a strip club. I have heard that there is a show about three times a day, but I have been in...
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  16 years ago
  Kappa Men's Club

  906 Dixon Ave Kappa, IL 61738
  I was here on February 20,...

  I was here on February 20, a Wednesday evening, from 10:00 to midnight. The club is in the middle of nowhere (actually in Kappa, IL, population 150, about ten miles north of Bloomington,...
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  16 years ago
  Country Rock Cabaret

  200 Monsanto Ave Sauget, IL 62201
  I visited this club on January...

  I visited this club on January 21. The place was basically dead from 10:00 pm to midnight, with a lot of pissed off dancers, and too many waitresses. News of the Statewide...
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  16 years ago
  Adelita Bar

  Calle Coahuila 1841, Zona Nte. Tijuana, B.C. Mexico
  I was here on Monday, 1/14....

  I was here on Monday, 1/14. First, a formality...I will again state my position that this establishment should not be listed on this site, as it is a bordello, and not primarily a strip...
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  16 years ago
  Thee Dollhouse

  1010 N Westshore Blvd Tampa, FL 33607
  I spent about 45 minutes at...

  I spent about 45 minutes at this club on New Year's Day while waiting from a flight from the Tampa airport, which is about two miles away. The club is in a remarkably...
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  17 years ago
  Sugar 44 Cabaret

  4420 E Thomas Rd Phoenix, AZ 85018
  I was at this club the...

  I was at this club the night of November 13. It is a small club, and a little on the cramped side. Cover was $9 on a Tuesday night. There are two "stages",...
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  17 years ago
  Country Rock Cabaret

  200 Monsanto Ave Sauget, IL 62201
  PT's--Sauget is my local club of...

  PT's--Sauget is my local club of choice. However, last night (actually, earlier this morning), insomnia, doubtless resulting from the pangs of conscience that follow twenty year of practicing law, drove me to PT's at...
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  17 years ago
  Dollie's Playhouse

  6210 Forest Blvd East St Louis, IL 62204
  I had not been in Dollie's...

  I had not been in Dollie's for almost a year, but it is like the "old reliable." There is virtually no turnover with the staff, and very little among the dancers. Some of...
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  17 years ago
  Men's Club Of Dallas

  2340 W Northwest Hwy Dallas, TX 75220
  I was here on Monday, July...

  I was here on Monday, July 30. I asked the cabbie to take me to Baby Dolls...he said that Baby Dolls was closed, and recommended this club (I later found out that Baby...
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  17 years ago
  Baby Dolls

  10250 Shady Trail Dallas, TX 75220
  This is the best strip club...

  This is the best strip club that I have been in. The girls are gorgeous, with 8s and 9s predominating. The cover is cheap, at $3 on weeknights. Drink prices appear to...
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  17 years ago
  Pony T's

  60 Four Corners Ln East St Louis, IL 62207
  I was here on Thurday, 5/10....

  I was here on Thurday, 5/10. I had last been to this club in 1990, and it appears that there has not been any improvement or maintenance to the club since then. The place...
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  17 years ago
  Adelita Bar

  Calle Coahuila 1841, Zona Nte. Tijuana, B.C. Mexico
  I am rating this place as...

  I am rating this place as what it is--a whorehouse--rather than as what it is not--a strip club. There is a small stage where some of the better looking girls dance later in...